Brownie: Hello there I'm the writer of this fanfic. This is my friend Monkey, she is the author of When Chaos is Inserted.
Monkey:Hi.
Brownie: Before you start reading know that first of all, I don't own the show, second anything like bands, or other shows, well I don't own those either.
Monkey: Just let them read!
Brownie: Fine!
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Chapter 1- The letter
8:30am June 30th
"-and in other news, teen rock star Uzumaki Naruto, lead singer of the band 'Dattebayo' walked off stage in the middle of the concert last night. The public is wondering what caused this display. However a couple of fed up band members are simply saying this is just another one of Naruto's stupid stunts. From the sounds of it, the band itself is not on good terms. Their manager said that their summer tour will be cancled until further notice. S-"
"You mean until that stuck up retard can get his act together,"scoffed Subaku no Temari, who had just shut off the T.V. She had long blond hair, black eyes, and a look about her that said 'don't fuck with me retards'
'I don't get how someone with a life practically made could do something like that', Temari thought to herself, 'If it were me-except it's not me. I'm not a rock star, I'm just a girl living alone trying to make enough money to go to a decent camp over the summer'
The one thing Temari loved was music. She could sing, play guitar, piano, and even drums,although the last not very well.
Her one problem was performing. She could not stand up on stage with all those people watching, and she hated herself for it. How was she supposed to be a famous star if she couldn't even get up on stage?
'Oh well', Temari thought with a sigh, 'I better not be late for my last day of my last year of school'
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At school- lunch
Being the last day of school before summer break, almost everyone was outside during lunch.
Temari sighed. She wouldn't miss this school. To say that she had trouble making friends would be the understatment of the year. Her sarcastic attitude, sadistic and pyromaniac habits, and her general dislike od people made her hard to be around. It didn't matter that her brothers were two of the biggest names in music, people hated her, and she really didn't care.
Temari looked across the school yard from her position against the wall of the school. 'There are the jocks, goofing around with a football. Showing off for their girlfriends no doubt. Speaking of which.....ah there they are, the little sluts. Ugg. If those shorts were any shorter, they wouldn't need to wear them. They could just wear their underwear to school. Ah, over there are the emo children. Sharing stories and knives, no doubt. Nerds off in that corner, probably studying. What a bunch of losers. No one interesting goes to this stupid school! Oh well, at least I only have the rest of today, then I'm out of here'
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After school-Temari's place
Temari turned the key in the lock, opened the door, and checked the mail. There was only one letter. It was from her brother, Gaara. Curious, she opened it as she walked in the door. Inside was a note.
Dear Temari;
I know how badly you wanted to go to a decent camp this summer, so I pulled a few strings. You're now registered to go to Konoha rock camp. Camp starts on July 10th. I'm sending a driver to come pick you up at 9:30 on the 10th. Have fun at camp! And see you soon.
Love,
Gaara.
Temari stared blankly at the letter for a few seconds.
"Woohoo!", Temari yelled, "I get to go to the top ranked rock camp! This is the best!...............but if I go, I'll have to perform, and I can't perform. Oh God. OhGodohGodohGod. Um... Okay. Relax. I bet it won't be that bad", she thought for a minute, "And if I change how I look, then no one will know it's me. That should help ! Time for a make over!"
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Temari's house 9:30am July 10th
The chauffeur rang the doorbell and waited. The door opened and he nearly let out a cry of shock. The girl in the doorway looked verydifferent from the girl Gaara described.
"Are you Temari?", he asked, wondering if he had the right address.
"Yeah", the girl replied.
"Okay. Um... just grab your stuff, put it in the cab, and we'll get going"
"Fine", she threw a backpack over her shoulder, picked up an acoustic guitar case and a duffel bag. She locked the door, and got in the cab.
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Konoha Rock camp-same day 11:00am
Yamanaka Ino stepped out of her limo. She didn't bother grabbing her stuff, one of her maids would get it. Ino quickly scaned the crowd for her friends. In truth she didn't really consider them her friends, just people to do her backup singing.
'Ah, there they are', she thought. Out loud she called, "Hey Sakura, Hinata, Tenten! Over here!", Hanuto Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, and Tenten. Three girls she could use for whatever she wanted. They had all been new at camp last year, and she told them that she would help them along. Now, they trusted her. She could manipulate them however she wanted.
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Konoha Rock Camp
Tenten, Sakura and Hinata made their way over to Ino.
"So I was thinking of going solo this year, now that I know the feel of the camp and all", Sakura said thoughtfully.
"Same. It'd be kinda cool to sing my own stuff this year", Tenten agreed.
