Yeah. I dunno. If the title turned you on (or off, if you really just wanted to flame me for my frickin-retarded idea, well then, screw you) then good for you. It's a combo, a what if situation. What if, in an alternate reality, the worlds of Naruto, Pokemon, and Yu-Gi-Oh! collided? And if I used my fan-characters to help ease on an otherwise non-existent story line? Sound like fun? My friend thought so, and I give props to my good bud Kitty352 (screen name compliments of moi.) for eggin' me on to write this. It was a joke till it was funny. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, Naruto, or Yu-Gi-Oh, but everything else you don't recognize or hasn't been said that I do/don't own is. All right.

Pokemon Ninjutsu Duelist Battles!

"Eva?" a voice cut grumbled, interrupting the girl.

"Yah?" she responded, looking up at the instructor with an unreadable face.

"We understand that you have a lot of potential…"

"Yah?"

"And that you are very capable…"

"Yah?"

"But…I think that's it's about time that we…uh…let you go."

Alarm finally registered. "Huh- what? Let me…go!"

"You goof off too much, and it doesn't seem like you really want to be a kunoichi…and we can't waste space like that, and all that, soooooo……"

"Y-you can't be serious, I've worked so hard to get here…and…"

"Goodbye. AND STAY OUT!"

And before she knew it she was sitting on her butt outside the school's sidewalk, gaping.

"TAKE YOUR POKEMON, TOO!"

Suddenly Blaze the Charmander swiped her upside the head, followed by the successive thumping of Pokeballs banging off of her head.

"And your stupid cards too!"

52 card pickup.

"Can I have my headband back? I kinda paid for it!" the girl shouted back at the sensei.

That, too, landed with a thud on her head.

"Blaze wants his too!"

"Char!"

"Ow! Thank you very much!"

"You're welcome!"

"I didn't mean it! Dork…" she muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

The door slammed behind her.

"Na!" she mocked.

"Char!"

"That's right, Blaze, we don't need no stinkin' Zabuza-sensei to be cool!"

"Charmander!"

"G'dang." Eva said with a sigh, rubbing the top of her head. "They sure do know how to give you a concussion here, don't they?"

"Char."

"Yeah…any second now."

"Man."

"Maybe in just a second I'll be able to move."

"Der."

"Yah…" and as she spoke, a piece of paper flew smack into her face. "Wow." She pulled it off, looking at it. "Where do your talents lie? In the art of Ninjutsu? Maybe training your very own Pokemon? Or maybe assembling a deck of duel monsters cards? Or maybe all of them? Then come join the Poke/ninja/duel academy!"

Blaze peeked his head over the flyer, and nodded in agreement.

"SWEET!" the girl cried, "this is so wicked awesome it's unbelievable! I know where we're gonna go next, Blaze!"

"Charmander?"

"No, not the Laundromat. Don't get smart with me, boy! Now shut up and let's go!"

Was that a little short? It should have been since it only took, like five minutes to type, and I've already arranged all the chapters on paper. Do you like it? It's a little slow, yes, I know, but just you wait! It's gonna get AWESOME! If you like ninjas, Pokemon, duel decks…and a little bit of Ken Akamatsu inspired hentai!