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WARNING: i am twisted. expect yaoi yuri hetero couplings. and possible everything. illogically...um retarded.
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Ps. at the end of this story. will be a short note of when and what age this story was started and finnished.
Personally Public
By: /funnyanime
"Well its another school day…… this is gonna be one boring year…"
"Chhh…..Riku your always looking down on things, lighten up . The school did get some new teachers after all…"
"So? It's not like I'm wanna suck up to them or fuck em, or something….Wait…..maybe….if their hot.."
Sora only focused on His best friends last words.
"If their hot?….."Soras voice didn't sound jealous but more like, You could never pull that off you retard….right….Right?? ,type of tone.
He's just kidding…right?…..I mean he is perverted on like the second to last level but……..Not that pervy….Right?….ooohh why should I even care? …..Damn it!…………
"Relax sora, I was kidding…..or was I?" I gave sora a devilish smirk.
"Huh?"Sora was not the type to take a joke about something soo…well to him "serious".But Sora was also extremely dense. So give or take he was my best friend what could I say?
Riku smirk then disappears with out any trace that it was ever there.
"Besides, you already have BooblessRed, Why do you care?"
"I do because you're my best friend Riku, and if my best friends gonna be a slut I wanna sell you for all you've got….Anyways Kiari isn't boobless…..she has some lumps on her chest….right?"
Gawds Sora, I don't know, you're the one whose supposed to be looking there, I would never do such a thing, I'm an angel, Besides its not like she has anything worth looking at anyways…
"Ahhaaa!! So you do look!"
Riku a little bit flustered at his friends sudden comeback.
"Sora are you just becoming a boy?…………Sora?….Hey, I was kidding! Sora come on!…..Sora!"
"Why did I even think I could hold at least one freaking normal conversation with him!"
walking away from riku with rage fueling his feet.
"Sora!….Sora!!"Riku running to catch the fleeing sora which by now was running like the wind.
SNAP!!
Went Sora's ankle when he accidentally fell over a certain brunette.
"Sora!, are you ok?"
"nuuh….hmm…."
She helped the bewildered boy up….But then was suddenly pushed by a certain young, short, Rather attractive young blond man.
"Tidus, now look what you've done…you've gone and tripped Sora all over again…..on…on…"
A little but of fear resided in her last words.
"Professor Strife! A-Are you alright?!"
The broad shouldered man simply groaned in discomfort.
"I should be asking this young man the same thing."
It was principal Xenmas.
"SIR!" Every one altogether spoke.
"Are you alright mister strife?"
"Yea, but seriously, This student might have twisted his ankle."
"Whoa, How would you know?" Tidus abruptly said aloud.
"Well, one he twitches every time he tries to stand up, Two, He's crouched over in pian and three, He's yelling "Freaking Tidus you broke my ankle" or at least that's what my observations lead to."
"Help….meeeeeee…….."Sora was now slightly crying in both pain and annoyance.Riku couldn't help but notice te cute pout the spikey haired teen held on his lips.
"Oh deary me!"A certain blond with a perculiar hairstyle all swooshed to the right of her sholder proclaimed.
"What happened?"She looked with slight interest….obiously faking it.
"Ohh me, professor are you quite fit to stand? Shall I call the nurse?"She vas obiously over dramatically acting.
"That's ok Namine, I'm alright."
"Are you certain, heaven forbid you should get injured, Professor!" Ok….reeeaaaally over acting.
"Yes, don't worry, I'm ok."
"What a relief!" Bitch wants to get good grades by smothering up the teacher…or rather feeling him up…..
"Ohh, and by the way professor, Sir Leonheart wishes to speak with you. He seemed quite agitated, at best. He also said he needed assistance with the lesson plans for this week. He really seems flustered, taken into account that he nearly threw a 50 pound text book at per say student."
"…that's Squall for you….Riku, can you please take Sora to the infirmary..I would my self but it seems I'm tied up at the moment…."
"Sure Teach!"
"That's Professor Strife." Cloud rhetorically stated.
By this point Xenmas had already left to tend to young adolescent delinquents.
"Molesting children again, I see Mr. Strife" Cloud winced at the oh so ever boring voice that hovered with grimace behind him.
"Sephiroth" Cloud basically spat at the name he stated was the silvered hair man behind him.
