I do not own Twilight because if I did Leah would get the guy (yes that's you Jacob) and Bella and the spawn would have died during childbirth... yeah you heard me! U Suck Swan, you wreck everything!

~Hate Me~

The Cullen's

I couldn't believe my stupid fuck face of an Alpha was making me go through this bullshit. Why the hell did I have to look presentable? I wasn't the motherfucker getting married, and what the hell was wrong with the permanent scowl etched on my face? And who said I had to go to the stupid wedding? Like I wanted to celebrate the marriage of Sam Uley and my fucking stupid bitch of a cousin Emily Young. Ugh! Just thinking about it made the crease lines in my forehead double.

"Leah if they wind changes your face is going to stay like that" Rosalie sing songed from the bottom of the stairs, watching me glare at the same spot on the wall I had been looking at for the last 20 minutes.

"Whatever, if I wanted my face to look the same for the rest of eternity I would just become a stone cold vampire" I sneered back crossing my arms and staring at the wall even more. I knew at some point I would have to stop staring at the spotless white wall because it was starting to mess with my vision. Kind of like when you stare at the sun too long and you start getting those stupid little bright spots.

"Come off it Leah, you know I am just a stone cold fox and your just jealous" She said laughing in her bell like voice.

I tore my eyes away from the wall and glared at the stupid blonde Barbie as she combed her manicured fingers through her shinny blonde hair. My breathing increased as I caught her smirk when she turned, probably to find her big oaf of a husband and tell him that the square block goes in the square hole, not the round hole. I bet even Claire could give the idiot a run for his money.

I looked down at my clothes and picked at the small pieces of leaves stuck to my light denim cut-offs. My oversized once black tee was now a light grey and it looked a few sizes too big. I knew it had a few rips in the sleeve but who cares right? I was only turning into a giant dog and running around the forest, so who gives a shit what I wear in between, right?

I sighed and threw my head back looking at the chandelier. It was horribly shiny like the rest of the occupants in the house and I could also see my tiny reflection in the crystal shards. I hated looking in the mirror knowing a once beautiful girl with the hopes and dreams of the entire world stood looking back. Now all that looked back was a tall lanky extremely empty lifeless woman. My body had changed and made me as self-conscious as an anorexic at a buffet dinner.

I often wonder what would happen if I decided to drop the horrible act and cleaned up a bit, that maybe I could get a date or something. I had actually missed the touch of a man. The way a hard body would press against mine and pin me to the wall and run a warm hand from my knee cap, to my thigh and then to my ass.

I let out a groan when I spotted the thought stealing ice pop leaning against the doorway, smirking like he fucking knew what was wrapped inside every present under the Christmas tree. I wanted to punch his stupid lights out and rip his head off, hide it somewhere in the forest and make him find it himself.

"Always a pleasure Leah" He nodded at me.

"I hate you Cullen, why don't you go burn in hell, along with your soul" I scolded watching him move closer to me.

Before I knew it the popsicle ruffled my hair and chuckled. "Love you too Lee-Lee"

"Son of a cunt-" I cried leaping the pristine couch to chase the fucking bloodsucker, to the ends of the earth if I had to. The bastard was fast, I'll give him that, but he couldn't hide with that horrible sickly sweet smell he left behind so gracefully. Pointing my nose in the air I turned to pick up where the shit head had run off to. As I turned to face the kitchen a waft of sweetness hit my nostrils.

Dear Edward, you're in my territory now I mentally sing-songed before bounding into the kitchen.

No sooner had I inched my body through the door, a pair of large hands grabbed me around my waist and held me to them. I kicked and tried to get out of their grip so I could show Cullen just how much a girl was about to kick his ass.

"Calm down Leah" A deep voice said to me and his grip around me became tighter.

"Screw you Black, let me go, I am going to rip him apart, starting with his dick!" I shrieked trying to squirm my way out of his bear vice grip. After a couple of minutes of yelling, biting, scratching and huffing, I fell limp and let Jacob hold me up.

"Okay fine" I mumbled "I won't kill him, I promise" I felt Jacob's hold on me diminish and seizing the day I ran like a bat out of hell, knowing full well I would be in trouble for lying. But first I wanted to get my hands on that motherfucker...

