Clifford had been kicked out of his house by that dumb meanie Emily Elizabeth.
"Grr..." thought Clifford, "I am going to get my revenge on that meanie..."
Clifford walked and then he didn't notice where he was walking and ended up falling off a dock and into the ocean.
Clifford tried swimming away but the tide swept him up and carried him out to sea.
Clifford started yelping and barking but no one was there.
He passed out and started floating.
When he woke up he was on the dock of a ship miracously, and looking out the crew around him they were as miracoulously surpirsed as he was.
The captain looked overjoyed and said, "It's a miracle!"
Clifford stayed on the boat for several days and the crewmates exchanged stories.
One day the boat was nearing Cape Town in Africa.
It docked there and Clifford leaned over the railing to get a better view, when he fell off into the ocean once more and was whisked away.
He was flung beneath the waves and eventually managed to find himself in an African shore.
He ran off into a forest and began barking.
Suddenly a growling hyena emerged and began chasing Clifford.
Clifford ran away and emerged from the forest just as the hyena was closing in on him.
"Oh no.." thought Clifford, "This is it!"
Then a lion leapt into the air and swatted the hyena away.
"Are you alright, sir?" the lion asked.
"Wow", said Clifford,"A talking lion..."
"Wow" said the lion mocking Clifford, "A talking dog..."
"Grrr..." said Clifford, "You better not be mean to me..."
"Or what?" chuckled the lion.
"I'll get you!" said Clifford
Then the lion swatted Clifford with one paw and Clifford flew into the air and went unconscious.
When Clifford awoke, he was furious with rage, "Man, I have got to get revenge on that meanie lion, so that my word seems legit..." Clifford thought.
Then Clifford saw a group of hyenas.
"Hey hyenas!" said Clifford, "Why don't I teach you the concept of civilization so that you can destroy the lion!"
"Yea, we'd like to get rid of Simba, but what is civilization?" asked the hyenas.
And so Clifford taught them, he taught them fire, then bronze making all the way till gunpowder, finally they made computers.
Eventually Clifford had them armed with RPG's and assault rifles, like M4's and AK's, then they overthrew the tyrannical lion government, now all animals lived in equality.
Clifford spat on Simba's face and said, "I told you I would get you!"
Then Simba was sentenced to life in prison.
The End.
Epilogue: Emily Elizabeth visited Africa a couple years later and the Secret Service of Clifford's new government captured her and brought her to the Pridelands.
"Haha!" said Clifford, "You should not have been meanie to me!"
Then Emily Elizabeth was executed by firing squad, because unlike Simba she had not tried to help him first before being a meanie.