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Middleton is known for many things: its Space Center; its Medical Center; its world-famous Pickle Works; and its High School, attended by world famous teen hero Kim Possible and her sidekick and boyfriend Ron Stoppable. The community is also known for its Middleton Days Fair.
The Fair is full of exciting events: a parade, fireworks, rides and games, occasional villain sightings – and a poetry contest, the Middleton Haikupalooza.
The rules are simple: poems must be three stanzas of five, seven, and five syllables.
Here are some of the entries in this year's competition:
Save the world? No big.
Club Banana sale? New crop
Tops: So the drama!
By Kim Possible
Naco. Booyah! Bon
Diggity meal. Make it two –
KP is paying …
By Ron Stoppable
Princess? I hate her.
And her stupid hair dryer.
Eat Plasma Pumpkin!
By Shego
My hirsute minions!
Ron Stoppable's here. Attack
My Monkey Ninjas!
By Lord Montgomery Fiske (aka Monkey Fist)
Hicka-bicka-boo!
J200 rocket fuel
In the car. Hoosha!
By Jim and Tim Possible
Aye, me grams's haggis
Is bonnie good. Eat some more
Sheep's stomach, laddie.
By Duff Killigan, The World's Most Dangerous Golfer (and Poet)
NNNNNG! Evil plan nixed!
Kim Possible: You think you're
All that. But you're not.
By Doctor Drakken
Kim. Such the loser.
Dates bottom of food chain. I
Should be cheer captain.
By Bonnie Rockwaller
People: Listen up!
Life's not fair. Cheese and crackers!
Pixies never whine.
By Steve Barkin
Know, live it: Bueno
Nacho SOP. Why'd I
Buy a girl's coat?
By Ned, Assistant Manager, Bueno Nacho, number 582
Leave my house? No way!
Why go? Slurpster and system
They're all in my room.
By Wade Load
This year's winning entry, by unanimous vote of the Haikupalooza's distinguished jury of judges is …
Be at peace. Love each
other. Life is short. Enjoy.
Happiness? More cheese.
By Rufus