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hey! I'm back! And here's the branch-story I promised, but it's M rated and is, unlike it's main story, "A Day In the Life of the Akatsuki's, is not a torture fanfic!
All: whew…
but there may be a few lemons, or maybe more.
All: OO –tries to figure out which pairings are in the lemon(s)/ are used- (hopefull) (())
"Curly-brackets: "time-card"
Italics: thinking/dream/on non-communication based screens
Bold italics: (foreign/dead languages)/incantations/(bijuu's) voice in thought/dream/on a screen (not including communication-based ones)
Bold: bijuu's voice
Underlined: song lyrics
(The below only exist in author's notes except for certain things/purposes)
O.O(txt)/((O.O))(txt): expression
((O.O)): (blushing)
object: what a card or piece of paper has written on it
Name: txt: what one person is saying
Name: txtName: txt: two people talking (saying different words) at the same time
(Parentheses): place/doing something whilst speaking/necessary info/hidden info/etc
Disclaimer: I own nothing but myself and Yamata, Shiro
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The younger of the Hyuga sisters, Hyuga, Hanabi, was sitting next to, and holding the hand of a young boy just about her age. The boy was pale (as always), (except for a very light, but still noticeable blush on his face), had brown eyes with slitted pupils, hair that was a VERY dark shade of green (almost black), a black Organization XIII cloak, (underneath which was a black jacket, his favorite Punisher T-shirt, and black jeans), and on his right hand was a gauntlet with the power to control the winds themselves, and on that was the word "wind" (this should be expected) in the OLDEST known form of Japanese. The name of the gauntlet is "Fujinn" (this should also be expected). But the boy's name, however, is Yamata, Shiro. He has despised his real father (i.e. Orochimaru (he not only experimented on Shiro, but he also used the body of his identical twin brother, Orochi), who had disowned him a VERY long time ago, but he has great admiration for his adoptive father, the very author of this story, Randoglious, Draconus III, aka the King of Randomness!! (and soon to become a Shinigami and then the head Shinigami, for Lord Death himself is his current Shinigami (he owns a DEATH NOTE)). They were still on Timeless River, and were still having a bit too much randomness for your liking (Shiro had the gun called "noisy cricket" is his pocket and a double-barreled blue steel beauty of a shotgun hanging over his back, both of which, he would later use to kill Orochimaru). (a/n for something funny, copy and the following links and paste them in your e-browser: search./tracks/knights who say nee search./tracks/monty python holy grail /watch?vXcxKIJTb3Hg these also give you a good idea of what's going on! end of a/n.) Suddenly, Orochimaru enters the ship cabin (where Shiro and Hanabi are (a/n ooooooh big mistake!! end of a/n) JUST after I, His Royally Random Majesty, finished writing Orochimaru's name and cause of death in my DEATH NOTE!! Shiro quickly dives his hand into his pocket, pulls out the noisy cricket, (which is a sign for Hanabi to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!), and aims it at Orochimaru. "Hahahahahaha! You think that little puny gun is going to as much as pierce my armor? You might as well-" Orochimaru is cut off as Shiro "test fires" on a forest behind him, which Hidan is in, and Hidan gets killed in the MASSIVE BLAST OF PURE ENERGY made by shooting that "little puny gun". Orochimaru stares wide-eyed at the forest in amazement of the raw power of the cricket. "The Noisy Cricket: a tiny gun that fires pure energy as a projectile. It WILL nock anyone off their feet with the recoil unless there's a silencer added to it, in this case, there wasn't. It's not a bad gun, but I prefer this…" Orochimaru quickly turns around and finds himself staring down the barrel – well BARRELS, of big blue, which is that sawed off blue-steel beauty. Orochimaru, suddenly having an epiphany (sudden realization of great truth and/or importance), had that "just do what you need to do" look on his face, and said "do what you've come to do. I don't care anymore whether you let me live or die…" but Shiro's gaze of hate didn't change. "Here's two forms of I.D. Suck 'em both." BLAMITY-BLAM!! "Now…YOU SEE THIS!? This is my BOOMSTICK!! It's a twelve gauge, double-barreled, blue-steel Remington pump- S-Mart's top of the line! That's right… 'Shop smart, shop S-Mart'. Next one of you primitives touch me..." He screams in a scary way. Then he looks at a very frightened and sad Hanabi. "…except for you, Hanabi-chan…" he puts his arm around her in as comforting as possible way. "and besides, you're too beautiful to be called a 'primitive'…" "oh Shiro-kun… I love you too…" they kiss, oblivious to the fact that everyone was staring at them, eye-twitching, scared face, and sweat-dropping and all!! Suddenly, Naruto and Hinata start a slow clap, and everyone looks at them, ("…...") and starts joining in…
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aww… how kawaii! read and review!