"Hey keri,I found this amazing ebook online,come read it with me",Dan say's walking over to Keri.
"Sure",Keri say's reading it.
Chapter one (I got this off the internet)
6 ways to annoy your neighbor
1)Do not hurt your neighbor or your neighbor's house in any way!That will get you into even more trouble than you might already be in.
2)Begin small. Maybe you know certain music they hate? Play that real loud in front of their house. Do you know their phone number? Maybe you should give 'em a little call. Not necessarily a prank call, but an annoying one in which you talk and talk for ages about something bothering you between your land and your neighbor's.
3)Be assertive. When a neighbor is being really difficult and unfriendly, be assertive, not aggressive. Stand on your own principles and be firm but polite.
4)Do things 6-7 months past due. Go trick-or-treating in April, sing Christmascarols in July, and pack up your bags in the middle of December and say you're going on summer vacation.
5)Leave your garden clippings in a huge pile in full view of their house. Don't move it for ages; this upsets neat freaks a lot.
6)Talk to yourself in your yard. Laugh and cry and chatter whenever they're inthe back yard.