A/N: This is a request from One Man Geek Squad. A little fight between Naruto and Sasuke. Not really Yaoi…. But if you wanna take it that way, go ahead, that's fine ^^. And Ill have you know, I did a lot of research! If you care, ask what kind, I think you'll be amused…
Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
B E G I N
"Nooo way Sasuke-teme!"
"Actually, dobe, I am right, and you are wrong."
A crowd had gathered around the two; one with black, duck-ish shaped hair, and one with spiky blond locks.
"Nuh-uh! Ramen with extra pork! You're crazy!"
"Tomato paste ramen! Why am I even having this ridiculous conversation?"
Naruto snickered and teased, "Well, tomato–teme, pork can eat tomatoes."
Sasuke rolled his dark grey eyes and said, "Not if it's dead dobe."
Naruto looked at him, startled. Suddenly, as if he had gotten a joke, he laughed. "Are you threatening me, tomo-teme?"
Sasuke's usual lazy smirk appeared on his blemish-free face and he said darkly, "Wow, you do know simple things! Now, if you would like to live, dobe, I would run."
The two stared at each other for a moment, before Naruto screamed girlishly and began to run away.
"Running away from a challenge?" Sasuke teased as he sped up.
"Challenge? I prefer to live, thank you!" The loud-mouthed boy yelled behind him.
"Scaredy-cat!"
Meanwhile, the rest of Rookie-nine idly walked together around the village; the girls talking about Sasuke, or what their plans were for later, the boys talking about food or the new weapon shipment.
However, it surprised them all when they were nearly knocked over as two UFO like things whizzed past them.
Sakura was on her feet in an instant, knowing her two teammates anywhere. As Sakura ran after them, Ino huffed and brushed off her skirt, quickly following after.
"Naruto! What did you do now?" Sakura bellowed, automatically defending her 'Sasu-chan'.
"He started it!" Naruto yelled. It was a mistake. While his attention was momentarily focused on Sakura, Sasuke's clone (that had magically appeared, might I add) lunged at him behind his vision, knocking him down.
The real Sasuke smirked, making the clone disappear.
"Dobe. Should I prove to you that tomato is better?" Naruto frowned, his whiskered cheeks bloating in frustration.
"No, but I'll prove you that pork is better, Believe IT!" Yelling the 'it', the blonde idiot lunged at Sasuke's feet, catching him by surprise.
"Naruto! Don't hurt Sasuke," Sakura cried at him, but did nothing to try and stop him.
Much to his dismay, Naruto was soon overpowered by Sasuke, who flashed his sharingan at him dangerously.
"Give up?"
"Oh hell no," Naruto said, but still turned his head to the side, huffing in defeat.
Smirking, Sasuke pulled Naruto to his feet.
While the four (now that Ino had finally caught up to them) walked into the cliché sunset, Sasuke said, "You know, when I was helping you out, any smart ninja would have used that opportunity to pull down their opponent."
A sigh of anger was heard in response, but all the blonde said in reply was, "But that would be taking a cheap shot."
"Riiiiight."
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A/N: Yes, considering how long you've been waiting for this, it's very short… I'm sorry. One Man Geek Squad, I will do two more one-shot things for you if you wish… Cause I feel like a douche… And have no excuse besides the fact that I'm lazy…