"I have no time for your absurd insulations for you see, I am heading towards a mandatory meeting for Organization members exclusively."
At this both parted ways to their destinations leaving me and the others to ponder in this soap opera we'd just witnessed.
Well, gotta get to class! Bathroom breaks usually take me only about like 5 min but not that you'd really care, believe me I've had my share of friends tell me that's way to much information for them to handle, which frankly I don't get since they asked in the first place and that's another thing, why do people ask some thing and then not listen to the complete answer, Pretty darn rude if you ask me, ohh yea I remember when this rude jerk named rude threw a book at my head for no apparent reason, but that's why they call him Rude I guess, I found out his name cause his friend professor Reno brought him over to see if he wanted to transfer from work and he did! So now its fun to say his name like How's it going rude, or Rude stop being rude! And well then there's also the fact that he's bald, I wonder if its intentionally or un intentionally, I mean does he shave his head or is he just old….hmmm hey what do you guys think about-hey! Where'd every one head off to? Ooohh well……ooohhh shiny!!"
"That freaking girl needs to learn to shut up!"
"I actually agree with that comment, but shes a honest girl isn't she Riku? Just way too much sugar pills."
"Sora, theres fucking sugar pills?! you've been taking boxes full of them haven't you? Ohh me oh my you shant youd really get your self in a pickle there young fellow!"
Riku…"
"What?"
"SHUT UP!, You sound like that Namhiney chick."
"Whats she trying to pull? She soooo wants to bang strife….I can smell it…."
"Hahaha, riku!"
"What?, im only telling the truth…hey the freaking nurse is like in freaking china I swear…."
"Hey Riku?"
"What's up?"
"Can you like stop grabbing my ass?"
"Me? Never! I would never in all my life think of touching anyone in suck a manner!"
"Yea, right what ever, Hey stop, I need to take a leak."
"OOOOHHH EWWW, did not need to know that."
"Im in pain, hunched over, and limping, you're my only support….either we stop and I go pee, or theres gonna be warm lemonade all over the hallway."
"SOOO? "
"Riku!"
"………fine, fine, lets go." I kicked the door to the bathroom open, And sora limp-hopped his way towards the stall.
Sora washed his hands afterwards.
"Done yet or are you gonna take a dump in the sink to?"
"What? Was that an insult?" Sora slashed me with a hand full of water.
"Dude! Ack!"
"Haha! Hey you needed a shower….smelled like wet lizzards…Ok lets go.."
"Wet lizzards?"
"Yep….let's-whoa!!"OH MY GOD. Soras pants had just droped down to his ankles, And it didn't help the fact I was right in front of him…then…..one of my dreams came true….well..kinda.
Sora lost his balance with full body support on one leg and his other ankle slightly hovering above the ground, He reached for me and…wel…I was still shocked about the whole pants thing to notice but he didn't grab my arm…….nooooooooooo, he had to grab on to my pants…but not just anywhere….. He grabbed where the line of my pants zipper was and on top of that fell on me!….let me rephrase
SORA on top of me pants less, He pulled my pants down, at the groin part, and Landed Head first in to my crotch……..what do you think happened after that? Me getting horny?….Not yet……oooohhh noooooo no no no no!…the fucking bell rang and the bathroom was filled with males…..not just any males….. FEAmales….turms out we were in the wrong bathroom………and just my luck…..my body starts to react and to my freaking luck……….Mrs. Aerith just happens to walk in to grab a tissue box……..
Guess what happened then??(find out next time!!)
The fucking bell just HAD to ring and the finking girls just HAD to shriek as if Michael Jackson raped their dog or something…and then they just HAD TO take their fucking cell phones out….in addition to taking pictures, recording this scenario and calling more fucking people, MSs Aerith just smiled and said in an ever so soft tone of voice, Can you two please head on to professor clouds laboratory, ill explain the situation to him, I fell theres no need to involve Superior Xenmas with this is there?
ANGEL FROM FREAKING HEAVEN JUST GREAT…..wait…what she say?….ohh TANK YOU MRS AERITH!! I SWEAR FROM THIS DAY I WILL NOT FREAKING BOTHER YOU AT ALLLL!
"After all cloud really seems to have a rivalry with a certain Sephiroth and his stubbornness kicked in and now he claims that he has angels for students and that none of them are delinquents or flawed due to his guidance, and its my duty to up holld his block-headed ness for the sake of his pride, So ill keep your secret if you hush about my secret of me telling you this confidential info, Deal?" She murmured these words so only I could hear.
