Kakuzu and Hidan belong to the Naruto universe, which is the property of Masashi Kishimoto. So, I don't own them.
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"Kakuzu! Damn it Kakuzu let me down!"
Kakuzu sighed, not looking up from the river that he was washing his hands in. He should have sewed Hidan's mouth shut. "You fuckwad, stop ignoring me! I get it, alright? I won't touch your fucking money again! Put me back together already!" Kakuzu stood, wiping his hands on his cloak, and then picked up the briefcase where said money was now safely locked away. He finally looked in Hidan's direction, admiring his work. Hidan's head and torso were tied to a tree trunk, while Hidan's limbs hung from the branches. Hidan's scythe, the blades covered in his blood, lay planted blades down in the ground nearby, the pike lying next to it. Kakuzu nodded to himself in satisfaction, turning to leave.
"Whoa, whoa! Where the hell are you going?" Kakuzu glanced over his shoulder, "I'm going to complete the mission alone. I'll be back in a few days."
"A few days?!"
"And that's if everything goes smoothly. I may take a detour for a considerable bounty I heard about as well…"
"You're going to leave me here?"
Kakuzu shrugged, and started on his way again.
"You fucking bastard! Get back here and patch me back together, seriously! I said I wouldn't touch your money, didn't I? Are you listening to me?! Kakuzu! KAKUZUUUUU!!!"
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Yeah, reeeeeeally short. Just something I wrote for fun. What do you think?