The Sixth Primal Protector
Note: The following wasn't produced after the consumption of alcohol, though I wish it was. Alcohol isn't necessary to read this but it is recommended. Without further ado, let's begin.
Produced by Manly Pose Productions
In association with Spontaneous Muscles Music
And the Speedwagon Foundation
Stormasius Presents…
A power ranger stood in a dark room, his suit a deep black, jagged white cuffed his gloves and boots while his chest had highly detailed images of animals imprinted on it. On his right, a Crocodile coloured in bronze. On his left, a wild coloured in silver. The centre animal was a black rhino. His helmet, while primarily black sported a bronze mouthpiece, with silver side plating and a black rhino horn sat atop the helmet. The figure stood motionless as he called out his title.
"Primal, ZA WARUDO!" His voice boomed as a fast ticking sound seemed to slow down and stop completely, then the ranger began walking again, his steps echoing now as time seemed to pause.
He then removed his helmet in the obviously fake fashion that has been prevalent in Power Rangers for a while now… And when he removed his helmet, the song Holy Diver began to play as the man revealed in the suit stolen from the set of Dobutsu Sentai Zyuohger was none other than…
A man with glorious golden hair flowing behind him, with red eyes and… Um… fangs too. He closed his fist, leaving his thumb out and pumped his now uber muscular arm, pointing at himself with his thumb.
"You thought it was a real character, but it was me, Dio!" He cackled as time returned to normal.
After realising he wasted everybody's time, Stormasius committed ritual sudoku and was never seen again...
Note: Okay, I got my laugh, for anybody not in the know, this is a joke I pulled from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Since Misao is called The World and that's the name of the character Dio's Stand (looks this stuff up if you don't understand but want to) I couldn't pass up the opportunity to troll with this, especially since today is April 1st. Don't worry, I've got something else planned for the actual sixth ranger for Primal Protectors and they won't even go by The World, so no more silly Jojokes unless requested of course. That's all from me and I hope to get back into writing for real soon enough.
Disclaimer: Stormasius is not responsible for any drunkenness caused by listening to his advice, nor anything you may have done whilst drunk because you listened to his advice. Don't listen to Stormasius, he gives bad advice.