Me, in the friend in bold.
Pilot: We have arrived to London enjoy your stay Beast gets off the plane, in looks for his ride
B: Where is my ride?
L: Over here are you Henry McCoy
B: umm yes, and you are
L: My name is Lestat welcome to London, if you follow me will go
B: Umm Ok
V: November is right around the corner I must prepare, Be the end I'll fight V for Vicious, Sid vicious I dedicate this to you, Anarchy for the UK and now I FIGHT TO THE Oww! What the oh thats going to leave a mark... hey who's the blue guy.
B: Excuse me, watch were your going
Sabertooth: Grrrrrr
L: Oh my it's a monster
B: Now thats rude of you
L: Sorry
B: You, Mr. Whoever you are, wait who are you anyway
S: Why do you need to know blue furball
B: Oh shut up...you...Mufasa
V: Excuse me is there a disagreement I since trouble in the horizon and it's the shade of blue with scent of old tiger fur, while the English man stands in silence. I must intervene.
B: Intervene, excuse me but what are you trying to say, Im a monster just because im covered in blue fur doesn't mean I have good posture
L: My god what's that
B: My hand you idiot
L: Oh nice Rolex
B: Thank you
V?
S!
V?
S: So, phantom of the opera who are you?
V:I'm many things lad, I am the letter V, vigilante , vicious, Violator of society, a violent viper out for blood, vengeance with a vendetta, so you can just call me...V
B: You must really be obsessed with the letter V
L: Now there something in the sky
B: Would you please stop being sarcastic
L: No really it something in the sky a huge spaceship crashes in the plane
B&L: Holy crap!
V: Oh my Christian God
S: Grrrrrr
Predator roars and gets out his spaceship
P: ROARRR...wait this doesn't look right
V: V for valid parking
S: Ok, when did Halloween start
B: Why are you still wearing a costume, Oh Im so rude
L: It's hideous
P: What... who you calling hideous
V: Let me guess, government
B: What do you mean, government
L: Oh great... Im a go somewhere
P: You...grrr
L: Runs
P: chases
B: Really what's wrong with the government
V: Brother Smurf, the government is the reason why the world needs viagra
S: Let me guess V for viagra
V: ...I wasn't going to say that
S: Hey Lestat, can head wait up
B: Viagra, goodness why are you so mad, well sometimes I hate the government but it can't be that bad
P: You know I thought the same thing, this world does need a boost
L: gone somewhere
V: All we need is God...and viagra ha ha ha ha ha ha um clears throat but anyways hey where's that V for Vampire
P: I chased him away, where's the good hunting ground
B: I don't have time for this, I have to go
Storm: Hank, I been looking all over for you
B: Ororo ?
S: Hey, don't you owe me a scream
V: Scream for what
Storm: What the hell, I thought you were dead Lightning strikes next to predator
P: the ooman female is pissed
B: You think that, wait til the tornadoes in hurricanes come
V: Hey speaking of boom it's almost time to play the music. Remember, remember the fifth of November the ow what the!
S: You were going to use another V word
V: I was not bit, I think she feels V for violated
S: See
V: I can't help it, hey predator stop acting like a baby
P: in the corner I should of never came
Storm: Violated, ventilated and vicious damn it another strike
P: Ahhhhh runs
B: Now Ororo calm down, I don't think he meant it that way
P: yells from the corner hello I seen the movie it cried rape strike ahh damn it
V: Hey she's got it V for vocabulary
S: SHUT UP
Storm: to make things straight what did yo mean
B: Nothing Bad my dear, just playing strike whoa ok what did you do
V: YYYEEEOOOWWW
Storm: God damn it you monster
P: great it's over, are you ok
Storm: Kinda, you want me to scream for what
B: Now I go
Marv: Ok this is not sin city
S:Ohhh No
B: Whoa, now thats what you call a barbarian
Storm: Now I need sleep, where's the hotel
B: Im going to but one problem
Storm: And that would be
P: All of you are on the same floor
Storm: What, wait how did you know
P: Umm...cuz Im on that floor, I knew I needed a room it my ship crashed
M: Man how come everywhere I am there's a conflict DAMN IT...huh Goldie it's you
S: Okey wait im not Goldie
V: You're a V for vicious pet you violent violator
M: What is with him and the letter V
S: I don't know
M: GOLDIE
S: NOOOOOO
Storm: Do you have a Victionary
