A/N: I've been really into making fun of myself, and since Hao is my other half. . . I just had to drag him along!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Shaman King but my girlfriend does have Yoh's personality!
MY PRIDE!
Something hit me in the face. Hard. I fell down flat on my back. When I sat up, I saw a brick lying by my knees. I instantly knew who it was.
"Goddamn it, Anna!" I muttered as I got up. "You and your stupid magic bricks. . ."
"Who's stupid?" Anna said from behind me as I tripped over the same fucking brick. When I looked up Anna was smirking and Yoh (When did he get there?) was staring at me shocked.
"Hao?" asked Yoh. "Is your nose bleeding?" I quickly covered my nose with my hand.
"No." I dead-panned. "Now go get me a napkin."
"You sure?" he asked again.
"Yes I'm sure! Now go get me a napkin!" I yelled at him. Anna walked over to me and took a picture.
"Hm. Nice. The Great Hao Asacura has a bloody-nose." She paused. "Y'know, this'll sell for a lot on e-bay. Or maybe I should give it to Lyserg. . ." I leaped for the camera. And Anna dodged.
"Oh, of course you would!" I muttered as I got to my feet, still covering my nose.
"Hey, Hao," Yoh got my attention. "That was pathetic."
"Well," I started. "At least I'm not the girl in this family! At I can still put you in a dress!"
"Oh, NO!" Yoh froze.
"Oh YES!" I smirked and grabbed him. Or tried to at least.
"Have you forgotten?" Anna's voice boomed. "I'm still here!" She slammed me into the ground, using me as a cushion. Boy am I having a bad day, I thought.
Phew, that scared me! Yoh's thoughts filled his head. Bad dress memory there.
"Just let me put Yoh in a dress god *BEEP* you *BEEP*ing *BEEP*!" I yelled out in frustration. "You're heavy, fatty. Get off, I'm losing precious air!"
"WHAT did you call me?" Anna roared. Hooooooollllllllllllyyyyyyyy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! She's fucking scary! I stayed silent. She glared at me.
"Hao, are you sick?" asked Yoh who was helplessly watching our soon-to-be fight. "The only other time I heard you use those words was when you were sick!" Oh, I love you too, dear brother. I will get that demon off you immediately, I thought.
I swear I heard something snap from her direction. "So you thought it was ok to call me that? You're dead."
"Go ahead and put Yoh in a dress." She started to walk away. "But remember, I'm going to have my chain-saw, rifle and axe ready."
Great. Time to get ready to go to hell again, I thought. But before that. . .
I jumped on top of Yoh only to have him shriek.
"Dress-up time!"
"My pride is gone!" Yoh sobbed.
My pride has returned.
Sincerely your's,
Hao A. (Who loves Yoh!)