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Chapter 1: Battle Plan

Soft candle light filtered through out the room bouncing off the highly polished marble floors. The room's occupant was listening to the gentle strains of classical music with his eyes closed he was working but he was also trying to will away a headache that had been threatening to form all day. It was very important that he was able to concentrate otherwise what he was trying to do would never work.

Gorgon was starting to get upset the thrill he had felt before had turned into restlessness he had expected the Charmed children to attack by now. They were half mortal after all he would have thought they would have rushed head long into going after Ben and he had done his best to help that along the way there wasn't much else he could think to do. For now though the answer was still to wait and see without taking action himself.

Wyatt Halliwell ran his fingers through his short blonde locks while he looked his youngest male cousin square in the eye they were both right in each other's faces they both stood at 6'2 so no one had the height advantage in they're little stare off. Wyatt clenched his fists at his sides he was seriously unhappy with the youngest Halliwell male.

Jake Halliwell had a lot more muscle than his oldest cousin however and he was not about to back down from him Wyatt was just going to have to understand that he had did what he did to survive. He also clenched his fists the difference was he raised his to use them.

"Hey you two knock it off right now," Henry Halliwell barked out stepping in between his two feuding cousins they both may have had an inch on him but he had them out gunned hands down he made men taller than him look small because he had so much muscle. "Wyatt Matthew you go stand in the kitchen now. Cooper Jacob you sit on the couch next to your sister and don't move." he ordered and then cut them off when they went to open their mouths "I mean it neither one of you give me any lip or so help me God I will get my cuffs out and put them on you." both of the young men did as they were told Henry had a temper second only to Piper Halliwell when he got pissed off.

When they were a safe distance away from each other Henry spoke again "Now Cooper please explain to us why you thought it was ok to do something so damn stupid." there was steel in his voice and his eyes grew cold his younger cousins actually shivered they weren't used to his displaying his temper towards them.

"Like I told you I shimmered into my room that night after we read that prophecy it was dark I knocked a trophy off my dresser bent over to pick it up the next thing I remember after that is waking up in the underworld with a massive headache." Jake began to explain doing his best but not quite succeeding in keeping his voice from wavering.

"Yeah but that is still no excuse for you making a deal with the source of all evil." Wyatt shouted across the room from where he sat on the kitchen counter something that caused his younger brother Chris to give him a dirty look.

"Wyatt I'm not going to tell you again Cooper has the floor don't interrupt or I will put an anti-talking spell on you." Henry threatened and they all knew he never did that lightly.

"And well I thought he was going to kill me so I told him I'd think about ruling the underworld with him." Jake finished quickly.

Chuck was a little livid with his friend right now he wasn't exactly happy that he had included him in his little deal with the source. "Coop you didn't have to include me in that." he said in his pissed off tone.

Prue shot her boyfriend an icy look and he knew he was in trouble she didn't let anyone talk to her little brother like that and get away with it. " I agree what Jake did was monumentally stupid," that caused Jake to look down sheepishly " but Chuck I won't have you and Wyatt talk to him like that he did what he had to do."

"Look I'm pissed at him too but we need to move on we have other things to discuss we've wasted a whole day already we need to strike tonight." Lilly Nicolae Jake's fiancé urged.

A still silence washed across the room and all the occupants looked more than a little ashamed. Lilly was right they had a more important reason for the gathering they were holding in the living room of the Halliwell cousins' apartment. They were going over everything they knew and deciding on the best plan of attack for how to vanquish the demon who had killed her twin brother Roman. They had already had one interruption when Liz was orbed out of the room but that had turned out to be something less severe than they originally had thought.

Chris sighed and stood up from the black leather arm chair he was sitting in "Lilly is right guys we need to focus. So lets take it from the top with what we know and no arguing this time or I will let Henry blow you guys up." they all nodded their agreement and started over.

