*The Wheel of Torture*
Chapter 1: A VERY happy birthday!
Strat walks in to the stadium…
Crowd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Strat: (Recoils with surprise) Jesus! How'd you all get back in here?
Spyro: Back door…
Strat: All I wanted to do was take a trip back to fanfiction, for old time's sake.
D Strat: (comes out with dust all over him) *Coughs* Man! *Coughs* You do NOT, know how bad it gets in that closet!
Strat: D Strat? Is that you! *Punches himself* I must be dreaming!
D Strat: Lets make sure… *Punches Strat* *Looks at Strat on floor, bleeding* Oh, nope your ok.
Strat: OK? Your lucky I'm even alive! Ok D Strat, what are you doing here, and why'd you bring the whole Spyro cast?
D Strat: To wish you a happy birthday, and this…
Flame: *Drum rolls*
Spyro: *Pushes out giant circle* Errrrrhggggg! D Strat! Why couldn't you bring this out?
D Strat: Fine give me that thing… *Pushes wheel like it's a stroller*
Strat: Oh my god! It's beautiful! It's marvelous! What is it?
D Strat: Can't you tell. It's the WHEEL…
Crowd ½: OF…
Crowd other ½: TORTURE!!! *bursts out in cheers*
D Strat: BUT THAT ISN'T IT!! I HAVE ANOTHER GIFT FOR YOU!!!
Strat: Before you go any further… why are you typing in caps?
D Strat: I like caps… :(
Strat: Ok, what is it?
D Strat: *Brings out a square box* I didn't have any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in 100$ bills.
Strat: *Starts picking off dollars, 1 by 1* I'm loving it already!
D Strat: *Looking aggravated* WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THAT?? Give me that! *Rips off all the "wrapping paper."
Strat: *Bawls* Why! Why me? ;( But wait, what's this? *Gazes in box*
D Strat: Get it!
Strat: *Reaches down into the box* Omg! It's a remote! To…what exactly?
D Strat: YOU! READ THE TAG!
Strat: No I mean what's it control?
D Strat: Oh, it controls the WHEEL…
Crowd ½: OF…
Crowd other ½: TORTURE!!
Strat: Seriously? Whats this button do?
D Strat: Don't touchy! Not yet! We must go over these rules!
Rules (Wait you serious?)
The Torture is a rated T Fanfic. NO RATED M REQUESTS!
This is not a T&D! You do NOT Request Dares, but tortures.
I will be typing more often! So be ready!
Your Torture must include, the wheel spinner (which is whom, who gets tortured)
*MOST IMPORTANT* Don't just type tortures, please tell me how I type!
D Strat: And that's about it…
Strat: D Strat can you tell the what the WHEEL…
Crowd: …
D Strat: The WHEEL…
Crowd ½: OF…
Crowd ½: TORTURE!!
Strat: HEY! NOT COOL!
D Strat: Is Not a T&D! It is simply a wheel that one of the Spyro cast spins and then gets tortured whatever Moneybags, YES MONEYBAGS lands on.
Strat: So basically we spin Moneybags instead of a basic arrow.
D Strat: Ehh, I figured it would make it more interesting. Now then, posting your requests for torture means they go on the wheel for the next show, therefore you have a chance to torture some with well… your torture.
Strat: Cool! Now what's this button do?
D Strat: We will get to that, next episode! Make sure to tell your friends, your mom, your dad, your mom's mom, your dad's dad, even strangers!
Strat: See you next time on the WHEEL…
Crowd ½ : OF…
Crowd other ½: TORTURE!!!! *Cheers as we fade to black…*
Author Notes: YES, I have returned, and YES today is my real birthday! October 3rd :) I hope you all enjoyed the first part and can't wait to read the next. BUT FIRST! You have to post Tortures!
~ Strat