"You shouldn't have done that Lee" Jacob said bumping my shoulder with his as we sat on the couch eating a bag of Doritos. I snatched the bag out of his hands and dug my own hand in there to grab a handful of Nacho Cheese heaven.

"He deserved it" I said glaring at Jacob with a full mouth of chips. Jacob twisted his face at me in disgust.

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat with your mouth open?" He mused staring at my mouth.

"Of course. But since when do I listen to her anyway?" I chuckled, before burying another hand full of chips into my mouth. "If I listened to her, do you really think me and my brother would be here babysitting the leeches?"

I watched Jacob laugh and shake his head, eating his handful of chips. His lips where fuller than the other guys. Note Taken. His chest was easily broader, and more defined than the others, I also noted as my eyes went from the tops of his head to his feet. I kinda felt dizzy because he was so tall; scanning his body almost hurt my neck.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Jacob asked with his signature smirk.

"No reason" I said smirking right back at the smug bastard.

"Ohh there's a reason" He said wiggling his eyebrows at me. "You claimed to hate me, but I know you Leah. You're in love with your mighty Alpha" He said smiling widely and leaning towards me.

"Not even if you were the last man on earth Black" I said palming his face away from mine.

He just chuckled before a piercing scream shot through the house.

I jumped up and spun around, but not before Bella had her ice cold hands around my neck. She collided with me so hard that she had pinned me against the wall and there was concrete dust spraying around us.

"You bitch" She hissed clamping her rock solid hand down on my throat. I could feel my oesophagus start to close under the weight. I had already started to seize from the lack of oxygen getting to my brain. I had to think quickly and get this stupid whiny asshole off me.

I phased within moments, using my large grey paws to push the ice bitch off me. My wolf body shook as the Adrenalin starting to kick in. I huffed and could feel the burn from the lack of air squeezing my lungs. I growled menacingly at her and she crouched low ready to attack.

Bella the klutz was no more, but instead Bella the fucking barbarian bitch.

"Leah back down" Jacob said trying to stand in between Bella and myself. I growled at him watched as Bella circled around Jacob watching me with her golden eyes.

"Bella stop Leah didn't mean it. I provoked her" Edward pleaded with worried eyes watching my every move, obviously afraid for his wife who had an IQ of a fucking peanut.

Bella stomped her foot on the marble floors. "What do you mean she didn't mean it? She stabbed you in the back with a pair of scissors!" She screamed making my wolf claw at the marble, wanting to rip her dead body apart.

"Darling please, I am fine, Leah wouldn't hurt me intentionally. I did provoke her" Edward whined at her.

Bring it ice cunt!

I looked over at Jacob and he just shook his head leaning against the wall with his arms crossed tightly. "I told you, you shouldn't have done that" He said softly.

Too bad I was a wolf, otherwise I would have given the idiot the finger.

"What did you do to provoke her so much Edward, tell me this instant" She said glaring at her husband.

Edward gave me a quick glance before her said the words that I wanted to make him eat. "I called her by Sam's pet name"

Bella instantly gave up her WWF posture and I could see everything inside her soften. She glanced over at me and looked down at the floor. "I'm sorry Leah I just-" I cut her off with a loud growl and stalked towards her. I didn't want her pity I wanted to fight. Edward reading my mind like the rapist he is, stood protectively in front of her. Like she needed the protection, she was a fucking monster just like me.

"You're not a monster Leah" Edward said with sincere eyes.

I growled feeling a hand on my fur tugging at it. "Leah come on, it's your turn. You have to be there by noon and I am not giving up my perfect wedding record for anyone." Alice my little pixie life saver said. I turned to her a nuzzled into her hand with my snout. Knowing what I was doing she held them out and opened the silk robe for me, the one she had brought in with her.

"Turn your heads boys" Alice giggled as I phased back. She draped the red robe over my shoulders and I quickly snatched my arms through the sleeves and secured the band around my waist. As I walked away with Alice up the stairs I gave Bella the finger and got ready for my hour of torture.

"Ow ow ow what the fuck" I yelled trying to hold my hair to my scalp so it wasn't ripped out.

"Shut up and deal Leah. All of the other bride's maids have long hair so you have to put up with these extensions" Alice said struggling to keep my hair in her grasps.

