AN/ How did I come up with this stupid story? Well, all I remember is that I was eating a piece of chicken.
Disclaimer: V: I do not own the famous and sometimes infamous Maximum Ride.
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Max's POV
I smelled it. There was no denying the wonderful smell of chicken. I ran downstairs hoping that there was still some left. And of course…. There wasn't. Darn It!!
I looked at the table. Guess who had the last TWELVE pieces of chicken? Fang. I was going to kill him! He couldn't save me ONE piece that cow. I walked over to him as unsuspicously as I could, and when he least expected it, I snatched a leg. He looked at me and I deliberately took a bite.
"You know I licked that." He said, calm as ever. OH please. Like that was going to stop me from enjoying the chicken leg. I raised my eyebrows.
"Yeah, and I've eaten dessert rat. Plus I've slept in the same cage as you and you've kissed me twice. I don't fear your drool!" I said strongly. I was serious. His spit did not scare me. And just for good measure I deliberately took ANOTHER bite of the leg. He raised his eyebrows now.
"Yeah, and maybe I have some sort of deadly disease. Did you ever think about that?" I snorted.
"oh Please, like that's going to keep me away from chicken." I said. Angel giggled across the table.
"You're not afraid of his disease 'cause you liiiikkkeee him!!" She said. I was taken off guard and started to laugh nervously, waving my arms defensively. Sadly, my nervous laughter caused me to CHOKE on the chicken that was still in my mouth. I coughed and coughed and could feel myself turning blue. I leaned over the sink and finally coughed it out.
I know, gross.
I had to take it out and throw it in the garbage. Then I turned to walk upstairs pausing to say "Seeing the chicken like that has now ruined it for me. I'm going to bed."
AN/ Yeah, it was short. It was pointless. And I bet I made you wonder why Fang is licking chicken. BUT THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!