B: I think wait a minute takes out a laptop yep there is a such thing
P: I have one, quite a lot of words with strong meaning
B: Oh goodness not you to
Storm: Goldie, im gonna call you Goldie for now on laughs in the sky turns sunny
S: No No Noooooo
V: Ha ha ha ha ha ha
S: What's so funny
V: Goldie? More like dirty, please if he's Goldie Im Im...Umm AAA V for no voice
Storm: Goldie, Goldie...Ahh let go
B: ooo uh oh spaghetti oh's
P: repeat X-Men
S: SHUT...UUUUP
M: Ya'll have issues and Im too unstable for this, I need my medicine
B: Im all blue, storms being choked, Mr. V is well V, Predator acting like a baby, and Goldie is well in animal
P: Look who's talking
V: Time for the music to play, Predator Im going to read your help
P: Ok, ready when you are
Storm: Sabre...tooth...sorry...can we work this out
B: Ok
V: Ok everyone to Big Ben
M: Ta Wa
V: Big Ben London's monument
M: Whatever
V: Ok Predator you need to be inside Big Ben
P: Big Ben , wh's Big Ben
B: Hmm
V: Big Ben is the building with the large clock on it, that your going to blow up
B: Are you insane, thats almost a shrine of London
P: Oh great but; I still need back up for the guards umm sabertooth or I call you victor
Storm: great I can breath
V: Predator I've studied your great species, you can turn invisible can't you. Beast by the time were done no one will be inside
S: The rock group
V: No you idiot, beside's bombing buildings is the only way to get the government attention. Brother smurf don't fear the governments the government should fear you.
M: And me
Storm: What about me, I want in on the action
B: If I don't get a good part Im not in
P: Umm one prob, My invisibility cloak kinda hay wired when I crash so umm plan B
M: fine I'll take the guards, predator you sneak in
V: Good storm create a diversion, beast once I kill the government officials you have the power to take over and make a better society for every human, mutant, alien, vampire, and Marv.
B: Hmm I kinda like that idea
Storm: Diversion, I need to pissed off for that
P: NOOO NO more
Juggernaut: I said where's the bathroom I need to piss badly
V: Fine storm fry the guards, predator stop crying, Beast get ready play the music we must start the fifth of November
J: I said where's the bathroom
B: How about this, I go to the president in negotiate, Marv in saber take the guards, storm take out the power, and predator set the bombs and you do what you do best
J: Finally, hey weather witch, you never called me and I hate being rejected
V: Beast no negotiating I tried that last November, it didn't work but the rest sounds good and Whoa where did the big guy come from
Storm: No chance in hell
J: Hey do you know who I am, Im jugg...
Storm: yeah yeah I know
J: speechless Did ... she...ooo me like
B: Ok will take him in as well
V: Fine Storm do whatever CAN WE JUST DO THIS PLEASE
M:...I gotta pee
B: Ok everyone take a bathroom break and meet back here, hey saber what you sniffing
J: Hmm pretty in tough
Storm: Watch it mister...Umm Im taking
P: What by who
B: Questioning minds want to know
V: What is this a rebellion or a field trip come on
B: Will find out later, lets get to business
V: Do you X-Men have this problem, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, David, Samson, Gabriel, John, Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, um Matthew, GOD
M:...Don't ever use any of those names in vain again
V: Okay I'm sorry but can we piss in move on
B: Let's just go with the plan already
J: Ya
Storm: Seriously
P: Bombs set to go
V: Okay lets go...V for valor
S: Ok shut up
P: Predator to V, Im posted at the front gate
Storm: Im on some building
B: Im in my rental car on the way to the president penthouse
V: DIDN'T I SAY NO NEGOTIATING
B: Im not negotiating, Im just standing, ooo KFC
V: Beast don't you dare
B: But I didn't eat nothing all day
Storm: Umm V we have a visitor
V: Beast if you mess this up someone may die
S: Whoa what...we didn't discuss this
M: ooo me first
V: Beast get away from the chicken
B: But...can't...resist...must...ROARRR...I'll have a 5 piece with diet coke
Storm: Umm V...V...Aaahhh...static
P: What the?
V: Beast, Beast take the cock out of your mouth
S: Whoa whoa whoa what
M: Okay wait a minute take what out
B: God damn it, hey Storm...Storm...Ororo...are you there
P: I don't hear her
Storm: ...static...