""I-I don't know. Ino helped m-me out a lot last y-year", Hinata argued with only a small stutter, "It would seem we w-were b-betraying her"
"Hey you guys! Did you have a good school year? I have a great song for final jam", Ino cut in taking control of the conversation.
"Actually, Ino", Tenten started.
"Of coarse we have to sing together for final jam. We sounded sooo good last year!", Ino pressed.
"U-um, sure", Hinata said.
Ino looked expectantly at Tenten and Sakura. Tenten gave Sakura a look that said 'what should we do?'. Sakura shrugged.
"Fine", Tenten sighed, speaking for the both of them.
"Excellent", Ino muttered with a grin.
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Konoha Rock Camp
Now that that problem was settled, Ino's eyes scanned the camp.
"Hey look over there. I think camp just got another newbie"
The girl Ino pointed at had short, roughly cut black hair, black eyes and a moody look on her face. She had grey skate shoes, black jeans with a ripped left knee, and a ripped up Finger Eleven t-shirt.
She had a whole bunch of black and red or black and grey woven bracelets up her left arm, and a long strip of blood red fabric on her left wrist and forearm, wrapped like a bandage. She had three rings in he upper left ear, one small diamond in her upper right ear, a skull in each ear lobe and a small guitar in each ear lobe.
"Can you believe that some one actually dresses like that?" no style", Ino complained, and looked down at her own outfit with a smile. She had a white tennis skirt on, baby blue flip flops, and a yellow tube top. Her blond hair was up in a ponytail.
Hinata wore beige Capri's, flats and a white t-shirt. Simple, but it suited her. Her long brown hair was loose across her shoulders and back.
Tenten was in black board shorts, skate shoes, and a red tank top. Her brown hair was up on her head in two buns. Again, not killer style but it suited her.
Sakura had chosen dark red cargo shorts, tan sneakers, and a pink halter top. Her short pink hair was held back by a headband. Out of all her friends outfits, Ino liked Sakura's the best.
"M-my cousin should be arriving s-soon", Hinata said quitly, "he and his f-friends should be p-pulling up over t-there", Hinata pointed to a spot near the staff parking lot.
As if on cue, a limo pulled up into the spot.
"Well lets go say hello then", Ino said and then marched over to the limo.
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Konoha Rock Camp
Temari scanned the camp 'Hm... Metal heads...punk rockers...rap artists....hip hop freaks...boy bands, ugg.....divas, shudder....classic nerds, yawn....posers....and groupies. Man, doesn't anyone interesting go to this camp?', she thought, half disgusted, half pitying, and half bored.
Then Temari saw what she had never expected to see at camp. The limo for her brothers band.'oh shit! What the fuck is Gaara going here!? He said he did say see you soon, but still!',she thought desperately. There was no way she was going to let Gaara see her, at least not in front of all these people. Maybe she'd talk to him later. But not now.
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With Ino
"So what are you guys doing here anyway?. I mean its not like we get celebs here often", Ino asked, trying to figure out which one of them to hit on.
"It was Kankuro's idea, he figured since it was here that we all met, it would be ere that we could work out our problems", Gaara said, utterly bored with the conversation. He would have told them all to fuck off if Hinata hadn't been Neji's cousin.
"It must be really hard being such a popular band", Ino continued as if Gaara's answer hadn't already said that the band was haveing problems.
"And it must be so hard trying to figure out which one of us to hit on", Naruto drawled, obviously trying to get rid of them.
"Why don't you girls go get settled into your cabin. We can talk later", Neji cut in, obviously trying to avoid a fight.
"Fine", Ino said coldly, trembiling with rage, "Come on girls"
"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to talk to Neji about something", Hinata said.
"Okay", Tenten answered for Ino, who looked incapable of speech. Tenten, Sakura and Ino walked off.
"Doesn't look like I'm needed here,"Naruto muttered and walked away in the opposite direction of the girls.
"We'll go see which cabin we've been assigned", Sasuke and Kiba marched off to the administration building.
"I'll get the stuff out of the car", Shikamaru sighed, utterly depressed that he actually had to do work.
Hinata, apparently ignoring Gaara, asked Neji, "What's the real reason for you guys being here?"
Neji let out a sigh, "Naruto. He's being a right pain in the ass. Kankuro thought that some time away from the public would do him good"
"Then why are the rest of you here?"
"Shikamaru thought that it would look odd if only Naruto was here"
"Hm"
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With Gaara
Gaara was about to leave when he heard someone call him name.
"Hey Gaara!", called a black haired punk. She looked completely different, but that voice.....
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With Temari
As Temari walked over to the limo, she could see Gaara's confusion. "It's me Gaa-chan. Don't you recognize me?"
