I Am Iron Hannah
INT. Cafeteria
Lilly, Oliver and Miley are having lunch.
OLIVER
I cannot believe THE Tony Stark is coming to Malibu.
LILLY
I can't believe he sent Hannah a private invitation to his press conference.
MILEY
Guys, I'm sure you're making a big deal over nothing. No one else is getting this worked up about Tony Stark coming.
Rico comes by, with a crowd of girls behind him.
RICO
And once I go into business with Stark Industries, you ladies will have all the rocket-powered hot dogs you can eat.
MILEY
Well, almost no one. Look, it's no big deal. He's a celebrity, Hannah's a celebrity, I'm sure it's just a photo opportunity.
INT. Press Room
Tony Stark stands before the press. Miley is in the crowd, dressed now as Hannah Montana.
TONY STARK
I want to thank you all very much for coming out here tonight. I want to give a very special welcome to a very fine young lady, Miss Hannah Montana.
Applause.
TONY STARK
Come on up here Hannah.
Hannah joins Tony on stage.
TONY STARK
Now, I know most of you think I haven't got a country bone in my body, that I just listen to Ghostface Killah's Greatest Hits on my private jet all day. Now, that's hardly the case. I was the biggest fan Robbie Ray and the Howlin' Dogs ever had. And when I heard he was retiring to manage this little lady right here, I was crushed. But then when I first heard her sing, sing about everyone making mistakes and having those days, I was moved. She is a voice that America's youth, indeed all of America, can really get behind. That is why I'd like to officially announce that Stark Industries will be the corporate sponsor of Hannah Montana's new national tour.
Applause.
HANNAH MONTANA
Oh, sweet niblets!
INT. Kitchen
Miley is at the table looking bummed. Robbie Ray and Jackson enter.
ROBBIE RAY
What's eatin' ya, darlin'?
MILEY
It's just all this talk about Tony Stark has got me thinking.
ROBBIE RAY
You don't like him? Most people seem to think he's a pretty cool guy.
JACKSON
Oh, please, he's an alcoholic womanizer.
ROBBIE RAY
You're just jealous.
JACKSON
You're right.
MILEY
It's not that. It's just that he has two lives like I do. He's Tony Stark and he's Iron Man. And everyone knows that and it doesn't matter. I just wish it could be the same with me and Hannah.
ROBBIE RAY
Oh, bud. Tony Stark was born into a famous family; he's been a star all his life. Now, you were born into a famous family too, but we decided together a long time ago that Miley was gonna grow up as a regular girl. Tony Stark doesn't get to have the best of both worlds.
JACKSON
Yeah, he's just the king of one.
ROBBIE RAY
Jackson…
INT. Concert Venue
Hannah Montana is on stage, rocking out the show. Lilly and Oliver are jamming on the one out in the audience. Suddenly, smoke appears on stage.
OLIVER
Wow, neat fog effect.
LILLY
I don't think that's supposed to happen.
From the smoke rises The Mandarin, who takes Hannah from the stage and flies away.
OLIVER
Yeah, I suddenly don't think so either.
EXT. Beach
Rico is cleaning the counter at Rico's. Jackson approaches, looking sad.
RICO
What are you so bummed out about? Hannah Montana was kidnapped. Now no one has to hear her whiny nonsense music anymore.
JACKSON
Yeah…
RICO
Say, ever since Hannah disappeared, I haven't seen your goofy, buck-toothed sister.
JACKSON
Yeah.
RICO
I wonder if… nah.
INT. Mandarin's Layer
Hannah is tied to a table.
HANNAH MONTANA
Why have you taken me?
THE MANDARIN
To find out your true identity! Ever since Tony Stark revealed he was Iron Man, it has been pointless to chase him. But you, you are a new and worthy adversary.
Iron Man comes bursting in!
IRON MAN
Not today, pal.
Iron Man battles The Mandarin to victory unties Hannah and flies away with her on his back.
EXT. Sky
They are flying.
HANNAH MONTANA
Thanks for rescuing me.
IRON MAN
Hey, I gotta look out for my corporate interests!
THE END