Why Don't We All Just Be Pirates

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Pirates. If I did I'd have Harry and Ginny doing the Tango in the first book. BUT DID THAT HAPPEN? If you said No, you were correct and I am not JKR. I also own this stupid plot, but not the idea. I read a story my cousin emailed me (and she wrote it too) and I got this idiotic Idea to switch the Buffy gang with the Marauders.

Summary: Dear Sirius is feeling lazy and so he and the Marauders sneak into the Abandoned Defense Against the Dark Arts Classroom. Lily catches them and then that stupid Peter grabs and item whisking them back to find ALL of them with the PotC gang.

Author's Note: It's my first Fan Fiction, ever. So like Review and I'll give you a Virtual Sirius The Pirate Stuffed Doll.

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It was a lazy, rainy Saturday at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everyone felt the gloomy atmosphere affect them as everyone seemed too depressed to do anything. Even the dear Marauders weren't even interested in anything, even though they tried. They didn't even want to snog girls, which was probably one of their favorite pastimes. Besides James trying to get Lily Evans to fall in love with him.

Even Dumbledore seemed a bit off at Breakfast, not his usual, happy/joking self. The Slytherins were moving sluggishy and acting a bit more, nice than usual. The Ravenclaws could not find good insults to throw at the Hufflepuffs. The Hufflepuffs were yelling at the Slytherins, whom the Gryffindors had not hexed that day. It was a lazy, off day.

In the deer Gryffindor common room, the Marauders lay around limply, talking about past pranks they had pulled. Peter was running up and down from the Boys Dorms getting things for Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter.

"Padfoot, are you bored or what?" James asked his fellow friends as he sat in the Armchair, his feet dangling over the left arm. Sirius, who was sitting upside down in pure boredom looked over at James and spoke "Well, there is nothing we can do except explore that hidden Defense Against the Dark Arts room we found last week." Sirius looked over at Moony, "Moony" "Whatever floats your boats." Remus replied while just sitting there. His shaggy brown-hued hair reaching down to his eyebrows. Moony looked over to Sirius, who looked to James, who looked to the last Marauder. "Wormtail?" James asked as he arched his brow. "It's our last year, so lets make it count," he squeaked as he trembled slightly. Peter was a bit afraid, so this was going to be great. "Lets do it you guys." James said as he sat up, the Marauders were going to do something.

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"No wonder while they abandoned this room," Remus said as he examined the blood stains on the walls. A few knives lay out on the broken desk and then loads of chairs with only one or two legs were thrown out across the floor. "Wonder what happened here?" James said as he poked at a cage of a dead, presumed spider was left. Peter just stood in the doorway, shaking as Sirius prodded through the books. The door opened again and a voice screamed "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Two girls had popped in behind none other than Lily Evans.

"Evans!" James called, his arms sticking out, almost like her was about to embrace her, "Welcome to the party! You're just in time for Seven Minutes in Heaven!" He said as he grasped her hand and pulled her towards him. Peter scurried to a bookshelf and looked through the books as he grabbed on. "Pirates IN THE Caribbean; The Story of Famous Pirates." Peter read aloud. Sirius scurried over to where Peter was and looked at the book. James pulled Lily over, who tried not to be pulled over to where everyone was gathering. Remus pulled the book out of Peter's hand. "Let me take this," he said as he blew the dust off of the cover. A golden skull was revealed.

"Well flip it open," Lily said as she struggled to be free of James' grasp, which was impossibly hard to do. Remus flipped open the book to the first page. The yellow tinge and the dry texture felt good as he read the first line. "Wish to experience this world first hand? Then flip to page Forty-four and read aloud. All present will join you." Remus arched his brow and looked at everyone. "So?" The girls who the Marauders recognized as Coral and Jenni, two of Lily's best friends.

"Well read it Moony! It's some stupid thing just to scare us." Sirius said. "No Sirius! It will probably kill us!" "Just read it Moony!" James screamed as he grabbed the book out of Remus' hands. He flipped to page Forty-four and started to read. "Be ye not lilly-livered me hearty! Adventure in the highest degree awaits ye!" He screamed as Lily tried to yank the book out of his hands. "NO JAMES YOU ASSHOLE!" Lily screamed as Remus was pushed down by Peter. Jenni and Coral where only watching the fight. The room slowly started to spin and fade as the Marauders, Lily, Coral, and Jenni spun into the Darkness.

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As the view finally came in place. The Hogwarts students found themselves right next to the Ocean. No longer in the Hogwarts uniform as they saw. In this Eighteenth Century attire proper for each person. "Excuse me?" Lily asked to the nearest person that wasn't some one they knew. "What town is this I may ask?" The lady chuckled and spoke in an amused tone "Port Royal?" "The century?" The woman looked at Lily as if she was crazy. "It 'tis the 18th Century m'dear." Lily turned back to Marauders and her friends who were suddenly right behind her. "Bloody hell," Lily said as she tripped on the dress. James' caught her and said, 'I knew you would fall for me." A loud "SMACK" was heard as Lily's hand collided with James' face.

Meanwhile Sirius was looking at the ships, he had an idea pop into his head. "I WANNA BE A PIRATE." Everyone stared at him. Coral and Jenni giggled at the fact, if Sirius were to become a pirate he'd be a sexy one. "What? I do!" Sirius said as everyone started laughing.

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AN: If you review I'll get done with the next chapter faster. Any special things you wanna see? Put them in your comment and I may just add them if I think it would add a great twist to the story.

Oh yeah, don't kill me please. I'm here to work on my writing skills while taming my muse. So if you wanna help me with my writing pretty please put that in your comment. ;D

-A.J.D.-