Hello all! EMP or Peach here. Welcome to Yongo's and my first collaboration on a fanfiction. We are proud to present a Sailor Moon fanfic. Find your seats and get your popcorn because the show is about to start!

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Chapter 1

A giant donut was rolling towards her. She was in her pink bunny pjs as she ran, as fast as she could in the other direction.

"I never thought the donut would be chasing ME!" she screamed aloud to no one but the blackness around her.

But it seemed there was no one around for miles. Endless running in a dark pit of something soft and squishy... and was that the smell of -?

Serena sat up, wide awake, with no presence of a donut around her whatsoever.

Dreams had a funny way of... well, showing what's on one's mind.

Serena wiped the drool that was streaming down her face away. Whatever she was lying on was indeed soft, and even a little squishy, but it was no pillow.

She looked up, groggy, but awake at the keeper of her head.

It was Seiya Kou.

Asleep, with his own stream of drool threatening to make its way onto one of Serena's odangos, he had Serena's head in his lap. She quickly woke out of her grogginess and her first impulse was to jump off of Seiya's lap which led her to immediately land on the coffee table in front of them, probably fracturing every bone in her body.

Probably.

Her second impulse was to punch him in the face, but seeing as he was asleep and unable to defend himself against the famous Serena Punch, well let's just say he's a lucky guy.

Serena's third impulse was to go into the kitchen, which is what she did, being the brave and courageous girl she is.

She reached into the refrigerator and looked around for a sandwich. A made sandwich. To all Serena's luck, there was NONE. So she reached for the freezer and found an old shoe. She really needed to lecture Mamoru about his shoe keeping habits. She always assumed he had his reasons but this was just too much.

Just as she found a box of dried mashed potatoes and was getting ready to make them, the phone rang. She turned around from the box that she had just opened and reached for the phone above the kitchen table. It was Amy. someone was talking annoyingly in the background and Serena could hear the strain in Amy's voice in keeping her patience. It must have been someone annoying, annoying enough to make Amy lose her patience.

"RAYE WOULD YOU SHUT UP!"

"But, Amy!"

"SHUT UP!"

Serena didn't know whether to laugh or ... well, or what?

"Sorry Serena, honestly this girl is on pills or something."

Serena suddenly felt a little shifty...

"Serena? Serena? Are you there?"

"Uh, yeah Amy I'm here."

"So about the party tonight. We're not telling Haruka right? What time should I-"

Suddenly the phone started to break.

"Hello, Amy? No, the party's for Mamoru! I want you to tell Haruka. Sorry I- Hello? Hello!"

The phone started making those annoying sounds that you hear when someone's phone stops working properly.

"Hm. You should've gotten your phone fixed Amy. Oh well. I'll tell her later that it's for Mamo-chan, not for Haruka-kun."

She was suddenly cheerful and she skipped, in Mamoru's long shirt and no pants that she had worn to bed last night, to the counter where the opened box of mashed potato mix was. Two thoughts occurred to her as she made the potatoes.

One, why was Seiya here and where was Mamo-chan?

Two, why was she in Seiya's lap?

Shrugging, she went back to work, visions of evil donuts gone from her mind like evaporated rain.

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Okay, well beat that Yongo! XD Ha ha. I look forward to chapter 2. What in the world is going on? : ) Enjoy minna, we certainly are!