Opening Credits:

Starring:

Wyatt Halliwell- Wes Ramsey

Chris Halliwell- Drew Fuller

Henry Matthews Jr- Channing Tatum

Cooper Halliwell Jr- Paul Walker

Charles Bradford- Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Lila Nicolae- Jordana Brewster

Elizabeth Shane- Bethany Joy Galeotti

And

Prue Halliwell- Jennifer Love Hewitt

With:

Melinda Halliwell- Amanda Bynes

Valerie Halliwell- Eliza Dushku

Penny Halliwell- Danneel Harris

Carly Matthews- Sophia Bush

Patty Matthews- Rachel Bilson

Ricky Bradford- Taylor Lautner

And

Emily Bradford- Hilary Burton

"Look Ricky until we get this whole thing sorted out whether you like it or not we are going to have to teach you to behave like a girl otherwise this demon is never going to go for you." Melinda Halliwell told her friend. They were in her bedroom which was nothing too feminine like she could tell anybody how to be feminine that was more of Val or Carly's area of expertise. She had trophies and gym shorts littering her room and she was preaching to Ricky about having to act more like a girl.

"No way it's not like I'm going to school like this I'm not doing anymore than I have to this is ridiculous." Ricky fumed the only problem with that being with the female voice he had in place of his own he didn't sound as firm as he wanted to.

"Ricky you know the sooner you do this the sooner you change back into a boy and the sooner you and I get to have our talk." Patty Matthews the younger of the Halliwell twithches explained to him.

"Fine but I swear if you guys get carried away I'm never going to forgive you. At least it's just us three up here right now I'm not very happy with Carly, Val, Penny, and Em." Ricky relented he was still not happy that they had laughed at him.

"Right um then you're about to be unhappy," Mel warned him " Val, Carly get your asses in here now and Carly have your boyfriend call D.J. and tell him what dad found out." she yelled out her door.

Val and Carly both came rushing into the room seconds later and they jumped right in the middle of Mel's bed. Patty rolled her eyes at her sister and cousin "Jason says that he is going to call that crab ass D.J. right now general and he is then going to do what he can to help out the aunts if that is ok with you." Carly said and she saluted Mel sarcastically.

"Right well we have to make Ricky look more like a girl so first things first we need to find him a more feminine name." Mel said ignoring her cousin's smart ass remarks.

"I'm sorry but Derek Brian Bradford Jr doesn't exactly lend itself well to being made more girly." Val commented dryly ignoring the dirty look she got from Patty, Mel, and Ricky.

"Ignore her Ricky I know I do all the time at least they don't call you Valentine like Jake does her." Patty said squeezing his hand and rolling her eyes at Val.

"Oh and by the way Val his name works fine we'll just change Brian to Brianna I swear were Charlie and I the only ones out of the younger five to be born with brains" Mel ranted but she took a deep breath to calm her temper. "And besides you know we have to get him dressed."

Carly and Val's eyes lit up at the mention of clothes "You know what that means Carly ?" Val asked the smile on her face getting wider with each passing second.

"We get to do make overs." Carly yelled out clapping her hands with excitement. Patty and Mel could only shake their heads sometimes they doubted they were related to those two. Ricky groaned this was worse than being banished to the underworld hell he much rather they summon Grams than go through this.

Wyatt banged his fist on the kitchen table loudly this little meeting of theirs was going on forever and they really didn't know much more than they had before he was still banished to the kitchen to keep him from killing Jake. "This is so damn frustrating we're getting no where we know this already." he raged he was obviously in a mood.

Henry gave him a dirty look but he decided he would go on and talk " Wy was not exactly truthful when he said we know what the demon looks like we don't we know what his tattoo looks like. That's what Coop saw but that was the demon that stabbed him the guy with the hood is the one who killed Ro." he let out a breath and then took a piece of paper out of his pocket it had some sort of tribal marking on it. "According to B that belongs to a clan of assassins for hire called the cobra clan. She said they're a subgroup of Phoenix that were kicked out for playing both sides or something like that."

"When did you see B, Hen you swore you weren't drinking this week." Wyatt accused he still wasn't Henry's favorite person in the world for the crack he made yesterday and he was only making it worse.

