A/N: Sorry in advance to my readers who don't know NHL hockey. Hope you enjoy, nevertheless. Irony of ironies: When I first wrote this, Toskala was indeed goaltending for the Leafs. Since writing this story, he was traded to the Calgary Flames, the opponents I arbitrarily chose. I'd change the story to say 'Giguere' instead, but won't. Just remember this story takes place prior to the 2009-2010 NHL Season. Thanks.
5 Things That Never Happened to Greg Parker
Bonding
"Did you see that save Toskala made on Iginla's deke at the beginning of the third period? It was awesome!"
"Yeah, I did. Pretty smooth moves. Iginla's one of the best players the Flames have."
"Everybody was saying we didn't stand a chance against them tonight."
"Well, Kiprusoff and Toskala stood on their heads, that's for sure. It's just lucky we got the go-ahead goal so late in the third."
"Do you think the Leafs have a chance of going to the playoffs this year?"
"Oh, I dunno... They've been pretty disappointing last few seasons. Poor finishes; terrible stats..."
"Yeah, I guess. But at least they're better than the Islanders!"
"Or Tampa Bay!"
"Yah! Tampa sucked last year!"
"Even the Colorado Avalanche had a terrible season... Who knows? Maybe this is the year the Leafs pull up their socks and start playing good hockey again. Tonight was an indication they just might be a contender for the Cup."
"I'm really glad we went to the game tonight."
"Me, too."
"Dad?"
"Yeah, son?"
"I love you."
"Ditto."
END