Another story from us, a funny one! And believe it or not, it's written by Rubellite!

WARNING: EXTREMELY OOC. Or so Silverblaze said.

Oh, and they live in Dr. Martinez's house, when this is going on.

Disclaimer: Would James Patterson dye Fang's hair?


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Fang lay, gasping, on the floor, clutching his head while tears streamed down his face.

How could anyone do such a cruel thing? Fang wondered faintly. Who would hate me enough to do this?

Still panting softly from the after-effects of this horror, Fang raised his head and looked into a nearby mirror, causing another wave of fresh tears to find their way down his face.

His hair was a disturbing shade of bright pink.

A giggle came from behind a chair.

"Nudge! Angel! WHAT did you do to my hair?!"

Waving a bottle of hot pink hair dye in the air, Nudge scampered off, Angel behind her, both laughing hysterically.

"YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!" Fang howled, chasing after them.