"Don't call me Hen, Wy I don't like it, and I wasn't drinking this week. I don't only talk to her when I'm drinking my pain away Wy. We had lunch three days this week she wanted to help out with this." Henry retorted he knew Wyatt was worried about him and he loved him for it but he was crossing the line.

Liz felt it was her duty to step in no one would be able to force those two apart they would have to call Piper and she would be pissed she had grounded some of them from using magic but she hadn't enforced that. "Hank did Bianca know anything else ?"

"No she said she'd give me a call if she found out anything else I guess some of us could go to magic school and some of us to the manor to see about what kind of potion we need to vanquish him I'm telling you this demon is the key to finding out what really happened. And if not we go after the source there is no doubt in my mind he has to be behind this." Henry answered but he was always sure the source was behind something even if there wasn't a source it was his fault.

Chris didn't have to be an empath to know how angry his cousin was they were like brothers so he could read him like a book. "Hank dude you need to be less angry right now it could get you seriously hurt like the last time you got like this." he warned and he could see him relax some "Much better." he said giving him a smile.

"So if the manor is crawling with parents who should go ?" Prue asked knowing that she would sing like a bird if she were asked a direct question.

"Everyone except Wyatt and Liz who will be at magic school trying very hard to find out about the Cobra Clan both from the books and from B." Chuck answered it was the most sensible plan that they had managed to come up with so far and like Henry had said if they played this right they would be that much closer to getting their revenge on the bastard that had done this.

"Fine we'll be quick and then we'll meet you guys at the manor and I'm warning all of you that better be nice to Ricky otherwise I will kick your asses." Liz warned them and then she walked over to Wyatt she was upset with him too that was why she hadn't been sitting right next to him.

"Alright Liz lets just do what the half demon tells us to because we all know how smart they are." Wyatt joked putting his arm around Liz so he could orb them out but he wasn't quick enough Chuck nailed him right in the head with a pillow.

Piper was sitting at the kitchen table with a mug of tea trying very hard to find something in the book about reversing the spell on Ricky and so far she was having no such luck. Phoebe sat with a pencil in her hand tapping the blank tablet in front of he she was trying very hard to come up with a spell. Paige as usual was working on a potion and she was letting Jason help her since he had wanted to not that it was the safest thing in the world for him to be doing her potions were a danger to all of mankind. Prue had called Andy to take her somewhere to do some more research not that it had helped the first time around.

"Jackson if you know what's good for you, you will step away from my mom while she is brewing potions." Henry cracked as he and the rest of the gang came trooping in the kitchen.

"Seriously Jackson one day the department of health is going to show up and hall Aunt Paige away either for her cooking or her potion making one is more dangerous then other at least you usually don't have to eat her potions." Chuck chimed in and Paige chucked a few dried up spices at the half demon.

With the exception of Chris and Prue the other two stopped only long enough to say hi and then they headed to the attic to see what they could find in some of the books up there.

"Not that I'm not happy to see you but what are you guys doing here ?" Piper asked with an arched eyebrow she didn't trust all them alone together like that they had to be up to something.

"We came to look at the book we have a demon we need to find before he can do anymore damage." Prue said quickly taking a seat next to her Aunt Piper at the table.

"Subtle Prue real subtle." Chris groaned shaking his head at his cousin she had about as much tact as wallpaper.

"What demon ?" Phoebe asked looking up from her blank sheet of paper.

"A rogue Phoenix that was why B called me to go to lunch with her today she needs our help." Henry answered he sure got tired of being the only Halliwell who could come up with a credible lie on a moments notice.

"That should be easier for you guys to find than what we are currently working on. Ricky is a girl and we still have no clue how to find this demon other than through the house. Not to mention Ricky is having total freak out you would think it's the first time he got turned into something." Piper ranted this was so not her day she was going to kill the elders when she saw them next.

Henry cocked his head to the side and arched an eyebrow "Uh I don't know about the conjurer but me personally I get turned into a girl and I'm gonna have a level five melt down." He was sitting at the counter and he picked up a handful of dried up herbs and tossed them in his mother's potion.

"So is that what happened earlier when you went off on Jake and Wyatt ?" Prue asked only to get a glare back in return from him.

