Why Must Life Be Crazy

by lumigo akvo9504

In which Ranka commits suicide, and Haruhi ends up pregnant with children not knowing who the father is. Can the host club handle Haruhi during her pregnancy? Or are the kids gonna drive them insane before birth! Warning baby pandemonium, suicide, and adult references read at your own risk. Haruhi x Hosts. Sporadic updates. You have been warned.

1. Chapter 1

AN: This is a new story I'm going to try. Things you need to know before reading is that sex will be referenced in later chapters and suicide does occur so read at your own risk. I don't own Ouran Highschool Host Club if I did I wouldn't be a teenager. Sorry if characters are OOC at times and please tel me what you think.

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"Whelp, I'm going to bed. Night dad," Haruhi said as she went to room. Her father, better known as Ranka, waved to her. She didn't notice that his smile was fake. I can't take this anymore, Ranka thought. I just have to get a few loose ends sorted out and then I'll do it. I just can't take not seeing my Kokoto anymore. It's just to painful to be raising Haruhi without her. Set on the plan of action, Ranka left the apartment making sure to lock it behind him.

*30 minutes later at a bank*

"Hello Mr. Fujioka, what can I do for you this evening?" Mr. Jones inquired. He is a man with tan skin, black hair, and brown eyes. He dealt with all the Fujioka finances and is curious as to why Ranka is at the bank at this time.

Ranka looked down debating on how he should answer. He glaced to the clock, which read 7:15, he just got straight to the point telling Mr. Jones of his plan to emancipate his daughter before "fleeing town" so she didn't have to transfer out of Ouran Academy.

Mr. Jones sat still while he listened silently to his client. He could tell that Ranka would want to finalize a will of some sort just in case an ill fate be fell him. Taking a few minutes to get all the paperwork together once Ranka finished speaking, Mr. Jones had him sign the papers and switch all the family head responsibilities over to Haruhi. The banker had an inkling on Mr. Fujioka's plan so he also made Ranka sign a will that left everything to Haruhi Fujioka. Once everything was done Ranka left the bank satisfied that Haruhi was taken care of.

*5:05 AM. at a park*

Ranka has finished saying good bye to his daughter as she slept. He decided to finish his plan now before the sun arose. After stapling down his suicide letter to a root of a tree, he took a knife and killed himself instantly with a stab to the heart just as the sun came up.