"Shit Alice, please ease up otherwise I am going to have no fucking hair left" I whined rubbing my scalp.

"Trust me" She mumbled as she held a clip in her mouth. "You're going to be the best looking at the wedding"

"I am not the bride Alice. It's Emily's day." I said as I looked away from her eyes that were looking down at me.

"Yeah but it should have been your day Leah. But never mind about that, just let me finish this and you will be the hottest piece of wolf ass on the east coast. Especially when you have a hunk like Andy on your arm." She said winking.

"Oh my god Alice, I can't believe you asked Andy to be my date! Are you crazy?" I asked with wide eyes.

"Well I was in a mental institution for a while." She smiled at me.

"I hate you Alice."

"Ohh and I love you sweetly. There... all done. I am a pure genius. Thank you, thank you. No. No Autographs" She sprung happily around the room, clapping her hands and bowing every now and then. I just rolled my eyes at her.

"Ok now the dress. I still can't believe that Emily asked you to be a bridesmaid. There is no way I would ever ask you" She said as she tore the plastic away from the dress hanging on the back of the bathroom door.

I clutched my chest. "Ouch that hurt Alice"

She laughed and shook her head. "I didn't mean because I wouldn't want you to be, it just that your way too beautiful to have as a bridesmaid. You'd steal the show, just like your about to do."

"I highly doubt that. Rachel and Kim are very pretty. I just look like a damn boy." I said sighing and resting my cheek in my palm.

"Leah!" The pixie scolded. "Watch the makeup"

I removed my hand and slid into the dress Alice held up for me. I still couldn't believe that Emily had actually stayed with the colour of her bridesmaid dresses she picked when she was 9 years old. It was a deep purple number with a one shoulder strap. The strap was clasped tightly on the peak of my shoulder with a silver ring, holding the dress, literally together by string.

I sat on the bed as she handed me the silver sandals.

By the time Alice had finished making me over we were running on a tight schedule.

"Come on" She said pushing me down the stairs almost making me go head first into the marble at the bottom of the steps.

"Shit can you just calm down for one fucking-" I was cut off by a large body which I slammed straight into that was walking around the corner.

"Oh shit-" Jacob said quickly reaching out to grab me, only managing to grab my waist, ultimately stopping me from diving face first. He pulled me up quickly and let me collect myself. I glanced over at him and could tell he was looking me over, probably amazed that I was actually wearing a dress.

"Dear lord" Jake breathed watching me straighten out my dress.

"What?" I hissed. After a few seconds of staring and no answer I clicked my fingers together in front of his face. "Hello earth to Alpha?" As quickly as Jake was put in his daze he snapped out of it. His cheeks pinkened as he pulled a hand through his hair.

"Sorry for - uh - you know - running into you" He said staring at something on the floor.

Alice started clapping her hands "Enough from you love birds, we have to get moving. Edward dear brother please bring the car around, you have permission from Sam to drop Leah and Jacob off" She said moving around the room in a flash.

She moved towards the door just as the doorbell chimed.

"Shit..." I muttered smacking my lips together.

"Who's that? It smells human" Jacob asked looking over at me.

"Uhh-"

I was cut off by Alice waiving Andy in a link arms with him dragging him over. He cleaned up pretty well for a college guy. Andy's father worked closely with Carlisle at the hospital and was the only plastic surgeon in Seattle that knew his nose jobs from his boob jobs. After a few work functions at the Cullen's house Andy started to hang out a lot more especially when I was around.

"Wow Leah you look radiant" He said with a shy smile.

"Thanks" I said feeling my cheeks heat up. This was just fucking weird.

Jacob scoffed and glared at Andy as he held out his hand for mine. I timidly put it in his hand and walked toward the door. "So are you ready to celebrate?"

Yeah, celebrate. You could call it that. Or you could call it 'the scorned ex-girlfriend that shows up with a white boy and gets horribly drunk and makes out with several people before getting dragged home by an overprotective baby brother'.

"Sure. As ready as I'll ever be" I sighed.

This was going to be a long fucking night.

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AN – Just something fun. Probably no more than 3-5 chapters!

Next: Leah gets a little drunk and the fun begins….