"No Ladybug that was only a level two melt down I've seen him go off worse than that," Chris said grinning he was leaning on the counter beside Jason who nodded in agreement he had seen Hank lose his temper too. " look on the bright side he stopped Wy and Coop from killing each other."

"Do I want to know why those two were fighting ?" Phoebe asked as she rubbed her temples there was no telling what Jake had done.

Chuck shook his head at his girlfriend she just couldn't keep her mouth shut sometimes "Oh you know Coop and Wy Aunt Phoebe they just let their tempers get the better of them and then Hank stepped between them. It was really no big deal no furniture got broke and that is quite a feat in that apartment." Chuck despite what he had told Jason was sitting at the counter next to Henry and they both kept throwing things into Paige's potion.

Paige went to swat both their hands with the wooden spoon she was using but she only got Chuck, Henry was too fast for her "If you both don't stop messing with my potion there is going to be a big deal like when you blow something up." she was still swatting at Henry but he was bobbing and weaving so she finally had to walk around the counter and pop him in the back of the head.

"Ow mom that really hurt I'm still injured I don't need anything else to get hurt least of all my head. I expect something like that out of Aunt Piper but not you." Henry protested rubbing the back of his head.

"I'm going to remember that the next time you have choice between staying here or going to your mom's house." Piper shot at him playfully.

"Where are Wy and Liz ? Dare I think that they might have actually declared their feelings for each other." Phoebe said mock seriously she was getting just as tired of those two as everyone else was.

"Oh please Aunt Phoebe," Chris said hoisting himself onto the counter top rolling his eyes " they are so blind it isn't funny. Ask Prue or Hank how bad it was when we got to the apartment they were feeding each other ice cream I wanted to puke." he made a face that showed his displeasure with that whole situation.

Val came rushing into the room and she wrapped her arms around Henry's neck from behind "Hey handsome when are you going to take me for a ride on the back of your motorcycle like you did Penny ?" she asked earning herself a death glare from him but she only hugged him tighter. "Henry you're a guy which color do you like better ?" she went on undaunted putting her hands in front of his face so he could inspect the different color nail polish she had on.

Henry rolled his eyes she was so going to get him in trouble but he studied her fingers anyway. He had to choose between a really slutty red and a very pale pink. "I like the left hand better ask your sister I have no clue what I'm talking about." he answered her he of course had chosen the pink.

Val released her grip on him and bounced over to Prue and flashed her hands at her "I'll go with Hank on this one and then I'm going to have to ask why this is so important." Prue said but she gave her oldest sister a questioning glare.

"You'll see in about five minutes thank you both very much for your help Jake refused to help me. Which reminds me mom Jake was being really mean to me he told me to go away." Val said trying purposely to sound like a five year old she didn't give anybody a chance to respond to that because she hearted back up the steps.

"Seriously does she have a date or something ? Because that is the only time I see her that excited unless of course she is getting mess with someone's love life." Henry mused out loud.

"No I have better question for you, you let my fifteen year old ride on the back of your motorcycle?" Phoebe asked an incredulous look on her face.

Henry shook his head and took a deep breath "Yeah Aunt Pheebs I did she was perfectly safe I had to do something with her she was seriously sick," he defended himself "honestly I always thought cruel and unusual punishment was more Aunt Piper's thing."

Paige looked at him and minute like he had three eyes and then she asked "What were you even doing at their school ?"

"Oh shit I really have to learn to watch what I say sometimes and I swear I'm going to kill Val." He thought to himself before he answered. "I was bored after lunch so I went to see Chuck and I may have worked out a little bit." he finished the last part of the sentence fairly quickly he knew he still was supposed to be taking it easy.

Piper and Paige both opened their mouths to lay into him but they were interrupted by a swirl of white and blue orbs it turned out to be Carly. "Uh Jason, Mel wants to know what D.J. had to say if at all possible about the guy who these women are last seen with so could you call him again ? She asked draping her arms around his neck.