J: Umm am I the only one who noticed she's missing
V: For goodness sake is she on her period
S: Storm WHAT
V: Okay Jugwat where are you
J: It's Juggernaut Damn idiot, and haven't you heard, the lady missing
P: Yeah she did refer to "visitor"
B: Mmm chicken...Ooo sorry what was that
J: Just shut up furball
V: Hush Beast, Okay Jugwat what was that
J: She's missing and it's Juggernaut dumbass
P: Oh here's her walkie talkie, we have a problem
V; Oh Jesus
M: HEY
V: Ooo sorry Marv, ok jugwat, predator stay where you are
B: Now what are you gonna do
P: Alrighty then
J: Gad damn it, are you going to search
M: HEY
J: Excuse my language, hey sabertooth stop scratching the upholstery
B: We must find Ororo if it's the last thing we...BURPPPP sorry
V: ...
S: V,V,V aaa Beast Jugwat I think we have a problem
J: Im getting impatient, FIRST OFF MY NAME IS JUGGERNAUT, SECOND STORM MISSING, THIRD PREDATOR SCARED OF THUNDER, FORTH V NOT RESPONDING AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST Sabertooth playing with yarn?
M: First of all Juggaforgot calm down I'm getting a headache, second wise where is V, third wise I can't...find...my medicine, fifth wise
S: You forgot four
M:...Foruth wise where is Storm and Goldie, and fifth wise aaa umm
S: What
M: I FORGOT I NEED MY MEDICINE
B: Stop yelling and calm down
J: CALM DOWN Mufasa chasing a puppy for nothing
P: Well there they go
V: THATS IT, THATS IT, I'VE HAD IT, Y'ALL ARE MESSING UP EVERYTHING DAMN IT TO HELL ALONG WITH THE GOVERNMENT NOW, EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND GET IT RIGHT
M:...
S:...Whoa
P: Where have you been?
J: Hello, were still looking for storm
B: She's asleep in the back of the car best if you guys keep it down
P: 3...2...1
J: WAIT
V: 15 minutes later...V steaming and extremely pissed
P: Patting V shoulder I tried
J: Ok were good Thunder Holy crap
Storm: I can never get sleep
P: Aaahhh start the music
J: Mufasa in the building
B: LaLaLaa
M: I still need my medicine
S: I was better off with Magneto
V: I was better off in prison with screaming BODIES, EVIL DOCTORS, CORRUPTED PRIEST, AND BEING STUCK IN A ROOM WITH DEAD RATS, PREDATOR STOP TOUCHING ME BARK, BARK, BARK DMX BITCH
S: Whoa
Lil Jon: YEAH
S: Okay who was that
Storm: Little Jon
B: Hell I'll start 3...2...1 BOOM
J: Holy crap the big clock goes boom
P: ooookay
V: Why did I get up this mourning
B: I wonder the same thing
Storm: Need...sleep...can't...hey sabertooth don't look at me
J: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT IT WAS AWESOME
S: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
M: I have a headache
V: Why is the music just starting?
J: OH GOODNESS IT'S SO COOL
LJ: OKEY...WHAT
Storm: your purring scares me
B: I can purr to my dear but im MAD
Lil Jon: OKEY
P: Im lost?
V: Some one kill Lil Jon so I can V for vanish
Storm: DON'T...DO...THAT...Im uncomfortable
J: WHOA THAT was cool with the explosions and such
B: SHUT UP
P: zzzzzzz
V: Never mind I'll do it myself
LJ: WHAT
LJ: IM GONE runs
Lestat: comes back Did I miss something Oh my it's a disaster
M: Naaaawww ya think
Storm: kicks sabertooth Stay...Away
J: Awww man it's over
V: Thank God
M: Oh there's my medicine and there's Goldie
Everyone: WHOA WHAT
S: I thought she was dead
V: I thought didn't exist
Storm: I thought she was tall
P: I thought she was fat
B: I thought she had a twin
L: And I thought this would never end
Goldie: Ready to go
M: yeah let's go
V:...What the hell just happened
B: Im leaving I still have a meeting to go to
P: I have to find antarctica
Storm: Let go of my arm Mufasa
J: MAN I got no where to go
S: Fine Jingerbot come with me
J: It's Juggernaut BITCHES
L: Oh well by, Oh my heart attack
Storm: And where do I go, oh Hank wait up
V: I must vanish
S: don't you mean V for vanish
V:...Yes, Yes I do
FIN
My characters: Beast, Storm, Juggernaut, Predator
My Friend characters: V, Sabertooth, Marv Goldie
Special guest character: Lil Jon
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