Chapter 1

Perfect

"Taicho! I've been looking for you everywhere!" Rangiku yelled at me behind the stack of paperwork.

"Ha ha, I've been here the whole time. Besides it's your fault I have to do all this extra wor-"

She snagged my arm and wisped me away, knocking over a pile of papers.

"Rangiku! You're picking that up!"

"Yea, yea, sure later."

She kept on running and i was no longer being dragged, I was curious, very curious to see what it was that got Rangiku to agree with me.

Then she stopped and turned around, pointing her finger up in triumph, I slid along the ground and slammed into her.

"What!?" I sighed impatiently.

"We can flash step!"

I looked at her like, you-are-so-weird.

She flinched and gave me the lost puppy look.

"What's with the stare." she whispered

"Just get a move on." I sighed.

She saluted me, "Yes sir!" and we flash stepped away.

I gave myself a second and stayed behind stroking my hand through my hair. Why of all people did she have to be my vice captain.

She lead me to the squad one barracks. I looked at her and she shrugged.

"I was asked to bring you here."

She put a finger to her mouth and did this weird fountain pose "But it's supposed to be secret-tive. So SHHHH!"

"Speaking of secrets, taicho if you ever need to tell someo-"

I walked through the doors before she could ask me anything else.

"Good afternoon, Histugaya taicho."

"It's a pleasure, Head Captain, Yamamoto,"

I bowed, respectfully.

"May I ask why am here?"

"Just like the young ones, to get to the point." Ukitake sighed walking in from the door i just passed through.

"Ukitake, taicho!"

"Come on now, you have a lot of life left in you, let us explain before the assignment." Shunsui laughed.

"Shunsui, what a surprise." He paused and turned around

"Wait a sec, how come I don't get called 'taicho' by you anymore?"

"Because I do not respect a drunk."

He frowned "Oh how cruel."

"Come on now, get to the point."

Yamamoto coughed, getting our attention.

"You have the most experience with the real world."

Oh great, another trip to the real world, i sighed and then looked back up.

"You are heading there, because we need more information about where the strange amount of spiritual energy is coming from."

"Well, we know it's coming from the citizens and from Ichigo."

"Yes, but we need to know specifically who they are, so we can keep them on record and monitor them." Ukitake added

"Most of them have very low spirit energy, but, there are so many of them with just a little, that all the energy of the town is so high, it almost gags you." Shunsui stated.

"You said something like that in your report." Yamamoto began

"And we are concerned because of what you said."

"What i said.. In my report?"

"The fact that you, a captain, are so affected by the aura of the town, indicates that the citizens' combined energy is beginning to fuse."

"If we don't keep, at least those with high spiritual pressure contained, the whole city might collapse under the strain."

"What will you do once i tell you who has high spirit energy?" I questioned

"That is information that you do not need." I looked at the ground, Why aren't they telling me that? If it's something bad they...

"Oh don't stress about it! I'm sure you'll find a pretty lady or two in the real world!"

Shunsui smiled leaning on me and rapping his arm around my shoulder.

I squirmed and pushed him off, brushing off the dirt from my kimono.

"Now that is why I don't call you 'Taicho'. Don't encourage me to do that! You know being involved with humans in forbidden."

"Lighten up he was just joking." Ukitake laughed, messing up my hair. while I was shaking my head, trying to get it to stop being flat, Yamamoto spoke over us,

"Your disguise is a professor at Kurosaki's school."

"A what?!"

"Oh come on now, you can handle it, you are a genius!" Ukitake chucked, amused by my face of horror.

I sighed. This only means more work.

"Oh, and also make sure to take care of the hollows too, 'cause that Afro guy got back pain... err something." Shunsui stated.

I bowed and walked out.

Yea sure I was gonna be a Professor, a freaking teacher, no worries, not for me, but why do i have to do paperwork everywhere I go?! Perfect, just perfect.

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Author's Notes:

Another HistuKarin fanfic, I love you reader, but i also love reviewers so please do so. Thanks to girlX901, hja0616,RosieLEK, Shadow Typhoon, and Yemi Hikari! I Love you all for adding me to your alerts. Thanks so much Yemi for the notes on my spelling. I can't wait for the new Bleach movie, Fade to Black, to get subbed! I mean, i've seen it raw, but i know it will make a huge difference when i can read it.

Reviewers to thank:

Yemi Hikari (My first beta reader!)

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I want to congratulate you readers, you have given me the most alerts and reviews that i have ever recieved after 1 chapter!

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Again, thanks to all who read, a new chapter will be posted at soon as i get some beauty sleep. *yawns* Man who would have know? I'm 11 and I'm already writing for an actually audience!

In other news I've been asked to do a conference with the character as I did in my VK fanfics,

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~*RukiaRocks*~

Author's conference with character:

*toshiro just sits in his chair, alone and quiet.*

Author: Well this is pretty pointless because we have no character introduced.

Shunsui: HEY HOW COME I CAN'T COME IN *banging on closet door.*

Author: because you're drunk.

Ukitake: AND WHY AM I IN HERE TOO?!

Author: *shrugs* well you where taking up room so, i stuffed you in there.

Toshiro:...

Author: Ah well..

Toshiro: *turns head and looks at author from the corner of his eye* What?

Author: *throws pencil on the ground* GOOD GOD DUDE, LIGHTEN UP, I CAN'T WAIT TO BRING KARIN IN CAUSE SHE IS GONNA KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU! goodness, your aptitude makes me feel so could.

Karin: Well what would you expect, he's not the 'hotest' guy around. *giggles* ok now, that sounded wrong.

Author: How'd you get in here?

Karin: What can i say, I guess i have a forceful kick. *points to the closet door, kicked open and ukitake and shunsui laying on it, looking burnt up.*

Karin: Now then, who do i need to smack some sense into.

Toshiro: *looking scared* Now Karin

Karin: It was him right?

Author: *looks are toshiro whos pratically begging her not to tell* *nods*

Karin: ALRIGHT THEN! *cracks her knuckles*

Toshiro: Oh crap.

*glass breaks as toshiro jumps up and around, on ceilings and on walls trying to avoid Karin*

To be continued