"Henry Victor you know that you are still supposed to be taking it easy you could have hurt yourself worse I swear sometimes I don't think you stop to think." Paige raged at him. Henry just let it go in one ear and out the other he cast a glance or two over in the direction of his sister and Jason.

Prue looked innocently at Piper and asked sweetly "Aunt Piper may I please borrow the book for like two seconds so I can find our demon and then get out of your hair?"

Piper didn't respond she just shoved the book in her oldest niece's direction and gave her a fake smile. "Have at it brat."

Liz was trying to concentrate on the book that sat in front of her but it was getting harder and harder with each passing second. It was not like she could stay focused with Wyatt sitting right there across from her, she couldn't help but notice how much bluer his eyes got when he was thinking. "Eyes I wouldn't mind getting lost in . Liz settle down what the hell are you thinking this is Wyatt your best friend besides Chuck." She thought to herself she didn't know where the hell that had come from she found it happening more and more these days and she didn't know what to make of it. She loved Wyatt just not in that but for some reason being in his arms that afternoon had felt so right.

Wyatt was sitting across the table having similar problems of his own no matter how hard he tried to keep at the task on hand he couldn't help but be drawn to the blonde haired brown eyed young woman sitting across from him. He couldn't help but notice she had the softest warmest brown eyes he had ever seen in his entire life. Liz was by far the sweetest person he had ever met in his entire life but she could still kick ass if she had to. "God Wy get a grip on yourself Liz is like another sister to you. Stupid ass you can't risk your friendship over some feelings you think you have." He admonished himself.

They were both too wrapped up in trying not to stare at each other that they didn't notice Bianca at first when she strolled over to them. "I wonder when those two will just get over it and get together." She thought briefly before she cleared her throat to let them know she was there. Both blondes looked up at her surprised she had startled the hell out of them. "So how can I help you two this fine day ?" she asked sarcastically Wyatt and Liz were two of her very good friends but like everyone else they drove her to the brink of insanity.

"Well it is amazing to see you too B I heard you were leading my boyfriend Henry on again." Liz joked and that comment caused Wyatt's eyes to go cold for just a second but neither girl noticed.

Bianca laughed at her friend "Uh no you have that the other way around he is the one breaking my heart because I heard from a very good source that he was letting you feed him."

Wyatt rolled his eyes at that comment "B we need to know everything you know about the Cobra Clan and we need to know it yesterday." he said the nicest way he knew how tempering his abruptness with a smile she got how important it was for them to get things under control.

Bianca pulled a chair and sat down this would take awhile to explain "Ok obviously Wy you need to start opening your ears when people talk." she addressed the blonde like she would one of her younger students.

Wyatt started to open his mouth but Liz stopped him "She does have a very good point Wy when Henry was explaining you were too busy fuming at Jake," he shot Liz a look that said so what "I'm not saying that he didn't deserve it because he did but you didn't listen to two words Hank said." She added quickly she didn't want to be at odds with her very best friend in the whole world right now.

Wyatt let out a long loud sigh "I can't fight both of you," he said finally "ok B going on the fact that I don't listen well can you please tell me everything you know about the Cobra Clan." he agreed sweetly sometimes it was just better to let the physic and the phoenix their way.

"So did Henry tell you that they're separate from the rest of the Phoenix ?" Bianca asked her two friends who nodded. "They call themselves that because they consider themselves superior to the rest of the Phoenix. Every member of the clan has been kicked out of the regular Phoenix clan mostly for working both sides at the same time. That being said however there are some that did other things so if the demon you're tracking is powerful enough it is entirely possible that he bought a cobra's loyalty." she explained both Wyatt and Liz had a satisfied look on their faces.

"B do you know where to find them or how ?" Liz asked this was the closest thing to a lead they had, had all week.

Bianca looked thoughtful for a moment "I'll do you guys then telling you what I know I'll come with you just let me go tell Leo what I'm doing so he can get someone to cover my classes for me." she said getting up from the table roman had been her friend too and she wanted to do something more to help.

"Thanks B we'll come with you these books don't say jack shit that you haven't told us." Wyatt said giving Liz his hand and helping her to her feet. They followed Bianca out of the library hand in hand. "Oh yeah someone has seriously got to get Prue on their asses." Bianca thought looking back and shaking her head at them.

