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A/N a very, very random PJO fic that had to be written.

Prologue

Narrator: First, there was Luke.

Then, there was Percy.

As well as Annabeth and Thalia.

There was Grover too, ah, poor, bumbling Grover.

It was an accident you see, In which he blew up Camp Half-Blood.

And turned his friends into

significant pause

inanimate objects.