Yeah this is pretty random and now I have to say this to keep from being sued

I do not own xiaolin showdown and if I did I'd be rich

Ok there I said it now you may continue

Chase: Raimundo -breaths loudly- I am your father.
Raimundo: Dude no your not. I know my real father and your not it.
Chase: Yea your right. I just always wanted to say that.

-Jack and Kimiko are in a showdown fighting each other-
Jack: Kimiko there is something I want to tell you!
Kimiko: -kicks Jack stomach- what is it!
Jack: Will you marry me!
Kimiko: -Kicks Jack in the face- we are only (insert age here) you stupid jerk!

-Good jack skips up to Cyga-

Good jack: la la la…

Cyga: DIE!-prods good jack with a tazer-

-Good jack lies on the ground twitching-

Kiki: is he dead?

Cyga: no, unfortunately

Rai: Clay if you're hungry there is a bean.
HRB: I am not food!
Clay: -grabs and eats HRB- Taste like chicken.

Fangirl: jack is so hott!

Jack: yay! I'm not hated!

Chase: yes you are

Fangirl: DIE! -Flies at chase with a chainsaw-

-Everyone else watches as the fangirl hacks chase into little pieces-

Rai: dude your fangirls are evil

Jack: I know. Isn't it great?

-Omi challenges jack to a showdown-
announcer: let's meet our contestants we have omi from the Xiaolin Temple and Jack from his moms house! Hey Jeff (host) what are our contestants playing for?
Jeff: there playing for these fabulous prizes the mantis flip coin the 2 ton tunic and the eye of dashi!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

12 xiaolin monks
11 of kimiko's dresses
10 wuya-bots
9 wudai sashes
8 arrow sparrows
7 cats of chase
6 cheerleader bots
5 ROCK CREATURES
4 warriors
3 second rule
2 jet bootsu
and a dojo in a pear tree

Jack: you do know you've got months until Christmas right

Gemini: yea

Jack: then why are you still writing this?

Gemini: uhhhhhh…… your mom!

-Chase holding a cam quarter. Sneaking through the studio-

chase (to cam quarter): I am attempting to catch what has never been caught on tape We must be very quiet or he will hear us and he can do some damage with any thing he gets his hands on.-Opens door w/ HRB written on it.-
HRB:-Doesn't notice because he is too engrossed in the program he is watching-
Voice (woman's): David! Please don't do this to me! We can work this out!
David: Lilly! I must! You and I both know why!
Lilly:-Sobs-
HRB:-sobbing- don't do it David! You know you need her!
Chase:-Bursts out in laughter-
HRB:-Notices cam quarter- OH! You will pay!
Chase: The others will never let you live this down!-Singing loudly- Hannibal watches soap operas! Hannibal watches soap operas! Hannibal watches soap operas!
HRB:-Runs/hops after Chase -
Chase: GUYS! Look what I have!-Tosses cam quarter to Wuya-
HRB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wuya: -Puts in VCR- -Bursts out laughing-
Jack: -Also bursts out laughing-
Director: Okay I have the-What are you-? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-Falls on floor-
-All others walk in-
Raimundo: What the-? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All except HRB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(The cast is playing poker when they run out of things to bet.)
Omi: I can't stop playing now! I'm in a roll!
Jack: that's "on a roll" and I bet... -looks around for something to bet- CHASE!
Chase: WHAT!
(The next morning)
Wuya: guess what? I stayed up all night playing poker and won a prize! -Comes in pulling Chase by the hand-

Omi: -asleep muttering in sleep-
Clay: Guess it was a hard day for him.
Omi: YES! I WON THE PRETTY PRINCESS AWARD! I AM PRINCESS PEACH! Zzzzzz. -Snore-
All: O.o -Try to smother laughter-