Prue, Andy and Leo were all in his office at Magic School looking in the books for anything that could tell them why that spell had turned Ricky into a girl and quite frankly they were getting nowhere they had been at it for hours and there was still no answer in sight. They had even checked with the other elders and not one of them had a clue as to why that had happened.

"We can always surrender and go back to the manor to face Piper." Leo mused on the verge of giving up if there was anyone who could something in the books at that school it was him and considering that they hadn't found a damn thing they should take that as a sign that there was nothing to be found.

Andy cringed at the suggestion that was almost as bad as having to go face Grams when he failed at something she had asked him to do. The only difference was Piper did have a heart you just had to figure out how to get to it. "I'm thinking I rather go find some darklighter and have him shoot me so I can slowly die from the poison." he commented dryly.

Prue rolled her eyes at both men she was actually the only one still attempting to look up anything she was sitting behind Leo's desk with her feet on it. "Don't be big babies you two Piper is not that bad you just have to know how to handle her." she absentmindedly flipped a page in the book she was looking at using her telekinesis.

Leo snorted "Then a) you obviously have been dead for the past twenty-six years and b) you're not married to her. Prue you know Piper isn't that shy little thing she used to be and I hate to say it but she got Grams temper. After you died she came out of her shell and she has been like this every since." He had just finished his little tirade when there was a knock on his office door.

"Mr. Wyatt it's your son." his secretary announced sticking her head through his door. Leo just gave her a send him in gesture. He wondered which one of his boys it was but that question was answered when he saw Liz walk through the door. Wyatt and Bianca followed her in the door.

Leo groaned those three together was far worse than when Chris, Henry, and Prue ran off together. The only thing that could make that any worse would be if Chuck was with them. "I'm almost afraid to ask but I will. What's up guys ?" he asked flinching as he waited for the answer.

"I need somebody to cover the rest of my classes for the day because I have to help them out with something." Bianca answered giving th elder a smile.

"Alright B I won't even ask what it is you're all up to just go. I know I'll end up regretting this when Piper finds out what you guys are up to but what the hell?" he said giving the three young adults a smile.

"Thanks dad we have to run otherwise mom will have fit she banned Liz and I from demon hunting but I think she forgot. That being said however I'm not willing to test that theory." Wyatt said shivering at the thought of what his mother would do to him if she knew what they were really up to.

Prue got up from behind the desk and walked over to her boyfriend "Andy you stay here with Leo and help him see what you guys can find out babe. I'll go face Piper for you two cowards." she said with a laugh walking away from him.

Andy caught her wrist and pulled her back to him and he tenderly placed a kiss on her lips "I love you baby please be careful." he implored her she might have been dead but that didn't cause Andy to worry any less. He knew what she was like and that nothing would stand in the way of her protecting her sisters even if it meant putting herself in harm's way.

"I love you too Andy." Prue said before he swatted her on the butt and propelled her towards Wyatt.

Wyatt covered his eyes and made a gagging noise "Honestly Aunt Prue I could have gone the rest of me life without seeing that I might be going blind now I'm pretty sure that I've just been blinded for life. Let me school you on the rules no making out in front of me it's sickening." he ranted and rambled trying desperately to get that image out of his head.

Liz rolled her eyes at her friend she didn't know what to do about him sometimes it was ridiculous that he acted so dramatic at times. "Don't listen to him Aunt Prue it's not your fault that he hasn't had a date months." she said shaking her head not that she minded that he had been dateless lately she couldn't stand some of the bimboes he insisted on dating.

"Don't worry Liz I don't pay anymore attention to him than I would a wall and at least a wall serves some real purpose." Prue shot at him jokingly causing him to narrow his eyes and look from her to Andy.

"B please get my retarded son out of here and to the manor before Prue kills him in here I don't want blood in my office." Leo quipped causing Wyatt to put his hand over his heart like he had been wounded.

"That hurt dad that one cut me deep I hope you can live with yourself after that." Wyatt said in mock indignation.

