Lord Of The Dunks (not Dung/Dang)

Ashley and Serena were glued to the tv.

Guess what they were watching..........Slam Dunk!! Duh! Duh!

Anyway that's not the point.

The point is who they are watching : Sendoh!!!! Their beloved 'Hentai Ace'

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Later, they went to watch Lord of the Rings : Fellowship of the Ring for the third time.

All they could think of was none other than..........

Legolas?

no.

Aragorn?

No : Sendoh!!!

Yeah.........yeah........

"Sen-darling is sooooooo hot!!" says Serena in the middle of the show.

"Who did you call Sen-darling??" asked Ashley.

Serena : " My Sen-DOH darling, of course!"

Ashley : NO!!! Sendoh is MINE!!

Serena : NO!!! MINE!!

Ashley : NO!!! MINE!!

Serena : NO!!! MINE!!

Suddenly, the screen became bright and they saw Legolas. There was something really strange and wierd about him.

No. 1 : Legolas is NOT supposed to appear yet. He's only supposed to show up at "the Council of Elrond" scene.

No. 2 : Where's his horse? The brown one.

No. 3 : He looks........ummmm...........HOT......with anger!

* they both know this because they've watched the film 3 times already *

Legolas seemed to be walking and walking, getting bigger and bigger, coming closer and closer towards Serena and Ashley.

Then, Legolas came OUT of the screen!!!

Serena and Ashley : oh, my! This is like SAMARA Morgan in 'the ring', coming out of the television.

Legolas stomped out of the screen directly to our seats!! Oh my!!! HELP!!!!!

Serena and Ashley : Sendoh darling!!!! Help us!!!

Legolas : help who? You both were fighting over sendoh right? You know what? Forget it!!! Sendoh is MINE!!!!

Serena and Ashley : but......but......

Legolas : even his butt is mine!! Okay?? No matter what you both bakas say, he's MINE!!!!

This is to be continued in the next chapter when we think of something. :p

Written by S3nDoH_Fr3@k and FroZen_FiRe