Edwards Pov
I wonder why Emmett is blocking his thoughts from me again by singing high school musical.
"Emmett why are you singing High school in your mind"
Emmett Pov
" Oh no reason I just watched it for the 14th time today with Alice and we have been singing it all day"
Few that was a close call with death if he had found out that I had created a VAMPIRE RUBBER DUCKY. I would be dead you get what I mean by dead. Jasper said that it could never be done. Well he was SO wrong as normal.
His words were;
"A vampire rubber ducky is impossible" He said smuggly
" Is not impossible " I said
" Is impossible" He said with a twitch.
" Is not" I yelled back.
You get the point!
I take it hunting with me. I told her the all about the vampire world. Yes its a girl vampire duck. Her name was Mo
The next day.
The duck and I went out for a road trip, we went to Vegas. We spent most of our money on the slot machines.
Rose would not be happy as normal, she is always unhappy when I go to Vegas.
I got very drunk and we went to the place were you go to have a quick and pain free wedding.(a/n dont know what they are called)
I woke up in the hotel bath with all my clothes on and the bath empty. I gave myself a look in the mirror, have a quick shower because I smell of wine and beer as I wash my body I see a ring which was not there yesterday. I went to the the living room to find Mo sat on the armchair watching the news,
"Mo" I said walking to her.
"Quack" She answered.
She said Yes hubby.
" Mo I'm not your hubby and I'll Never will be!"