Liz walked over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck "Wy just shut up and orb us to the manor before Aunt Piper kills us both and I have a sneaking suspicion that she would bring us back kill us again and then leave us in Grams' care and that would not be pretty at all." Wyatt just shook his head but he orbed her like she had asked leaving Bianca to shimmer Prue.

"B do you think that they will ever stop being blind and get together ?" Prue asked allowing Bianca to take hold of her arm to shimmer them.

"Prue," she started but then the ghost gave her a look " fine Aunt Prue I can only hope that they will while the rest of us still have some sanity left." Prue had always insisted that she call her Aunt Prue because she liked the girl she reminded her a lot of herself.

"And what about you and Henry ? When are you two going to stop being blind and admit you have feelings for each other ? I'm not saying your as bad as those two no one is. I'm just saying it's obvious you both like each other a lot." Prue asked causing the young Phoenix to blush.

"Oh come on Aunt Prue it's not like that with me and Hank and you know it we're just friends seriously." Bianca protested fighting hard to get her blush reflex under control while she shimmered them out of Leo's office.

Jake sat on Aunt Pearl's old faded sofa rubbing his temples he had one hell of a headache and the woman sitting on the couch next to him was the cause of it. "Damn it Lilly that hurt I guess you want me to go around with a headache all the time." he said pouting like a five year old.

Lilly gave him a hard stare and arched her eyebrow at him he could be such a baby sometimes "Relax Jake if you would just open your mind up to me it wouldn't hurt as bad that way I could see what you saw." she explained to him for the fifth or sixth time he really didn't listen either. He and Wyatt has inherited the Halliwell hearing they didn't listen to what you had to say and did what they wanted to. Where as the other two Halliwell males as least had the courtesy to hear what someone had to say before they did what they wanted to do anyway.

"Lilly you let someone probe around in your head like that and then tell me that it doesn't hurt like a bitch." Jake grumbled throwing himself back on the couch the pout never leaving his face.

"Jake it wouldn't hurt if you weren't trying so hard to keep your walls up so I can't see whatever it if you're hiding this time." she shot out exasperated with him but she regretted her words as soon as they left her mouth. And even more so when she saw the wounded look on his face. She leaned over and kissed him "I'm sorry baby I just really want to get the bastard that did this to my brother. I shouldn't take it out on you just because I'm pissed off at everyone from the elders to the source right now." she said sincerely fighting back tears.

Now it was Jake's turn to feel like an ass it wasn't as if she didn't feel bad enough he had to go and add to it. "No I'm sorry please don't cry I promise we'll get him." he said brushing some of her long black locks out of her face. He cupped her face in both of his hands and he stared deeply into her brown eyes with his intense blue eyes.

Lilly leaned in and kissed him again this time passionately in no time at all they were full blown making out with Jake laying on top of her. Their little moment was interrupted by Penny and Emily of all people to walk in on them it had to be the youngest two witches in the whole bunch.

"Oh Jesus Em this is the shit they make 900 numbers for." Penny said when they entered the attack causing Jake to jump off the top of Lilly like he had been burnt.

"No Penny I was thinking more along the lines of if only we had a video camera set up here we could have seriously made some money off of it as internet porn." Emily cracked earning herself a stern look from her only sister.

Lilly's face was flushed from kissing Jake but that didn't stop her from laying into those two "You know it might be a good idea if you two knocked otherwise next time you might see something you don't want to see."

"It would be a shame for Aunt Pearl's sofa to be destroyed after it's survived so many demon attacks. I'm telling you right now Aunt Piper would seriously blow it and both of you up if she found out you were having sex up here." Emily went on undaunted by the look Lilly gave her.

Jake was sitting with one of the sofa pillows on his lap trying hard to hide the reaction his male member had to his recent activities with Lilly. "Uh cut to the chase what do you brats want ?" he asked not unkindly he was incapable of being mean to Penny and Emily since they were both hung over.

"You're both wanted downstairs with the warning if you laugh Aunt Piper will blow you up or Aunt Paige will orb you into shark infested waters after she binds your powers." