Before I ever really knew how to write worth a damn, this was made...now I really now what i'm doing!

So I decided to re-edit this oneshot and make it ALOT! Better than what it was before, I hope you like it


"Hikaru, what hell are you doing?"

Questioning a Hitachiin brother, never leads to a good thing…so why do I still try? Well, let me paint the picture here. Hikaru is alone, Kaoru is sick, and there's no one to keep Hikaru somewhat sane.

He was, in all of his stubbornness, sitting on the pink couch in the Ouran High School Host club room, frustration dripping off his body, squeezing a Hubba Bubba Squeeze Pop that Haruhi had gotten for him one day at the super market. It was almost gone and to the point were you have to roll it up to get the goods.

"Kimi-chan, if you'd use your eyes for two seconds you'll see that I'm trying to get the last drops of this shit out." Hikaru sarcastically retorted, I didn't even bat an eyelash. The look of irritation was plastered on his face, I looked at him and noticed in his eyes, there was another emotion that I couldn't quiet put my finger on.

"Well Miss Know-it-all, why don't you help me? That is if you can do better." I felt my right eye twitch with annoyance, a challenge was declared and I sure in hell wasn't going to lose! I made my way towards Hikaru, was now sliding across the couch until he was sitting, legs crossed Indian-style. If I only I had paid more attention to the look of mischievousness that was so clearly etched in his amber orbs.

"Here let me see that stupid thing!" I take the tube from his outstretched hands and start to squeeze. When I realize the cap is on, I blink at the cap, and then gave Hikaru a look like he was retarded for not noticing. I let a breath out to calm my righteous fury akin in nature to that of Satan, the grip on the tube tightened "Hikaru, you do realize that the cap isn't open…that's why I wouldn't come out!" my anger exploded and I ripped the cap open, before I could turn away the gooey substance squirts onto my face.

Few seconds went by, silence filling the air until Hikaru burst out laughing. I was in a state of shock, Hikaru waltzed up to me and leaned towards my candy covered face. His tongue poked out of his mouth and ran across my cheek licking off the slime, taking his sweet time.

"Hmmm just as I thought; it tastes better on you."


Well that's all folks, until next time! Also if ya liked this one then read my other ohshc oneshot featuring the other lovable twin Kaoru! That one was also re-edited.

review please!