A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Dorothy Skywalker, the great great granddaughter of Darth Vader, is betrothed Dudebacca, the great great grandson of the one called Chewbacca. Dudebacca has a Cain and Abel like relationship with his half brother Logan McDougal, of whom is married to the first female sith Darth Jiin, of whom is trying to break up Dorothy and Dudebacca and set him up with her cousin Eliza Jennings. Eliza has recently staged a fake pregnancy and Dudebacca has been kidnapped and is being held hostage by Darth Jiin who is planning to force him into marrying Eliza.