"Appearance, no, voice and mannerisms, yes. It's good to see you here Tema"
"Hey Gaara, whose this?" a brunette male with long hair and pale eyes asked, standing next to a shy looking girl. She looked simalar, with her hair shorter, but those same pale eyes.
"Oh, sorry Neji. This is my sister, Temari, Temari this is Hyuuga Neji and Hyuuga Hinata. Neji plays base guitar for the band Hinata is his cousin", Gaara introduced everyone who was present, looking as stoic as ever.
"It's a pleasure to meet you both", Temari did her best to be polite even when she wanted to ask Neji why he had such long hair,'It looks kinda femine...', she thought smiling inwardly.
"U-um, Temari-chan, i-if you don't h-have a cabin y-yet, you c-can stay with m-me and my friends", Hinata offered, trying, and failing, not to stutter.
"That would be great", Temari responded, sensing that this girl would be a good friend.
"Okay, f-follow me", Hinata seemed happy as well. She started walking towards the cabin district, and Temari followed.
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With Tenten
"Was Ino this bossy last year?", Sakura asked Tenten. Ino had left the cabin, saying she needed a walk. Tenten and Sakur both new that she was going to find out which cabin 'Dattebayo' was staying in, just cause on of them had been rude to her didn't mean that she was going to give up on the rest.
"She didn't seem like it. But...", Tenten trailed off.
"But...?"
"Well, maybe last year she was only being nice because she needed our help. Now that she helped us last year, she'll use that to make us help her"
"How?"
"She'll say that we owe her"
"But that's stupid. Besides, she seemed really nice last year"
"So, remember Orochimaru? He seemed like a real nice teacher at first, but he was actually a child molester"
"So you think Ino was just being nice so she could use us"
"Exactly!"
"Hm, lets wait and see. If she continues to be a bitch, then we can kick her out. But this might just because she was having a bad day, or something"
"Hm"
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With Hinata
"There will be five of us sharing the cabin. Hanuro Sakura, Yamanata Ino, Tenten, you, and myself. Sakura and Tenten go to the same school during the year, and they're the best of friends. Ino considers herself the boss, probably cause her moms a big star. Tenten and Sakura don't like it that much. But still you should tred carefully with Ino. She can be a real bitch", Hinata was saying to Temari. She found it strangly easy to talk to her. Maybe it was because she was Gaara's sister.
"You son't think I can be bitchy?", Temari asked a wicked grin on her face.
Hinata grinned back, "Oh, I think you're more than capable of that"
Temari chuckled, "So what about you? You said the others don't like Ino very much, and by the sounds of it, you don't either.
"I don't like her", Hinata agreed, happy to be able to say it to someone.
"Then why hang out with her?"
"She helped us out last year with the final jam, and now...."
"And now, she expects you to return the favor"
"Exactly"
"Hm, I could get rid of her if you'd like"
"How?"
"I have my ways"
"Hm, well... I'd have to talk it over with Tenten and Sakura, but..."
"Thats cool. Tell me when you have an answer"
"Okay, deal. Here's the place"
"Oh, Hinata? Would you mind not telling the others I'm Gaara's sister?"
"Why not? I mean he's famous. You'd get a lot of respect for just being related to him"
"Well, I kinda want to build my own name, you know? Not rely on his"
"Hm, okay", Hinata said as she opened the door.
"Hey come on! Please! OH GOD DAMN IT SAKURA! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIES!"
"This certainly is going to be intresting", Tmear drawled with an amused look on her face.
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With Ino
Ino stalked through the camp, glaring at anyone who tried to talk to her. She had to figure out where their cabin was. Unfortunately she had to much pride to ask. 'Hm....', she thought, 'where could they be?'
Contrary to what most people would have thought, she didn't want to find the cabin so she could stalk them. Oh no. She wanted revenge against that self-centered, idiotic, pigheaded blond. 'It's a pity too, cause he was the hottest one there. With his ripped up jeans and black T-shirt and that red hoodie. Gaa! Ino snap out of it! You're here for revenge, not a date!
'Yeah but-'
'But nothing! He's a jerk and deserves to be taught a lesson!'
'Fine'
As Ino was arguing with herself Shikamaru walked by. 'Perfect', she thought, and started to follow him.
Little did she know she wasn't the one who was going to teach Naruto a lesson.
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With Sasuke
Sasuke sat in his cabin unpacking his stuff. Kiba was on the bed next to him.
"Why do we always have to do the registration and all that? The lady at the desk was a bitch"
"Hn", Sasuke, stoic as ever, said.
