This story is about Yuffie's nine months of being pregnant. Of course the kid is Vincent's!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything of FF7 or FF
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Month 1
"Tif, he is sooo cute" said Yuffie as she picked up the Strife's two week old son.
Tifa and Cloud had been married for a whole of two hours before Tifa broke the news at the wedding reception that she was a month pregnant. Nobody had ever seen Cloud happier in his life; except for the day that Tifa said she would marry him. Of course the kids name was Zack, and he was a spitting image of his father, but had his mother's eyes.
"I know, but not when he wakes you up at three in the morning" replied Tifa as she walked into the baby's room.
"Yeah, but Denzel and Marlene wake you up that early all of the time just for the heck of it"
"I know, but I still love him" said Tifa as she picked up her son
"What about you Yuffie, are you and Vincent going to have any kids?" asked Tifa as they sat down on the couch in Zack's room
"Hopefully, but we've only been married a couple of months. I wouldn't mind to have kids right now but I think they might drive Vince crazy."
"No, he'd just teach them how to shoot a gun before they can walk"
"That's true" replied the ninja laughing "can I ask you something though?"
"Sure"
"Did you feel different when you were pregnant?"
"Of course I did, I was sick for like the first couple of months and then I couldn't stop eating and then I'm either happy or sad why?"
"I think I might be pregnant" replied the ninja quietly
"Seriously!" yelled Tifa and then hugged her friend without squishing her son.
"I haven't taken a test but I've felt sick for the past week and I feel different"
"Then we have to go somewhere" replied Tifa as she stood up "come on"
"Where are we going?" asked Yuffie as they walked down the stairs to where the guys were.
"You'll see" replied the martial artist quietly
"Cloud can you watch Zack for a couple of hours, he was already fed so you don't have to worry" said Tifa as she gave her son to her husband.
"Sure, where you going"
"Me and Yuffie are going out, don't worry we'll be fine" replied Tifa as she gave her husband a quick kiss and grabbed her keys
"By Vinnie" said Yuffie as she kissed him and then left.
"Could you at least try to be home before dinner, because I suck at cooking" yelled Cloud as they got into the truck
"Sure" and then they were off
"Okay, we're here" replied Tifa as she parked the truck
"And where is here?" asked Yuffie
"The doctor's office" replied Tifa and then they got out of the truck
"Are you sure we have to go here, can't we get a home test?"
"You could, but the ones here are more accurate"
"Fine"
Tifa waited for Yuffie in the waiting room for about ½ hour before Yuffie came out running
"I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations!" replied Tifa as she hugged the girl
"Thanks, almost a full month"
"Now you have eight more to go"
"Oh that does not sound like fun" replied Yuffie as they checked out
"It is, now you want to get anything to eat"
"Yes, ice cream with gummy bears and chocolate" replied the ninja as the got into the truck
"Sounds interesting"
"What can I say, it's making me do it" replied Yuffie pointing to her belly
The girls were out for only about another half hour before they came back to the guys watching what looked like to be predator.
"Can you please tell me why my two week old son is watching a rated R movie?" asked Tifa as she picked up the sleeping baby from Clouds lap.
"Because he thought it would be cool?" replied Cloud as he got up and gave his wife a kiss.
"Nice try"
"Not kidding, the kid can talk even ask Vincent"
"No comment" replied Vince as Yuffie sat on his lap.
"You're a nice friend"
"Your welcome" replied Vincent sarcastically.
"Are you two staying for dinner?"
"No, I'm tired. Come on Vinnie, your driving" replied Yuffie as she got up and hugged her friends
"By guys" replied Vincent and then he was out the door.
"Tell him and call me" said Tifa as she was hugging Yuffie
"I will, by Spike" said Yuffie as she hugged Cloud
"By kiddo, cause as much chaos as you can" said Yuffie to Zack as she kissed his forehead and then jumped into Vincent's truck
"So what did you and Tifa do today?" asked Vincent as Yuffie was leaning against him
"Girl stuff" replied Yuffie and then she feel asleep.
The next morning Yuffie woke up to just her in their bed but when she looked at the clock she knew why, it was almost ten. She got out of bed and threw on a tank top and a pair of her favorite shorts.
"These aren't going to fit me soon" thought Yuffie and then walked down stairs to the smell of pancakes.
"Good morning Yuffie" said Vincent as he kissed his wife and then sat down to eat
"Morning Vince, you didn't have to make breakfast" replied Yuffie as she sat down
"I was hungry and you didn't seem like you were going to wake any time soon"
"Sorry" replied Yuffie between bits
"Vinnie, can I ask you something"
"Sure"
"Do you want kids?"
"Of course I do Yuf, why?" asked Vincent a little concerned.
"Just wondering, what if I told you I was pregnant?" at that Vincent stopped eating and went over and put his wife on his lap.
"I would be very happy, why the questions?"
"I dunno" replied Yuffie but Vincent knew why she was asking, Yuffie could be a very bad liar at some points and today was one of those days.
"Can I ask you something?" asked Vincent as he put a finger under her chin so she was looking at him
"Shoot" replied Yuffie acting all hyper.
"Are you pregnant?" and then Yuffie nodded.
"Seriously?!" asked Vincent who was now smiling
"Yup, I went to the doctors yesterday" replied Yuffie who had the biggest grin on her face. Vincent then picked her up and gave her a very passionate kiss
"I so happy, why didn't you tell me" asked Vince as they sat down on the couch
"I dunno, I was afraid you wouldn't want it" replied Yuffie in a sad tone
"Don't ever think that Yuf, it's not like you had sex by yourself" replied Vince who was smiling.
"Vincent Valentine, you're-" started Yuffie but was cut off by a pair of lips colliding onto hers.
"You're horrible" as they broke apart and she laid down on his chest and turned on the TV.
"And that's why you love me" replied Vincent as he kissed her again.
"And the fact that you're drop dead sexy and you're an amazing person, among other things" replied the ninja smiling as Vincent kissed her again.
"Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?" asked Vincent after a couple minutes of silence.
"Nope, I'm only about a month along and they usually can't tell for another two to three months" replied Yuffie
"I had been wondering why you've been sick every morning"
"Tifa said it'll pass"
"She found out before the father of your child" stated Vincent raising an eyebrow
"Cut me some slack, she practically dragged me into the doctor's office"
"Remind me to thank her"
"I will, but now I have a craving for pickles and ice cream" replied Yuffie getting up.
"You're weird" replied Vincent
"Hey, it's the kid not me" replied the young ninja as she patted her stomach
"Sure it is" said Vince quietly but was obviously heard by his wife because a couple of minutes later he was hit in the head with a pillow and there was a smiling ninja in the family room entry way.
"This is going to be a long eight more months" said Vincent to no one
"What was that Vinnie" yelled Yuffie from the hallway as she walked back into the room with her food.
"Nothing Yuffie" replied Vince as he sat up and she sat on his lap
"Sure" replied Yuffie before she shoved a spoonful of her concoction into her mouth.
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So whatcha think? I'll try to get the next chapter up in the next week but I really need to update my other stories.
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