This is my first fic so please read and review!

Summary: What if all the girls of the Rookie Nine were on one squad together?

What if Sakura always hated Sasuke? This is all madness!

Chapter 1: the squads!

Today was the day the squads were supposed be assigned at the academy.

Sakura was busy getting ready at her house putting on her head-band and ran off to the classroom. All the girls were gathered around Sasuke saying things like "I love you Sasuke!" or "Sasuke, will you marry me?" Sakura sat next to one of her best friends, Hinata Hyuuga, who of course has a huge crush on Naruto Uzumaki. "I don't know why all these girls are wasting their time on the ugliest boy on Earth, Sasuke Uchiha." said Sakura in disgust. Hinata was too busy staring at Naruto to pay attention to Sakura's words. "Hinata, snap out of it!" and with that Sakura snapped. "Oh, s-sorry S-Sakura. I-isn't h-he just th-the c-cutest? Hinata asked. "You're obsessing over Naruto again, aren't you?" Sakura replied in disgust. Suddenly everyone gasped. (A/n: Yes this is the part!) Naruto and Sasuke did the embarrassing kiss/fall. All the fangirls started crying anime style, saying things like "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Sasuke is mine!" or "Sasuke was supposed to be my first kiss!" Then Ino came in and took a seat next to Sakura. "What happened? Why is Hinata red?" asked Ino. "Well let me check the list. One, Sasuke just lip-locked Naruto, Two: Hinata just lost her hero's first chapter. Three: Your little, lazy boyfriend just got here, and wants to ask you something." replied Sakura. Hinata and Ino laughed. Ino decided to go to talk to Shikamaru later because class had just started. Iruka-sensai apeared and said, "You all shall be divided into teams now. Missions are asssigned as a team effort kid of thing." After reading teams 1-6 he said, "Team 7: Uzumaki, Naruto; Nara, Shikamaru; and, Uchiha, Sasuke." "What a drag." Shikamaru yawned. Why do I have to be stuck with that Uchiha bastard!" screamed Naruto. "Simple, said Iruka, because Sasuke had the best scores out of all of you, and you, Naruto had the worst." Everyone laugh, except Hinata, who blushed even harder than before. Iruka continued, "Team 8: Akimichi, Chouji; Kiba; and, Shino. Team 9: Haruno, Sakura; Yamanaka, Ino; and Hyuuga, Hinata. You all will meet your jounin trainers after lunch." With that everyone left the classroom to eat. " So, forehead-girl are you going to be leader? Or should I?" asked Ino. " I'm no leader, Ino-pig. Are you going to be leader, Ma'am? Hey, Hinata aren't you gonna eat?" replied Sakura. "Hm? Oh, y-yes I-I'll have a dumpling, p-please." After they all ate they went back to the class room. "Here are the jounin trainers. Team 7's trainer: Hatake, Kakashi. Team 8: Asuma. Team 9: Kurenai.