"I mean, it's not fair. We have lives too. Just cause Naruto's an asshole shouldn't mean he gets away with doing nothing", Kiba continued.
"Need I remind you that you volunteered us for this job?"
"Yeah....but that's just cause I wanted some alone time with you", Kiba said blushing.
Sasuke blushed too, but didn't say anything. He felt Kiba wrap his arms around his neck. Sasuke leaned back into his embrace. He felt Kiba's lips press against the back of his neck, asking a silent question. Sasuke turned around, still with Kiba's arms around his neck. He pressed his lips against Kiba's, gently at first, the with more passion. Kiba let out a moan.
It was then that Shikamaru decided to walk into the cabin. Sasuke and Kiba broke apart, both blushing madly.
"I-i-it's not...,", Kiba tried to explain despite the fact that Shikamaru was probably to stunned to listen.
Sasuke just put his head in his hands, his face a deep shade of crimson. He was to embarrassed to say anything.
Shikamaru put the bags he was carrying on the floor, and walked out of the cabin.
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With Shikamaru
he wasn't surprised really. He had always suspected that they were a couple. But suspecting something and seeing it are two different things.
"Hey Shika, you OK? You look pale", Neji asked with some concern.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Fine", he responded, still wrapped in his thoughts.
"Here. I'll help you take the stuff to the cabin"
"Thanks"
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With Ino
Now that she knew where their cabin was, she couls begin to plot her revenge.
Flashback
Ino followed the pine-apple headed boy 'til she saw him stop at a cabin. She checked the number.7.
"Remember 7", Ino told her self.
Shikamaru opened the door, and stood in the door way for a minute. He dropped the bags on the floor and walked out of the cabin. Ino then turned to walk back to her own cabin.
End flashback
Ino smiled evilly. She had a job for her minions to do.
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With Tenten
"Oh! Um.., Hi!.....Hinata who's this?", Tenten asked, not sure why the punk girl was with her friend.
"This is Temari. She didn't have a cabin so I invited her to stay here. Temari, this is Tenten", Hinata said pointing to Tenten, "and that's Sakura"
"Hi", Temari said, as emotionless as her brother.
"Are you sure that's a good idea. You heard of Ino was talking about her", Sakura asked, a concerned look on her face.
"Don't worry", Temari said with an evil smirk on her face, "I can handle that bitch no problem", and with that Temari dropped her bags beside one of the unclaimed beds, and started to unpack.
Sakura raised an eyebrow at Hinata. Hinata just shrugged and put her stuff by the last bed.
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With Temari
'Hm. Hinata sure is nice. And those two, Sakura and Tenten, they seem intresting. Too dependant on this Ino though. No matter, we can fix that', Temari was thinking to herself as she unpacked her stuff.
Temari looked around the cabin. It was nice. The main room was large with 5 beds, and a dresser for each bed. Despite the large amount of furniture, there was still plenty of room in it. There was a short hallway which led to three doors. Temari suspected that at least one of them was a bathroom. One was probably a laundry room. The other might be a linens closet.
"So what did Ino say about me?", Temari asked out loud.
"Well....", Hinata, truth to tell, was afraid to repeat what Ino said. As much as she trusted Temari, she was completly freaked out by her.
"She said that you had no style and that you got lost on your way to the emo camp", Sakura put in, not too concerned, "Personally. I don't agree"
"Me neither", Tenten put in.
"Oh? And why is that?", Temari asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, for starters, I love Finger Eleven. Anyone who has one of their t-shirts can't be that bad", Tenten answered this time.
"Plus, Ino can be a snob about fasion. It's kinda hypocritical really, seeing as she dresses like a slut", Everyone stared at Hinata as she said that, "What? It's true"
"Yeah...but...You NEVER say anything bad about anyone", Sakura stated in an awed voice.
Hinata sighed, "Look. If Ino's gonna be as bitchy as she was this morning. I want her gone. What about you guys?"
"Well ya, we'd want her gone, we said that this morning", Tenten reminded them.
Temari sat and listened to their conversation, 'Excellent', she thought, 'If that Ino is as bitchy as I think she is, I might actually get a chance to have some fun at camp'
"So, it's decided", Hinata said, snapping Temari back to the conversation, "If she continues to act like that, we'll get rid of her"
"Right!", Tenten and Sakura said at the same time.
They unpacked in comfortable silence for a while. Then,miss bitchy herself decided to walk in.
"Hey guys, come on, the welcoming bonfires are about to start, and we have to......", Ino trailed off, staring at her friends, "What is she doing here!?", she pointed at Temari, refusing to acknowledge her further.
Hinata explained, "She didn't have a place to stay so I-"
"So you invited her here?!", Ino cut in. Fully pissed now.
