Author's Note:

Alright yes I know that this should be in the crossover section but I want people to read this, not for it to be stuck in that crack between the couch cushions XP.

(later i may go back and resubmit/reclassify this as a crossover... once people get into the fic.)

Also I'm a new writer so I'd love to have more than just 3 people see and read this. I have posted this perviously on DA under my screen name 'envysasexypalmtree'

and i'll be reposting the artist's comments from that time at the bottom... just fyi!

Anyhow to the disclamer!:
No i dont own Hellsing or That guy in the red there from Kuroshitsuji... they belong to thier repsective owners and like any fan girl i just like to play with thier characters XD

A Hellsing Kuroshitsuji Crossover

warnings : none (unless you like alarm clocks)

pairing: Rip Van Winkle x Grell Sutcliff

490 words

The ship was aflame, all her men were dead and the one clad in red was approaching. Her mind went blank except for the immense feeling of terror. She could faintly hear the ringing of the pink alarm clock that she had brought with her. This terror however consumed her as she gripped her musket tightly; tears began to feely flow from her deep blue eyes. Sobs racking her body as the long forgotten words of her Major rang in her mind. "First Lieutenant, do you remember the ending to Der Freischutz? Kaspar, who has trifled with the black huntsmen, Zamiel, is whisked away to hell for his sins. His body is then thrown into the bottom of a ravine to be eaten by wolves. Prepare yourself Rip Van Winkle. For now Zamiel is Descending upon you as well. Prepare yourself First Lieutenant. What will you do in the face of Zamiel? What will you do? " She gasps as the familiar voice of the Herr Major began to warp, twist, and deepen into the more terrifying and sinister voice of the madness who was now towering over her. She gasps as she realizes the source of her terror; the mad Dracula, Alucard, has found her "What will you do, Rip Van Winkle?" he tauntingly asks her after having smashed and silenced the innocent pink alarm clock. While he speaks her resolve to kill the monster before her grows and strengthens.

As she removed her glasses and wiped the tears from her eyes, a small blue portal began to appear behind her however neither vampire noticed this. Rip Van Winkle's expression changed in to that of determination as she replaced her round glasses back on to her face. "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor! My Vullet Punishes ALL Vith-". While the huntress had stood and began her 'speech', the portal behind her had quickly grown large enough for Alucard to take notice. As he glanced over Rip's shoulder he saw a third figure first appear within the portal then take a single step out on to the Adler's deck, just behind her. Even though this figure was silent, its clothing spoke out loudly like Alucard's own red floor length duster. The huntress remained unaware, too caught up in her own sepal, as this curiously cloaked red figure quickly wrapped and arm around her waist and pulled, causing her to end said sepal mid sentence.

In a flurry of black and red hair Rip Van Winkle and this new figure were pulled back and into that blue portal from once it had emerged. Alucard was only mildly shocked by this turn of events and amused smirk spread to his lips as the portal shrunk into nothing and closed. "Well how convenient," the smirk grew into a smile and then faltered slightly, "Though how I would have enjoyed impaling Rip Van with her own musket. She would have been a worthy addition…"

'Mine freinds i love fan fiction almost as much as the Herr Major loves war...
But my freinds i NEVER thought that i would write a fanfic. this is my first fanfic EVER. I do not write, I do not enjoy writing... at all.
So like any other first time writer ill say this Please be gentle.

But after much encoragement, coxing(by my cousin who also writes), and hateing the way that Rip dies... not to mention reading pervyyaoifancier's fics on this pairing caused me to love the two so much that i had to find a loop hole... ^^'

Yes that is a near exact copy of the major's speech as alucard decendes upon the Adler. the only thing that dosent make it exact is that it is a blend of the spoken english and the english sub titles... I had to bend some of this scene to make it work how i wished it to. you cant tell unless you sit and watch the actual OVA while reading it.

Please Review i have at least the next 3 chapters stored up and I've hand written 9 more after that I'll post them up quicker if you do! ~3~