SasuHina oneshot!! twee....!! anywayss~~i got addicted to it dont know why...

anyways here it goes!!

ohyah. dizclaimerz : if i look like Masashi Kishimoto, walk like Masashi Kishimoto, talk like Mr. K, then your painfully drugged. i don't own naruto.

Chapter 1 - Arrowed

Sasuke was on the bench. He just got back from training from Mr. Orochipedo, I mean Orochimaru. Sasuke looked around, right to left and vice-versa. Something was definitely strange, his Uchiha fangirls' sense is tingling up his spine, and he sense that they are right behind him.

Sasuke looked behind, there, a mob a rabid fangirls, yes, including Ino and Sakura, standing behind the bushes. Their grins as wide as there ugly faces. Sasuke sighed. Why are these animals still inlove with me? Didn't they heard I trained with Orochipedo? Sasuke stood up, and there he smirked at them. The girls stood there, both crazily inlove and puzzled. Just then, a cloud of smoke and dust surrounded Sasuke, and there he disappeared.

" Oh no! Saskay! He's missing again!" Sakura cried with her pink-hair all frizzy. " It took me days just to convince him to come back to me!!"

" What?! No! " Ino objected raising her right hand, slapping the fore head of the poor leech. " He came here because Orochimaru is into pedo. " Soon, most of them started to argue and stuff and didn't notice that Sasuke was behind a wooden wall. He sighed. All he wanted was alone time, a time for peace, a time to think.

As he slowly walked away, he saw Naruto. Naruto was all energetic as possible and ran into Sasuke. " Sasuke-teme!! I'm so glad your back here!! So, how has it been, being back here??"

" Hn... " That was all he could answer.

" Hn? " Naruto immitated his voice.

" Hn. " He said once more.

" Hn? " This time, it really pissed him off. He pushed Naruto-baka out of his way, angrily, and stomped his way back home. Though, he stopped when he saw a blue-headed girl, hiding behind a tree. Oh no. Not another one! Sasuke thought. Though, he had never seen this girl in the village before, she seemed to be new, so it wouldn't be a problem. But though, she seem to be alone, so he just walked pass by her.

" Pfft... " He hissed at her as he passes by. His black eyes looked back again, checking if he was about to be chased. There still, the girl just stood behind the tree, observing someone and ignoring him. What's this? Sasuke knew all the girls will drop dead once they see him, but this girl is different. She had her eyes on another. A blond, blue eyed, moron. Naruto.

He was very curious. Why is that girl looking at Naruto like that. Blushing, smiling. It seems like she has a crush on him. Wait. That's it! Sasuke felt a bit jealous, and surprised. Naruto has a stalker. That is something you don't see everyday. But that also made him wonder, why Naruto? He is a moron, a girl falling head-to-toe for him would be mental. Otherwise, impossible.

Sasuke walked behind another tree that was just behind the her, looking at the mysterious girl who was observing Naruto. She is kinda, cute. Wait, why am I thinking of this!? He glanced back to her, but she wasn't there anymore. She was walking towards Naruto. What the heck is she trying to do? He thought for a minute. That girl seemed to blush when she looked at him, and he concluded that she had a crush on him, though it is impossible. He thought harder, then his face lighted.

" Ah! She's gonna confess to him! " Sasuke said in a way of saying 'Eureka!' Though, there was a paused. " OH MY KAMI!! SHE'S GOING TO CONFESS TO THAT BAKA!! " Sasuke rushed over there, but it was too late. Naruto was standing there, puzzled yet curious. The girl with her silky blue hair, still blushing.

He watched them.

" Ano... Na-naruto-kun... I.. um... y-ou se-see... " She blushed and stuttered and fiddled with her fingers. This was definitely a cute and a different girl. And the way she blushes just makes him blush. A bit. But Sasuke frowned when Sakura walked passed by the baka. Naruto's attention was somewhere else, and he followed her. The girl was still standing, blushing with her eyes closed. Does that girl know he isn't there anymore. He walked towards her, infront of her.

" I... ano... I love you!! " Sasuke went tomato red, blood pressure rising. Of course, he hears a lot of ' I love you ' from the animal-bakas, but this one was different. She really meant it. He smiled for a second, but was shocked to as she repeated the sentence again.

" I love you, Naruto Uzumaki!! " WHAT?! It felt like a big Naruto-baka arrow sign piercing through his chest. This can't be good. A girl doesn't like me. A girl! The girl opened her lavender-white eyes. They both looked at each other. Sasuke felt his heart skipping a beat, like a drummer who forgot the lyrics. She stared at him with her big, innocent eyes. Sasuke looked at her, still red and flushed. Her blush is so cute! He thought. But it faded, and he sweatdropped. The girl fell to the ground, but the raven-haired boy caught her in a knick of time. She was so light, like a feather. And the way her long, silking blue hair rested on her arms. She is so innocent. Sasuke grinned, not evilly, but just a plai grin. She is so soft.

But he felt a bit paranoid. He can't go soft, especially when he had a horde of rabids looking for him. And the girl his carrying? He has to hide, or at least find her house. But little does he knows, he barely knows the girl. He looked at every direction, but he has no choice. He ran straight to his house, going through alleys to avoid suspicious people.

He panted, but he made it. But his " something is behind me" senses are tingling once again. He looked back, there the horror started...

" Kidnapping innocent girls, already Sasuke? "

CLIFF HANGER!!!!

hope you like it. Putting as much humor as I can. And unlike my other first crack fic, i kinda began to be lazy. But i promised that this will be updated. Pls. R&R. Reviews are loved. And we have cookies.

Also, I believe Hinata belongs to the dark side. The Akatsuki side. Bwuahaha!! No, I'm just retarded again...

~~ mee-chan also known as ME