OWN NOTHIN! Please note I clearly stated, I own nothing and if you even so much as consider sueing me for this fic, I shall set my minions on you. Yes I have minions. Their names are...Lemo...Cheesy...and Brooke...Don't make me set Brooke on you! She's really scary! I kid you not.

((Sorry Lemo and Cheesy if you're reading this...I had to improvise))

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY On with the show!

Operation Vernon Dursley

Chapter one: 'Semi-Harmless Curses That Go Undetected'

"POTTER! Get your ungrateful behind down here!" Aunt Petunia called, err...screamed.

Harry groaned and rolled over, he was a wizard and he still couldn't curse them all away and according to Dumbledore he had to be stuck with them every summer. He hated that old man at times. Okay, most of the time. Harry pulled himself up and dragged his feet along the floor, he was just about to reach for the door, when he had an idea. He ran over to his trunk and flipped the lid open, he then began rumaging through. Finally he found what he was looking for, his copy of 'Semi-Harmless Curses That Go Undetected - Undetected By The MoM'. It's title had intrigued Harry, he had found it in a dodgy looking book shop in Knockturn Alley, (Him and Ron had snuck in when Hermione and Mrs. Weasley weren't looking).

"BOY!" It was Uncle Vernon's turn to shout.

Harry began flipping through his book. Maybe there was something that - Harry stopped as one heading caught his eye. 'Ever wished something could be different? Well it could be! Just practise the Time Changing Charm!' Harry frowned he remembered Hermione saying in third year that time travelling was extremely dangerous...To the point when you could potentially change your whole future. That wasn't what Harry would call 'Semi Harmless', but just as he was about to turn the page he read the next line,

Any drastic change will be undone. Once your desired change has become/became/been successful you will be sent back/forward to the time you came from.

Harry's jaw dropped, it sounded too good to be true. And even if he did cast the charm, what would he change. That's when it hit him, Aunt Petunia hated witches and wizards, and Uncle Vernon probably didn't help her feelings towards them. So what if he went back and time and prevented them from meeting? It would certainly make his life easier. Infact, it would prevent a certain obese devil child from entering the world. Harry smiled to himself, life would be good. By the time Harry had read the whole page on the Time Changing Curse he was satisfied that if something was to go wrong he'd be covered. But what if went really wrong? What if he ended up with a worse Uncle?

"BOY! I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN, YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW!"

"Worse than that? I think not..." Harry muttered, he raised his wand and began the charm...

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