Ginny's Packing Mishap

"Oi, boys!! Stop goofing around and come help me!" Ginny screamed from her bedroom. She was staring at her empty suitcase and the clothes in her closet waiting to be taken. George, Ron, Percy, Charlie, and Bill entered.

"What do you want Ginny?" George questioned.

"I need you to help me pack."

"Pack? Pack for what?" implored Ron.

"Oh, honestly Ron, you're so stupid." Hermione condescended as she walked through the door. "Obviously, it's for the honeymoon."

"Umm, Ginny, might I ask what you could possibly need our help for? I mean, you are a witch." Percy asked.

"A bloody good one, I might add." Charlie complimented her, causing her to blush.

"I need help choosing outfits."

"Well, what do we know about girls' clothing? That's where Hermione comes in, isn't it?" Bill said.

"I mean, I would help her if Harry didn't refuse to tell me where he's taking her and since I've no clue, she needs you guys to say what kind of clothes she needs to take" Hermione added, "WITHOUT giving it away, of course."

"Alright, bring out the clothes!" Bill exclaimed with pretend enthusiasm.

"OK, so I was thinking this if it's chilly area." Ginny brought out a fluffy jacket and thick knit sweater with dark jeans and furry boots. "Mum knit the sweater last Christmas."

"No, no, I don't think that would be very necessary unless a freak snow storm happens in-" Percy stopped himself before blowing the secret.

"Well, how 'bout this?" She pulled out a semi-skimpy bathing suit. (Only as a joke of course, she would never wear a ghastly thing like that.)

"NO, NO!! DEFINITELY NOT!!" the brothers simultaneously roared the same thing.

"Hahahaha, ah Ginny!! I told you they'd do that!" Hermione cracked up. All the boys sent death stares to both girls. Bill got up and searched her closet. Something fell out.

"Oh, hey what's this?" He wondered aloud as he searched the black plastic bag. "Ginny, what the BLOODY HELL is this?" He pulled out a box that read Trojan Condoms at the top.

"Oh. That" Ginny failed to say anything more.

Charlie grabbed the box and almost tore it. "Crap, I forgot about the fact we may have to talk to young Harry Potter. I don't give a bloody rat's ass if he saved the Wizarding World from Voldemort, he doesn't touch my baby sister without getting a talking to."

The Weasley boys agreed passionately.

Hermione stepped in, trying to save Ginny. "Oh what double standards you set up, boys!" She got really angry now. "If you found Ron's box, you'd mock him and be proud of him." She practically scolded them. "But, no!! God forbid Ginny is going to do it on her bloody HONEYMOON, PROTECTED!"

"Shut up, Hermione!" They all failed to hear her fiery words.

To Ginny's horror, she saw George talking to Harry on his mobile phone. Damn the wizarding world for technologically advancing. She thought.

"Oh, Harry, we need to talk!!" George practically yelled through the phone.

"Ah, bloody hell" Ginny and Hermione said together.