Disclaimer: I do not in anyway, shape or form own Kingdom hearts but this story if I wanted could be turned into a comic by me and possibly (cough) be made into (cough) a dojinshi (Cough COUGH) Unfortunately I'm too poor and too lazy to make it perhaps in another year I might if I remember it….

Among other things I would just love to tell you your story is ready so enjoy!

P.S: Yeaaaah this is Yaoi and for those of you who don't know I could be evil and just let you suffer but I'm relatively happy so I'll just tell you it's guy on guy. Oh yeah there is minimal Kairi bashing but only for about 2 chapters…So don't be to angry.

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Chapter one

"What more could you want ?"

Damn…Riku thought as he painfully awoke from his spot on the floor. Okay first where am I? he thought. OH GOD I'M BLIND! Instantly panicking he wiped at his eyes furiously only to be pained by what Sora had once called sleepy dust when he was 5.

First still WHERE THE HELL AM I??? After blinking once or twice he groggily looked around. It seemed to be his place…but something was missing. Secondly why am I on the floor?

He surveyed the room pissed. His head was throbbing and his eyes were puffy and irritated from that damn sleepy dust! He could tell things were just going to go terribly wrong. Okay I'm definitely in the bedroom because my bed is here…4feet away…

"WHY ME!?!" he swore he was loosing it. He up pulled of the sheet he was entangled in and noticed the breeze. Yeah a breeze. Okay first I'm in my bedroom 4 feet away from the bed…ANOTHER QUESTION that will replace the first one and as for the breeze it's quite nice so I don't really care.

He stood up quickly only to bump his head on what seemed to be his guitar precariously perched atop a shelf. Why the hell was it above his head? And further more why was he still 4 FEET FROM his BED where e should be sleeping! And just who uses the phrase precariously perched anymore?

He clutched his abused cranium as he rolled over only for his toe to be greeted by a magic eight ball. At this point Riku could have sworn it was mocking him…"Okay you think your so smug then tell me what the meaning of life is." He said throwing it at his guitar. He didn't care he had 13 more in different shapes and colors.

Looking over at the now cracked eight ball Riku read his answer. His cocky smile fading…" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SURE!?!" Seriously what kind of answer is sure when it comes to the ultimate question? He dropped the ball and retreated to the bathroom. Defeated. As he let the hot water run over his skin he took a wash cloth and properly cleaned his face.

Squeezing some shampoo into the palm of his hand he lathered it and reached for his locks. As he scrubbed lightly at his scalp he noticed a few other things were missing from his bathroom like his favorite bodywash, his clothes hamper, and…"OH. FUCK. IT'S.GONE!!!!"

"Hey Riku could you keep it down the rest of the house maybe awake but your bothering Mom with your random outburst, and she's got a concert tonight." Zexion whispered angrily from his position near the cracked door. Not wanting to intrude on his brothers privacy as he was just getting out he handed him a towel and Boxers.

"Zexion what happened Last night?" Riku asked pissed as hell while pulling out his usual medication for his migraines. Pulling out random pairs of pants for his Little brother he sighed

"Well I think you should know with that throbbing headache of yours…" he replied in the same dry tone as before accept this one with slightly less anger. Riku cocked his head as Zexion walked up and flicked his forehead. (Itachi-ish ne?) "K…A…I…R…I" he spelled slowly.

"The fan girls…they attacked didn't they? She let them in." Riku said fuming.

"…"

"I am so fucked up right now it's not funny."

"Why?" Zexion asked about to start lecturing him immediately. Riku gave him a look that confirmed his feelings.

"My phone is gone…" he replied shaking furiously.

"Yeah and?" Zexion said now bored with the topic.

"Work phone." Zexion was now shaking himself but for an entirely different reason. "You…"

"Oh shit." Riku screamed as he grabbed his black jeans and hurriedly forced them on fumbling with the belt buckle the his entire 5 second Journey to the door. Running down the marble halls barefoot he braced himself for the upcoming explosion.

"RIKU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" On that Note he could hear his brothers foot steps picking up speed with every corner turned. Still running for his life Riku picked up his own pace while franticly Dialing his best friends Cell.

outside

"When is Riku coming oooout!" Selphie whined. She listless body thrown over her boyfriend

Tidus.

"Just chill Selphie Riku's gonna be out soon Ya." Wakka replied. Tidus looked down to see why his pants were vibrating..

"Nah he's coming in 3...2..1"

"TIDUS START THE CAR NOW!" Riku said running full speed at the car buckling his seatbelt and cutting himself on the underside of his studded one. The sped off toward the beach. "Is there any chance I could get you guys to tell me what I did last night?" everyone shook there heads more like in shame instead of not knowing.

"God I hate my life…"Riku mumbled through his Peach muffin as he viciously took a bite. He then grabbed for his Starbucks coffee. Selphie then punched Tidus as he began to sing his version of the cheerios theme song.

"I don't know you have just about everything…."Wakka muttered absentmindedly under his breath while looking out the window. Riku's brows furrowed as he looked at his two other friends only to see that they agreed.

"That's not true you can't have everything…"

"but you can get close." Selphie said quietly "Maybe you just need a vacation from the shoots

And maybe get back to the music?" she added innocently. Riku looked at her blankly letting his Aqua eyes pierce her soul.

"Geez Riku what's with the YOU ARE UNWORTHY look Ya?" Wakka said in a mock offended tone. Riku then looked at him. The same blank stare. Cloud backed up in his seat.

"I've been everywhere there is to be…" Riku said then averting his gaze. The trio then looked at each other trying to figure out something for their silver haired friend. Then Tidus eyes got exceptionally evil.

"Hey Riku…I hear there are some really awesome musicians in Twilight town." he suggested slyly. Riku's perked up a little trying hard not to show his interest. "Too bad we have to take a ship to get there " If there were two things Riku couldn't have hated they were the ocean and music. "and I also hear Lulu's going to sing her first concert there…" Wakka and Riku both stood up With there phones in hand.

"HelloTravelocitycanyougetme4cruiseticketstoTwilightTown1?!" Selphie hugged her boyfriend happily.

"O Tidy you're a genius" she whispered.

Smiling cockily he stood up and took a bow "No need to tell me twice but if you feel like it I won't stop you." Pretty soon everyone was grinning like crazy! "So do you think Zexion will let you go?" Riku then stopped and sulked as Selphie slapped Tidus upside the head.

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Ha do you like it so far? I'll try to make more chapter soon. I suppose if I wasn't clear Riku is a model.. Well please review1!