DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR PERCY JACKSON

PS: It was actually for a school assignment that was inspired by a meme. Enjoy!

In a white-walled room in the middle of nowhere, there were two boys, both aged 17 years old and with a stack of books each.

"Harry Potter," said the first, sticking out his hand. He was fairly tall, kind of skinny, and had messy black hair, green eyes, and a lightning bolt-shaped scar over his right eye.

"Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon. Yes, the sea god," returned the other, shaking the proffered hand. Percy was slightly taller than Harry, and one could tell that he was well exercised (sword-fighting; battling Titans, monsters, and Giants; and fulfilling prophecies does wonders). He had black hair and sea-green eyes.

Suddenly, a sheet of paper fluttered down from the ceiling. Percy picked it up and read, "You are both here to share information about your lives. Signed- The Almighty Fates."

"Hmmm… my life. Oh, got it. My whole life was turned into a nightmare because of a darn prophecy, can you even believe that?" ranted Harry.

"Don't even go there. Unless you want me to tell you about my life…" droned Percy, holding up a hand.

*Flashback*

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned,

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

*End Flashback*

"That was the one I got when I was 12…"

*Flashback*

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

*End Flashback*

"Okay, that one wasn't mine, but I helped..."

*Flashback*

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The Titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

*End Flashback*

"I was one of the five mentioned in there…"

*Flashback*

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The Child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with a hero's final breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

*End Flashback*

"I delved in the darkness of the endless maze, so check..."

*Flashback*

A Half-Blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds

And see the world in endless sleep

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap

A single choice shall end his days

Olympus to preserve or raze

*End Flashback*

"Said Half-Blood turned out to be me..."

*Flashback*

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

*End Flashback*

"I'm one of the Seven. I suppose I should mention some other prophecies that a couple of friends of mine got…"

*Flashback*

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,

The forge and dove shall break the cage,

And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

*End Flashback*

"Jason Grace, son of Jupiter got that. It was for him; Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus; and Piper MacLean, daughter of Aphrodite…"

*Flashback*

Go to Alaska.

Find Thanatos and free him.

Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die."

*End Flashback*

"Mars, god of War, told his son Frank Zhang that, for his quest with me and Hazel Levesque. The only bit of an actual prophecy we got, though…"

*Flashback*

To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown.

Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown.

*End Flashback*

"Son of Neptune, Poseidon's Roman form, that's me. Oh, and my friend Annabeth got this prophecy, which was fulfilled just before the two of us fell into Tartarus, the most horrifying, darkest, and deepest area of the Underworld…"

*Flashback*

Wisdom's daughter walks alone,

The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Twins snuff out the angel's breath,

Who holds the key to endless death.

Giants' bane stands gold and pale,

Won through pain from a woven jail."

*End Flashback*

"Sooo, yeah. That's more or less it," finished Percy. "You were saying?"

Harry just stared. Like this:

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