Anthony DiNozzo, Ziva David And Timothy McGee walked through the doors of the forensics lab.

"Abby" called Tony, "I've got a caf-pow for..."

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs was standing by Abby's computer, in Abby's forensic coat, with a black-pigtailed-wig on his head, and even worse, in a mini skirt.

Gibbs' team just stared at him, speechless, wondering what the hell their boss was doing in a mini skirt.

"what...?" asked Tony, finally able to find his voice.

"Abby" said Gibbs, wincing.

"Abby did this to you?" questioned McGee

"well no! I just put on a wig and a mini skirt on my own accord, then handcuffed myself to her desk McGee!" exclaimed Gibbs

"why don't you just take it off?" croaked Tony.

"Don't you think i would have if i could Donazo?!" shouted Gibbs, "I'm handcuffed to a desk DiNozzo!".

"why the handcuffs?" asked Ziva

"So i don't go back to Mexico while Abby's gone" Answered Gibbs

"speaking of which, where is Abby?" questioned McGee

"bowling with nuns" answered Gibbs.

"oh" said McGee

They turned to leave.

"can you please get the keys for these?!" called Gibbs

"wow Gibbs said please!" exclaimed Ziva, walking out of the lab.

Ziva, McGee, Tony, Ducky and Palmer headed out to their crime scene at County, checking out a Commander Lieutenant Sharron Hedly.

".T.O.D?"asked Tony.

"judging by the ambient temperature of the..." started Palmer.

"Cram it Palmer!" growled Ziva, "you are soooo irritating!"

Ziva stormed off the crime scene and climbed into Tony's brand new sports car The engine roared into life and the tires screeched as she spun the wheel and drove off.

"hey! That's my car!" yelled Tony, "oi bitch! Get back here!"

Ziva stormed into Abby's lab, to find Gibbs attempting to smash the crap out of the handcuff that chained him to Abby's desk.

"Gibbs?" she called.

Gibbs looked up, and Ziva bent down and started picking the lock on the handcuffs Click.

"thanks" said Gibbs, scrambling to get up, "I'm gonna go get changed now".

"mmm hmm"

"Boss!" called Tony, entering Abby's lab, "sorry I'm late. Ziva stole my car, and..."
Tony scanned the scene. A set of handcuffs hug from Abby's desk and Ziva was sanding in the corner on her cell, speaking in Arabic, but there was something else... something he couldn't quite put his mind on...

"Boo!"

Tony jumped. Behind him special agent Gibbs was laughing, then there was nothing...

when Tony next woke up, he was in Abby's lab, handcuffed to the desk, wearing a black-pigtailed-wig, and even worse... in a mini skirt!

'i shouldn't have laughed' he thought, 'revenge of Gibbs. Not pretty'.