WHY....R.....U.....HERE?
"Say 'AHH'"
House said as he shined a light down a patient's throat.
"EWW...."
"What's wrong Doctor?"
"Do you ever think about your papilla?"
House said as he started to take his gloves off.
The patient just looked at him.
"The bumps at the back of your tongue."
House said as he then opened his mouth and pointed to the papilla.
"Well, no not really."
The patient clearly had no idea on what House was talking about.
"Well you should. Your breath is killing me and smells like the aftermath of making love to fat chick in a sauna mixed in with bad milk."
The patient immediately became became angry and defensive.
"Excuse me?!"
"Here."
House said as he handed her a large pack of TicTacs and Altoids.
"LISTEN CAREFULLY! SINCE YOU ARE DEAF, I"M GOING TO SPEAK LOUDLY AND SLOW! TAKE A WHOLE PACK OF TICTACS AND ALTOIDS A DAY!"
"EXCUSE ME?! BUT WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
"I can hear perfectly you know."
House said as he began to walk out the room.
The patient got off the examining table and walked over to House.
"I WILL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO BE TREATED...."
House slammed the door in her face.
But he then opened it back up.
"Oh! And don't forget to brush your teeth."
He then slammed it again and you could here the patient cursing from behind the door.
House popped a couple of pills in his mouth as he walked over to the elevator.
He was about to press the button but someone beat him to it.
"No worries Dr. House. I know what floor your office is on."
House turned to see a teenage girl standing next to him.
She was in a House M.D t-shirt that stated "I LOVE GREGORY HOUSE" and she had a backpack that surprisingly said, "I'm in the HOUSE GANG."
House looked at her clearly confused.
The girl looked at him back.
"Nice T shirt."
"Thanks. I made it myself House. You're not looking to shabby either. I'm loving how you decked out your fine pair of jeans."
House watched as the elevator doors opened.
He attempted to get in and hurry and close the doors but the girl was right beside him.
"What floor are you going on?"
"Well duh House. The same floor that your going on."
The girl said as she gave House an air punch to his shoulder.
"Uh Huh...."
House said as he pushed the button for his floor.
As the elevator began to go up, you could tell there was a heavy awkward silence.
"Why are you here?"
"To see you of course."
House still looked confused.
"I'm sorry, but i don't talk to strangers."
House said as the doors opened and he and the girl walked out.
"You're no stranger to me."
"You never know...I could be a crusty old man who finds pleasure in seducing young girls."
"Or...You could be a sexy guy who finds pleasure in seducing young girls."
"Lieing is a bad habit."
"And it's your best."
House entered into his office.
The girl began to follow but House stopped her.
"No girls under 18 allowed. Know go home and cry me a river."
House then slammed the door in her face and locked it.
"Having a rough day?"
House turned to see another girl in his chair playing his XBOX 360.
"Who are you? And I really don't have the money i owe from the night before."
House said as he limped towards this girl.
"I'm Gabi. Head of the Dr. Gregory House girls fan-club."
"Dr. Gregory House girls fanclub? I thought teenagers these days were getting drunk and knocked up."
Gabi laughed.
"You know House, not all of us are under 18. In fact, I'm 21."
House seemed alot more curious.
"And you are telling me this why? As if i don't know already."
Gabi got up and walked over to House.
"What are you doing tonight House? Because i was thinking that maybe you, me, and a couple of the girls from the gang can hang out or would you prefer just me."
House was about to answer but Wilson came into the room.
"House....I was wondering if....."
Gabi looked at Wilson and then began to kiss House.
But she then stopped and looked at Wilson.
"I'll see you tonight House."
She then left from House and eyed Wilson as she walked past him and out the door.
"What was that about House?"
House suddenly limped past Wilson without a word.