Well, i got bored. I was texting my Bestie, aka Uruguay, and somehow our conversation made me decide to write this.
Note: this is in no way meant to offend anyone. This is just a crackfic.
I own nothing except for the extremely strange and utterly insane place known as my mind.
What happens at Japan and Uruguay's house at christmas:
It was snowing outside, and a knock was heard at the door. Japan was relaxing under the kotatsu with his wife, Uruguay, and neither of them wanted to get up. Well, the door was knocked in a few minutes later anyways. Through the (used to be a) door, came China and his wife, Brazil. "we're HERE!" brazil yells, charging over to Uruguay. China soon follows, and armful of Russia's favorite drink.
"hey! Pass me a bottle!" Brazil yells, and fills a wok with the alcohol. She downs it in 5 seconds flat, and she and china drink every bottle in about 5 minutes time. "awww crap... Never a good idea for Nii-San to get drunk." japan says nervously. "china you need to stop drinking!" yells Uruguay. "AIYAH WOMAN!" China shouts.
"not coor! Dont you dare speak to my wife rike that!" Japan reprimands. China's attention, is however focused on Brazil. She is running laps around the room yelling "FREEDOM!". China soon joins in, only screaming "COMMUNISM!" instead. Then, the two bolt out the door and go to England's house.
They have a huge package of toilet paper which they proceed to TP England's house with. "TAKE THAT OPIUM, ARU!" the couple yells. Then, San Marino and Italy showed up at japan's house. "let's make PASTAAAA!" italy yells. The two race off to the kitchen, and a few minutes later there is an explosion of spaghetti and rainbows which England is riding a unicorn on.
Germany then magically falls out of the sky, and sees the mess. "VHAT THE!" he yells, grabbing japan's pet dog, Pochi, and a bucket of soapy water. He then uses Pochi like a mop, until the kitchen is as sparkly as Austria, who ends up standing inside. He then proceeds to throw a German Sparkle Party with Prussia and Germany. Then, Finland falls down the chimney and yells "merry Christmas, fools!" and pukes a rainbow. Japan and Uruguay then run for their lives, and ride off on china's boss (the dragon one).
The End