A/N; My fanon ships are dying in TDAS. No Joning! No Scourtney! No Camerra! Oh well.

But I am all about seeing Alheather and more Samota (or whatever it's called).

This is a quick fic based on what I think the girls and the guys on each team would talk about while they're separated. I will have slight shipping hints in there. There's a Jo/Duncan hint there too. So first up it's the Vulture's girls chatting about the guys.

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Girl Talk/Guy Talk

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"So let's talk guys," Heather said expressively sitting on her bunk bed after the day's challenge.

Jo groaned.

Gwen was dumbfounded. "You're kidding me right? What's you motive?"

"No motive, I was just hoping us girls could get along and share some common ground. We are all in this together."

This was even more suspicious, Heather was not the definition of a team player. "Since when?" Gwen asked.

"Since now," Heather responded quickly. "And besides don't you think they're all in there right now talking about us? This way is only fair."

"Talking about which of us they want to eliminate first that is," Jo said.

Heather ignored her. "So I'll go first. I was a little weary at first about Alejandro coming back but it seems to be working out quite nicely. Not that I want him around, but he's certainly showing some benefits to our team."

"You're just saying that because you want some Latin hot spa action out of him," Gwen replied. Not that she did herself too... much. Though a shirtless Alejandro could do funny things to a girl - even a very attached girl.

"I do not," said Heather smoothly, not missing a beat. "I completely forgot all about him while he was in that robot suit," she waved her hand in the air. "So what about the guys on our team. Scott? And Lightning?"

"Lightning was dropped on his head as a baby," Jo scoffed.

"Yeah, I kind of gathered that from him. I didn't watch much of last season," Gwen admitted. She was stuck being in one episode when Chris buried her underground AGAIN, so she hadn't wanted to watch it. That turned her right off. "Was he always so sha-sha-stupid?"

"Pretty much. You've just got to know how to manipulate him," Jo snapped her fingers. "But I'm not going to tell you my tricks. I'm using them."

"Ah, so you just flirt with him then?"

If looks could kill Heather would be dead on the spot. Jo's eyes stayed narrowed at the villain's most bitchiest girl. "I don't flirt with that bucket o' beef." Come to think of it, Jo didn't want them thinking she was going around flirting at all. "I don't flirt with anybody! It isn't my style. Even though I know it works for Goth Ball."

Heather snickered.

"Hey! I don't flirt with everyone. I have a boyfriend thank you very much."

"So is it easy to go around stealing boyfriends?" asked Jo curiously.

"What? No!" Gwen hadn't meant to, but no one seemed to believe her.

"Hey, I'm just curious. I don't know. I just wanted to know how it's done."

"Why?" Heather asked, "is there a boyfriend you're thinking of stealing?"

Jo's face flushed red, "Hell no. The only one's attached are Nut Job Mike, Freak Lover Sam and Duncan Does Total Drama."

"Hey! Duncan's not a bad guy... well he is," he was on the villain's team obviously, "but he's not a man whore!"

"Sorry, I meant to say Gothy does Total Drama. Anyway, it's not like there's anyone on here I'd like to partner up with, so yeah, I'm much happier staying single."

"That sounds like you're trying to convince yourself," Heather pointed out.

"No I'm not, I just don't need some bonehead getting in my way to victory!" Jo protested and then looked at her hands, "Besides, it's not like I have guys lining up to go out with me. It's not like I'm Gwen."

"Hey!"

"Why do so many guys like Gwen?" Heather asked Jo, "I mean it's not like she's even that hot."

"I'm right here guys."

"I dunno. I guess it looks like she'd put out," replied Jo shrugging.

"Arrrghhh!" Gwen said, fully exasperated and took a leap off her bed to tackle Jo onto the ground.

Heather just laughed her tinkling little laugh and started filing her nails. "Well that was fun. We should talk guys more often."

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Who should go next? I might develop more if you give me ideas/encouragement.