red vs blue unseen episodes season two
Episode 14, retarded certain death
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"AAAAHHHHH" the girl screamed in terror she couldn't believe she had been shot in the head by the worst sniper of all went over to see if Tex was alright, Tucker went to his side.
"Tex are you ok" church said nervously
"church... I, I, I love you" tex said as if she was about to die, Luckily she had just fainted
"I can't believe she loved you church... that has to be impossible, she's never loved you no matter how much you complemented her." tucker said surprisingly. "and you also finally got a head shot now its time to celebrate." church was speechless he never thought a little girl would beat up the best freelancer there ever was. tucker just frowned because he never got to celebrate even once.
"im taking her to her room she needs alot of rest." church said the same way as before
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that morning everyone was wide awake especially church he could not stop thinking about Tex.
tucker was making toast for everyone. then that day agent washington came over to the base even though he wasn't supposed to anymore, but he did it anyway.
"hey, church have you seen tex." wash asked in a somewhat polite mood
"why?" caboose dressed in churches armor and voice changer he bought from a tv show that looked really cool.
"because i need her to talk to me for a sec." wash said to he thought was church but was actually caboose
"why?" caboose said again.
"because i need to talk to her about something important" wash said getting a little madder each time he said that
"Why?" he said again
"church get out of my way" wash said calmingly
"why" he said AGAIN!
"because i need to get past" wash said
"umm she's not here right now... umm... she just left to... umm... kill the reds" he said in cabooses way of making a lie.
"caboose get out of my way" wash said angrilyish
"nope... Sheila's right behind you so you better run" caboose said
"no shes not I wouldv'e heard her" wash said sarcasticly
"alright then... i warned you... shiela fire main cannon."caboose said. sheila fired and wash jumped over it hitting caboose...
"thank you agent washington." sheila said politely
"no problem" wash knew she wanted to kill caboose
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"what was that outside?" church asked, sheila left the spot she was at. wash was going in when he met face to face with church
"what are you doing here agent "DC"" church said angrily.
"dont call me the capital... im here to see tex" wash said
"well she's not here shes at docs" church said
"wheres that?" wash asked
"Im not telling you figure it out" church said. a big booom went off and every body saw it at the back of the base.
To be continued