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I have reworked this several times, trying to make it longer. I hope you enjoy it.

Snape was annoyed, peeved, and ready to kill the next person he saw; yet he also wanted to curl up and cry from frustration. With all of the students being insufferably boisterous in their joy of finishing end of the year tests and celebrating the fall of Voldemort, it was much much worse this year. He just wanted peace and quiet to enjoy his freedom from Voldemort and the dunderhead students. However there were even students in the dungeons who were making so much noise he could hear them in his quarters. They were still too cheery from their cheering charms, to help them get through their tests, to be affected by Snape's glare. He decided to go to the room of requirement where he could make it sound proof and enjoy the quiet. But when he opened the door he found in already occupied by the golden trio.

"Hermione you're such a bookworm." Ron Weasley whined in his usual way. Only this time it was slurred and followed by him giggling, yes he was drunk. "Hermione the bookworm." 'giggle-hic' "No, bookworm Hermione, yeah bookworm Hermione!" He said the last part triumphantly like he had just figured out the answer to a very hard problem.

Hermione herself was saying "Harry you're so.. hairy." With her own giggle.

And poor Snape was forced to remember another time he had walked into a similar situation, that was just as unsettling for him.

flashback

"Loopy Lupin, Lupin is Loopy" said a drunken Sirius with a giggle.

While Lupin who was also drunk said "seriously Sirius you should be more serious." With his own giggle.

The greatly esteemed James was dreamily staring into space his chin resting on his hand and saying "Lilly my love you smell like... a lily."

That's what our poor Snape walked in to hear and instead of giving them a hard time he ran off forever scarred by the memory of the three drunken marauders.

Then Snape was snapped back to the present by Harry saying "Ginny your like Gin to me, I get drunk on you."

But this time Snape did not run away instead he barked out "Detention all three of you tomorrow night in my office at five."

But Hermione just hiccupped and said "Severus your voice is so silky and smooth like your hair." And then she then she passed out from too much alcohol and Harry and Ron joined her in unconsciousness.

That's when Snape walked out and went to Hogsmeade where he could hopefully get drunk in peace and quiet. and maybe just maybe forget about the whole thing.

AN: sorry I was bored and decided to write this yeah I know it's short. Maybe I'll write something longer sometime.