"Deal!" I said, morre than willingly, I always did like her…not in that way…..Shed been so nice, ever since we came to this godforsaken hell hole called a school.
"But first!" She locked the girls bathroom before any one else could come in and so no one could leave,
cashich cashick She filmed us both and took various pictures, She also…
"Ok girls, you know what Superior's rules on cell phones are don't you?" she did this all with a pleasant smile on her face….kinda freaky……but then again at this school…..
"Yes Mam."All the perky girls simultaneously recalled yet managing to morph in to gloomy PMS-ing mini old women
"Now you don't want me to take all those phones away now for him to crush with his bulldozer do you?"…Good now please hand me your cell phones, all of you." She took all the girls cell phones and in the blink of an eye…literally it went by all sooo fast….. She deleted all the footage and images of this scene and threatened them to tell The principal about this if they told or even talked about this, she even took pictures of every one there, of course excluding me and Sora, In order to hold as blackmail…….smarrrttttttt… seriously!
Well boys, the deals set! You don't spill about me telling you and I don't put these pics up all over the school!,I know you thought I was going to tell superior, I'm not that mean!"
This woman is my idol!
She left locking the door and leaving hall passes and notes on that we were helping her with carrying things, excusses mostly,and good ones too……..she left them on the counter and gave us 30 more minutes to settle down…due to …..ummm…yea…. Lets just say my body….down there…wasn't listening to me at the moment……. So se said we were with her for 30 more advanced minutes….And sora had passed out due to the humiliation at the first glance at this situation………yea………good thing to….because all this time we remained in the same position we fell on………..
THE NEXT DAY
"Alright dumb asses, I'm going to be your P.E. teacher for the rest'a the week Got it!"
"Professor Sid seems like s drag huh?" Roxas could be such a bonehead sometimes.
"Brother, don't judge people by their appearances..its not cool."
"Sora…dude……Lets fuck!"
"Can it Axel!"
"Back off Roxy, its not like your bangin your bro, so what's the deal?" Well…everything!! I want sora more than you'll ever know so back off! Its just that I cant live without sora….I mean..I love him more than a blood brother……I always have…..but I realized this 2 weeks ago, Im kidding, Actually two years ago. How it happened? that's 4 later ……I still dwell of if I should confess this to him…….or not…he is ,to my knowledge…straight…….and I was…….WAS straight….but I don't know I just guess im really confused now but if im not gay….then im bi………..Well half part of me being bi is due to my aunt and mother……..they used to dress me up in all sorts a miniskirts ,dresses…thongs….Sora too……My aunt and mom work together to conduct evil plans!! Don't take me wrong I love my family but I cant help but think this is all punishment for shit we've fucked up….I mean its great their designers and want to show off what they've made but…ON US?! WHY? Me and sora were boys…FUCKING BOYS!! …..come on.
"Brother!"
"Sora!"
"Axel!"
"BOYS HUSH!"a cerstin red head shouted from two desks across from us, Kiari…..what a whore….she was nice and all…but she thinks that she has the right to yell at us, eaves dropper 'profession-all'. That bitch knew everything about anything. I'm not talking book smarts I'm talking nosy, so nosy she beat Pinocchio by 12 inches. Sure wed known her since we were shitting in our pants, but that doesn't change the fact her and her, literally, Girlfriend Namine.
"SHUT YER TRAPS!" Our techer Sid was extremely irritated.
"Now today were gonna take it easy. Take out a highlighter and grab a sheet Wakka's passin out!"
"Ok now highlight that whole first paragraph! If you get offended to the word FAT then you Will be offended a lot. "
The whole class laughed.
"Now you guys don't know how to eat properly and I wanna make sure you do so your dumb asses don't get on Ripley's believe it or not!" This dude was funny.
"Knowing you retards you'd probably get on there anyways. Like America is soo overweight and yet wee still build freaking fast food joints like 9 inches apart from each other. You guys probably go to Mc Donald's and then realize, Ohh you don't want Mc Donald's, so you guys go next door to dell taco and in like 3 steps your there. And maybe it just happened to be Taco Tuesday and like 29 cents per tacos. You can only like eat 2 according to the calories but you retards go nooo, I want five! And you get them and have like 5 bucks left over Then you retards probably go "I have five dollars and its Taco Tuesday! "And say "how much can I get for five dollars? And then you get the damn fifty damn tacos." Scratch that….This man was hilarious!
