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(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Multiplex)
(Cut to the exterior, KIM and RON are walking towards the movie theatre. RON is wearing a jacket and is stuffing food into it)
KIM: Explain again exactly what you're doing?
RON: I'm gonna sneak snacks into the movie theatre.
KIM: Don't they sell food inside?
RON: Yes, but there are some problems. One: They don't have anything I like to eat during a movie. And two: Have you seen the prices? No, KP, it's much easier to bring my own stuff.
(RUFUS pops out of RON's pocket)
RUFUS: Mm, food!
(RUFUS pulls a BURRITO out of RON's pocket and eats it)
RON: Hey! I was saving that!
KIM: Whatever.
(KIM and RON walk through the front doors and into the lobby. KIM approaches the window and buys a ticket. RON does the same, but when he does, a loud bell sounds. The MANAGER approaches RON)
RON: (Panicking) Aah! I confess, I did it! I snuck in food! But you don't even sell this stuff here!
MANAGER: Relax, son, you're not in trouble. You've won!
RON: Won? Won what?
MANAGER: You're our 1,000,000th customer.
RON: Cool, so what do I get?
MANAGER: You get a life-time pass to the movies. (Gives RON a card) There you go!
(The MANAGER walks away. RON examines the card)
RON: Wow, I've never won anything in my life!
KIM: Congratulations, Ron.
RON: You know what this means? Movies every night!
(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Every night!
RON/RUFUS: Boo-ya!
(Cut to the interior of one of the theatres. KIM and RON sit watching a movie. RUFUS sits on RON's shoulder. Both RON shares his snacks with RUFUS and KIM)
RON: This movie is going to be so much better now that it's free. Nacho, KP?
RUFUS: Mmm, nacho!
(RON gives a handful to RUFUS and a handful to KIM)
KIM: What movie is this, anyway?
RON: Who cares? It's free. Hey, here come the previews.
KIM: I knew that the movie wouldn't start on time.
RON: Don't be so cynical, KP. Previews are the best part of the movie-going experience. Think of it as seeing the best parts of a dozen movies.
(Cut to the screen)
(The screen shows a GIRL alone in a house. The phone rings)
ANNOUNCER: Just when you thought the terror was over.
(A GIRL runs across a lawn)
ANNNOUNCER: Just when you thought the nightmerror was over.
(The GIRL cautiously opens a door)
ANNOUNCER: Just when you thought that we couldn't squeeze out yet another lame sequel.
(A knife cut across the screen and the words 'SCREAM 4' appear)
ANNOUNCER: Coming soon.
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Why do they even bother? I figured out who the killer was before the opening credits had finished rolling.
(Cut back to scree)
(Space. The following CAPTION appears)
CAPTION: A long, long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away...
(CAPTION fades. A lightsaber fight appears)
YODA: (VO) To become a true jedi, understand the world, you must.
(A space battle)
ANNOUNCER: From Lucas Film Ltd. The story of a jedi continues.
(ANAKIN appears, he is a little older)
ANNOUNCER: Before he can become Darth Vader, another story must be told.
(A small, green planet appears)
ANNOUNCER: The story of another race.
(The logo 'STAR WARS: EPISODE 2.5- THE EWOK EMPIRE' appears)
(Cut to STAR WARS FANS sitting the theatre)
STAR WARS FANS: Nooooooooo! Not Ewoks! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(The STAR WARS FANS flea the theatre)
(Cut back to the screen, which is black)
ANNOUNCER: And now, our feature presentation.
(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Multiplex)
(Cut to the exterior, KIM and RON are walking towards the movie theatre. RON is wearing a jacket and is stuffing food into it)
KIM: Explain again exactly what you're doing?
RON: I'm gonna sneak snacks into the movie theatre.
KIM: Don't they sell food inside?
RON: Yes, but there are some problems. One: They don't have anything I like to eat during a movie. And two: Have you seen the prices? No, KP, it's much easier to bring my own stuff.
(RUFUS pops out of RON's pocket)
RUFUS: Mm, food!
(RUFUS pulls a BURRITO out of RON's pocket and eats it)
RON: Hey! I was saving that!
KIM: Whatever.
(KIM and RON walk through the front doors and into the lobby. KIM approaches the window and buys a ticket. RON does the same, but when he does, a loud bell sounds. The MANAGER approaches RON)
RON: (Panicking) Aah! I confess, I did it! I snuck in food! But you don't even sell this stuff here!
MANAGER: Relax, son, you're not in trouble. You've won!
RON: Won? Won what?
MANAGER: You're our 1,000,000th customer.
RON: Cool, so what do I get?
MANAGER: You get a life-time pass to the movies. (Gives RON a card) There you go!
(The MANAGER walks away. RON examines the card)
RON: Wow, I've never won anything in my life!
KIM: Congratulations, Ron.
RON: You know what this means? Movies every night!
(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Every night!
RON/RUFUS: Boo-ya!
(Cut to the interior of one of the theatres. KIM and RON sit watching a movie. RUFUS sits on RON's shoulder. Both RON shares his snacks with RUFUS and KIM)
RON: This movie is going to be so much better now that it's free. Nacho, KP?
RUFUS: Mmm, nacho!
(RON gives a handful to RUFUS and a handful to KIM)
KIM: What movie is this, anyway?
RON: Who cares? It's free. Hey, here come the previews.
KIM: I knew that the movie wouldn't start on time.
RON: Don't be so cynical, KP. Previews are the best part of the movie-going experience. Think of it as seeing the best parts of a dozen movies.
(Cut to the screen)
(The screen shows a GIRL alone in a house. The phone rings)
ANNOUNCER: Just when you thought the terror was over.
(A GIRL runs across a lawn)
ANNNOUNCER: Just when you thought the nightmerror was over.
(The GIRL cautiously opens a door)
ANNOUNCER: Just when you thought that we couldn't squeeze out yet another lame sequel.
(A knife cut across the screen and the words 'SCREAM 4' appear)
ANNOUNCER: Coming soon.
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Why do they even bother? I figured out who the killer was before the opening credits had finished rolling.
(Cut back to scree)
(Space. The following CAPTION appears)
CAPTION: A long, long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away...
(CAPTION fades. A lightsaber fight appears)
YODA: (VO) To become a true jedi, understand the world, you must.
(A space battle)
ANNOUNCER: From Lucas Film Ltd. The story of a jedi continues.
(ANAKIN appears, he is a little older)
ANNOUNCER: Before he can become Darth Vader, another story must be told.
(A small, green planet appears)
ANNOUNCER: The story of another race.
(The logo 'STAR WARS: EPISODE 2.5- THE EWOK EMPIRE' appears)
(Cut to STAR WARS FANS sitting the theatre)
STAR WARS FANS: Nooooooooo! Not Ewoks! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(The STAR WARS FANS flea the theatre)
(Cut back to the screen, which is black)
ANNOUNCER: And now, our feature presentation.