So this is my newest fanfic. I hope you guys like. Uhhh...I usually don't like to switch the point of view in a story..But oh well. I had to..It will be mostly in Emmett's point of view usually. I've never written in his POV before, so cut me some slack ifit doesn't really seem like him. Well..Enjoyy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I asked Stephenie. But she won't hand it over:(

Chapter One: It Wasn't Me

Emmett's Point of view

I was on the internet today, and a message popped up on my screen. It was called, "50 Most Annoying Things to do in an Elevator."

"Interesting," I whispered to myself. Anything to annoy random people should be fun.

I began to look down the list, cracking up the whole way through. I printed the papers and began to get up to go run downstairs and show everyone. There was a knock on the door before I even got up though.

"Hey Jasper," I greeted him. "Check this out man." I'm sure Edward would be up here considering the mind reading and all.

"You would be correct." He said walking through the door.

"Of course I am." I snorted.

"Back to what you were showing me...."

"Oh. Yeah. This is a list of different things to do in an elevator. I wanna try it out. It is summer and all. So..What do you say?" I asked them.

"Sounds interesting. Why not? Let's do it." Edward said. Jasper nodded his head in a agreement. We went downstairs then to talk to the girls about it. They were all for it. Especially Alice.

Now we were on our way to the parking garage for the Seattle- Tacoma Airport. When we arrived there I was looking at all the different cars: Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and a nice big Jeep Wrangler. That one was my favorite. It looked bigger than mine too. Now I want a bigger one. I heard Edward chuckle beside me.

"So – what's the plan Stan?" Alice asked.

"Seriously. What is it?" Bella added.

"Calm down." I was now whispering the plan so no other pedestrians would hear.

"We are really only going to need one person. I think that the best person would be Alice – just because you look the most innocent. The rest of us will ride elevator and we will see you at the very top floor." I then explained the plan to Alice. She was excited. I new I had picked the right person.

We were at the elevators now. Alice went into the left one as the rest of us stepped into the right one.

Alice's Point of View

I stepped into the elevator. No one else was in there, so I guess I would just have to wait. I pressed the button to go to the very top floor- 50. as it was going up, it stopped at floor seven and two men got on. I greeted them casually. One was going to be getting off at floor nine. The other was going the same place as me. Delightful. We were at floor nine now. The man got off. Now there was only one person in here. Perfect. I lightly tapped the man on the shoulder. He turned around.

"Can I help you with something?" He asked me arrogantly.

"Pardon?"

"You just tapped me on the shoulder." He stated.

"I'm sorry. I do not know what you are talking about Sir." Flashing him my teeth with a big old grin he turned around slowly grumbling some nonsense about crazy people. I chuckled in my head.

Then I did it again.

"Excuse me. If you have something to say. Say it now." He ordered.

"I do not know what you keep going on about!"

"I think you do. You are the only other person in here. So cut it out you child!" He snapped. Then we arrived at our floor. They were waiting for me.

"Excuse me Sir." Emmett addressed the man properly.

"Yes?" He answered. Of course Emmett was the one to say something. He was the bigger and more muscular one of the bunch. I knew where he was going with this.

"Do you have a problem with me girlfriend? I could change that if you'd like me to." He said cracking his knuckles.

Uh, no." The man said in a rush.

"Good. Have a nice day then Sir."

"Y-you too." And then he just scurried off like a little baby.

"Nice you guys." I told them.

"You too." Jasper told me giving me a quick but some-what passionate kiss.

"That was fun!" Emmett exclaimed.

"I wonder what will be in store for tomorrow?" Edward questioned.

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