"Ino-", Sakura tried to calm her down.
"Don't you 'Ino' me! Hinata clearly-"
"I'm ever so sorry to have caused this. I didn't have anywhere to go so I begged Hina-chan to help me. And I do wish I could be more like you Ino-sempai. You fashion sense is wonderful!", Temari interjected, explaining the situation in a respectful tone. She was acting, of course. She hated that Ino-bitch on sight.
"Oh....well then! Welcome to our cabin. Now come on you guys! Or we'll miss the bonfire!", Ino said cheerfully while walking out the door
'Idiot....', Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari all thought as they followed her out of the cabin.
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With band at the Bonfire
Naruto looked around, wondering for the 5th time why he was at this stupid camp. So what if he was a little moody occasionally? It was no reason to dump him at some stupid camp.
"Hey, hey campers!", called the man on stage. He had brown hair pulled into a small ponytail and a scar on his nose, "welcome all of you to Konoha Rock Camp! Camp activities start tomorrow, so I suggest you all get a goodnight sleep," the man stepped off the stage. Most people started to head back to their cabins. Naruto, however, started walking into the forest.
"Hey Naruto! Where are you going?", Neji asked.
"For a walk", he responded, not turning around. Neji shrugged and left.
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With the girls back at the cabin
"So, who was that guy on stage?", Temari asked, "He never said his name"
"He's Iruka. He helps manage the camp", Tenten supplied, not looking up from her book.
"Iruka's one of the mangers. There's also Kakashi, Jiraiya and Tsunade. They teach some of the classes. There are other Teachers who aren't managers, though", Sakura explained.
"Like who?", Temari, still curious, asked.
"Well, there's also Itachi, Deidara, Sasori and Kankuro", Sakura continued to list all the names.
"Cool", Temari said, 'Kankuro works here?! He'll ruin everything!' she thought.
"Well, I'm going to bed"Sakura announced.
"Me too", yawned Tenten.
"Night", called Temari.
The other two were already fast asleep. Temari sweat dropped. Hinata and Ino had fallen asleep earlier. Temari was the only one awake.
"Ugg. I can't sleep. Maybe going for a walk will clear my head", Temari muttered, and walked out of the cabin. She headed towards the forest. Walking around, just thinking. Defiantly not looking where she was going. Which is why she came face to face with -of-the-day, Naurto.
"What do you want?", Naruto asked.
"Why would I want something from someone I've never met before?", Temari asked in return, hoping she could screw with his head a little.
"When you're famous, it doesn't matter if you've met someone before", replied surprised that this girl hadn't fan-girl squealed as soon as she saw him.
"Who's famous?", Temari asked., silently laughing. Mentally of course. As in Naruto didn't see that she was laughing.
"Um...me, of course", Naruto replied half indignant, half bored, and half concerned for this girls sanity.
"Hm, someones a bit full of himself", Temari drawled with one eyebrow raised.
"What, it's true!"
"Really"
"No, I'm serious!"
"Of course you are"
"AAARG!"
"Wow, great vocabulary"
"Shut up"
"Whatever you say "
"Look, I'm not lying, alright? I'm the lead singer in the band 'Dattebayo'! You know the band with Gaara, Neji, Sasuke and Kiba! Shikamaru's our manager!"
"Yeah. You just keep telling yourself that and I'll go call the therapist" (Brownie:Witty comeback courtesy of WeirdAnimeChick. Yay for best friends!)
"Oh ha ha, very funny you're hilarious"
"Meh, I try"
"And fail"
"That's funny, coming from the guy that thinks he's a celebrity"
"ARG! It's true! My name is Uzumaki Naruto!-"
"Wait, you're the little piece of shit that's ruining a perfectly good band?" 'Ha I've got him now!', Temari thought manically. (Brownie: yes, she'd a sadist, but hey, he's an ass. Monkey: that's because you made him an ass, baka. Brownie: shut up you!)
"Eh...What?", asked Naruto, now clearly confused.
"If you really are Uzumaki Naruto then I have three things to say to you. 1) Stop being such a stuck up prick! You're making Sasuke look nice. 2) You're a gay ass retard and shitty friend. Why the band hasn't already dropped you is beyond me. 3) Grow some vocal cords, you fucktard! You sound like a weasel caught in a shredder", finishing her mini rant, Temari turned on her heel and marched off, back to camp.
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End Chapter
Brownie: There it's finished.
Monkey: So I can go, right?
Brownie: Yeah, but you will return!
Monkey:How do you know! I have my own fanfic to do!
Brownie:Hn
Monkey:Well, Ja ne!