Dick, by Dickfart
It's long. Long like the passing of time. Long like the lasting flavor of succulent Trident sugar free gum (only 5 calories per stick!) It's smooth. Smooth like a baby's bottom. Smooth as I was while I smacked dat ass. It is mauve and glistening at the tip. A tear dribbles from the head.
"Dick," said Dean Winchester.
"No thanks, we're brothers," said Sam Winchester.
"DICK!" said Dean louder. Sam was concerned.
"Um, OK. I'll whip it out. Butt just this once."
"DIIIIICK!" said Dean, his head morphed into a dick.
"Ahh!" said Sam.
"KAKAROT!" said Broly.
"..." said Dean. He turned into a floppy penis, skinny and six inches flacid. Like your dad's, only with less warts and hairs.
"Holy fuck I'm so high right now."
The End