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"Happy Easter!" shouted a hyperactive blonde to his best friend.

"Hn, what're you doing idiot?" his friend responded.

"Its Easter! I'm bringing people Easter Eggs!"

"Right…. But why are you in a bunny outfit?"

Naruto Uzumaki was standing in the middle of the street wearing a large, fluffy, pink, bunny suit, with blue overalls. Holding a wicker basket filled with brightly colored eggs.

"The spirit of the holiday!" Naruto shouted at his friend like it was obvious.

"Hn.. Whatever…" Sasuke said.

"Here!" Naruto said handing Sasuke a black egg with red stripes across it. "Happy Easter!"

"Yeah… thanks…"

And then Naruto hopped away… Like a bunny… fan girls squealed at the cuteness.

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And so Naruto hopped down the road whistling to himself and giving out Easter eggs to his friends whenever he saw them.

"Here Sakura! Hope you like it!" he said handing the girl a pink egg with the letter F on one side and U on the other.

"Thanks Naruto! But uh… what do the letters stand for?" Sakura asked.

"Err… Bye!" And so Naruto hopped off as quickly as possible still smiling. Until he saw something… evil…

Sitting in a costume shop with his back turned to Naruto, was Itachi Uchiha…

Naruto began hopping as fast as his bunny legs would take him, until he bumped into Sasuke again.

"OHMYGODSASUKEHELPITACHISGONNAKILLMEMAKEMEBUNNYSTEW!" Naruto shouted in Sasukes face.

"Calm down idiot, now repeat that again slower…"

"Oh my God Sasuke help! Itachis Gonna kill me and make me bunny stew!" he repeated.

"You're a complete idiot you know that…. Wait Itachis here?!" Sasuke said. "We gotta go find him!"

And so both boys hopped away in search of Itachi. They ran through the streets looking for him until they came to the training grounds. Even though they couldn't see him, they could tell Itachi was hiding in the trees.

"Alright Itachi! We know you're there! You killed my clan, and ruined my life, and today I will have my revenge!" shouted Sasuke, as Itachi stepped out from the trees.

"Foolish little brother, you think you can beat me..?" Itachi said.

"Di… wait… why in the hell are you wearing that?" asked Sasuke, completely dumbfounded.

"I assure you, there is a logical explanation" Itachi said, standing in his fluffy yellow bunny outfit.

"You know what… screw it I don't want revenge today, I'm leaving…" Sasuke said, turning and walking away.

"Oh my god! Itachi wanna help me hand out Easter eggs?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"Sure!" Itachi said happily, and with that the two rabbits walked off to spread Easter cheer. Later that night when they were done Itachi kidnapped Naruto, and the Akatsuki had Rabbit Stew for dinner.

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