"So what I need to do is teach you guys how to eat properly and lose weight! Cause if you sit there and do nothing and just eat-eat-eat without any exercise you bound to get big like Shamoo!"
"Nu-uhh! If you just sit there you still get big! All you need to do is just breath!"
"Now what does this have to do with anything?!"
"My papa says that if you boys breath your penis grows."
"What?"
"Yea if they go hoof-hooph hooph , just like that. Just breath!"
"Selphie, If it worked that way then boys wouldn't fit into pants."
"But my dad says its true!"
" If it were true then old crippled men d'be naked."
"Not true!"
"Any ways we have like a whole mess a shit to highlight! Now Highlight Steroids damages body and flexibility will decrease as the more muscle you build."
"Yea like how big buff men have little heads and big bodies! And then they have to a kinda limbo breakdance move to see you!"
"Yea…what she said. And as for steroids, the will affect boys more than they do girls."
"Why?"Selphie again but she was hilarious, little heads haha!
"They make our nuts shrivel up like raisins, But then again who cares cause all you need to do is just "Breath"!
The class cracked up at Sid's remark.
So basically youd be working out pumping steroids in your arm, And 'breathing'."
"And you also get boobs, Not girl boobs, Im talkin giggly flabby boobs for men."
"Man boobies!" Riku was right, she did talk too much, More than sora…..that scared me.
"And It also messes with your sperm , And that's why proffessor Sephy(Sephiroth) hasn't been laid in 5 years." This man was hysterical.
"And on top of that, it messes with your brain. It makes you all stressed and turns you into PMS-ing retards, who would shoot a pizzaman if you didn't give him the right change and he asked for more, so then youd think, BAM! And eat him instead of the pizza."
"Whoa." half the class had their mouths dropped.
"And as for girls, You get beards."
"My aunt already has a beard but she duzn't use steroids."
"And that explains where you come from."
"Hey! My daddy said its true!"
"Selphie, if what your dad says is true, tell me, has he ever told you your smart?"
"Ooooooooo…." Every one in the class including me and Sora went ooooo.
"Well…..y-yea!"
"There you go!" Just after he said this the bell rang. Man. I loved P.E.!
"And remember class, Just breath!" Funny as hell man…funny as hell.
"Hey Roxy!" Damn that red devil……
"What is it axel?" I think I sounded agitated because he looked at me with the wtf did I do now look.
"Well….I was kinda wondering if-"OH, I new where the hell he was going with this.
"No, I wont let you date sora, and if you some how even manage to even touch him you will see hell."
"W-What?…No,No, What I was gonna ask was that if you weren't-"
"No axel, im not 'bangin' my brother."
"You're not?….No, that's not it either…"
"Then what is it?"
"If your not doing anything tonight, maybe we could go and grab a cup of coffe or sumthin…"
"Well I have no idea what your impyin-wait,WHAT?"W-W-Was Axel, Axel the Axel, asking ME, out?…no,nono, I must have miss understood….
"Rox, I'm asking you out on a date, And I'm being serious about this, I really like you, Ever since elementary….."……..WHAT?!...He,-He why, me, Date?, why, but I thought, well, I …….Wait a second……..so this means………AXEL'S GAY?!
"Um…. I…"
"So?"
"Axel…..you're….you're….GAY?!"
"No, I just want to mess with you so you'll hate me forever…"
"oh….."
"YES Roxas, I'm GAY."
"…….…"
"So? How bout it? I know your Bisexual, so what's the big deal right?"
"Hey guys!" THANK GOD FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER!!
"Hey Sora!"He jusst saved me precious moments of thinking
"Sup dude."
"Hey, Roxas, I need to talk with you….."He fidgeted with his hands and looked down
"About what?" Ok, why is he acing all weird all of a sudden?
"Call me Rox, you have my number from last year still right?"
"Y-Yea…..I will."Well, at least I can think about what to do now.
"What did you wanna talk about?
"I think Riku asked me out"
Wel...thats the first chapter...now...to figure out how to put other chapters...I will atleast try to update once a month...try...and yes it is wat it appears 2 be twincest...