DISCLAMER: I don't own the characters, or the plot. The original song
belongs to Weird Al and I don't remember who he stole it from. What I DO
own is the lyrics
Not a long time ago
At the assigning far away
Zim was wanting to go attack
And he thought he could, by himself
Talk the Almighty Tallest in
To maybe letting him rain some doom
But their response, it didn't thrill him
They said he couldn't have a mission.
He begged for a chance
Then the tallest had a plan
They gave him a mystery planet
Hoping that he'd never come back
He recieved a robot made of trash
That's how he got his GIR
Oh, my, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thiking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Did you know this conquerer
Isn't as smart as his door
But, he can use force, they say
Oh did you see him being mean
To his robot who's dumber than him
Yeah, he's probably gonna get rid of him soon
Well, I know he built an awesome home
And I've heard how fast voot runners go
Oh, he's an Irken true
He was a normal human kid to
All of the skool children, except for Dib
And the minute Zim walked in Ms. Bitter's room
Well, he knew Zim had planned doom
Oh yes, he's not from here
Dib started singing it
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thiking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Now he finally got back to back to his lair
The Almighty Tallest he thought would care
To see how well he was doing
So he called the Tallest and told a tale
But, the Tallest were hoping that he'd fail
And he might be killed by the humans
Oh, the Tallest were depressed of course
Could he rule the humans by force
Meanwhile the guy named Dib
Knew Zim wasn't a kid
And Dib sensed in him much fear
And he said to Zim just listen here
Just stick it in your invisible ear
I'll prove you're not human
Dib was singin
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thinking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Zim didn't fly back to Irk
Dib wished he would leave cuz Zim's a jerk
Zim frankly wanted to stay
Only Dib fights in this epic war
And it will be long before
Little hot-shot can prove he's an alien
And so far, no one has died
Zim's plans don't work and Gir's brain is fried
Zim's upset and croakin
Cuz some equipment's broken
And the human he despises most
Wants to find a way to make him toast
But, he's still there and not a ghost
I wonder what happens next
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thinking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Dib was singing
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thinking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed
Not a long time ago
At the assigning far away
Zim was wanting to go attack
And he thought he could, by himself
Talk the Almighty Tallest in
To maybe letting him rain some doom
But their response, it didn't thrill him
They said he couldn't have a mission.
He begged for a chance
Then the tallest had a plan
They gave him a mystery planet
Hoping that he'd never come back
He recieved a robot made of trash
That's how he got his GIR
Oh, my, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thiking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Did you know this conquerer
Isn't as smart as his door
But, he can use force, they say
Oh did you see him being mean
To his robot who's dumber than him
Yeah, he's probably gonna get rid of him soon
Well, I know he built an awesome home
And I've heard how fast voot runners go
Oh, he's an Irken true
He was a normal human kid to
All of the skool children, except for Dib
And the minute Zim walked in Ms. Bitter's room
Well, he knew Zim had planned doom
Oh yes, he's not from here
Dib started singing it
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thiking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Now he finally got back to back to his lair
The Almighty Tallest he thought would care
To see how well he was doing
So he called the Tallest and told a tale
But, the Tallest were hoping that he'd fail
And he might be killed by the humans
Oh, the Tallest were depressed of course
Could he rule the humans by force
Meanwhile the guy named Dib
Knew Zim wasn't a kid
And Dib sensed in him much fear
And he said to Zim just listen here
Just stick it in your invisible ear
I'll prove you're not human
Dib was singin
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thinking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Zim didn't fly back to Irk
Dib wished he would leave cuz Zim's a jerk
Zim frankly wanted to stay
Only Dib fights in this epic war
And it will be long before
Little hot-shot can prove he's an alien
And so far, no one has died
Zim's plans don't work and Gir's brain is fried
Zim's upset and croakin
Cuz some equipment's broken
And the human he despises most
Wants to find a way to make him toast
But, he's still there and not a ghost
I wonder what happens next
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thinking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed, this planet is as good as doomed
Dib was singing
My, my, this Invader Zim guy
An, invader, could be braver, and a very short fry
He left Irk, thinking he'd be back soon
Sayin this planet is as good as doomed