Dear Alexis,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but America is really a leprechaun.I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Japan. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Russia is planning his revenge on you.
Pasta with love,
Allie
P.S. - France is tied up in my closet, just thought you should know.
I will this in a new chapter so you guys can do it! :D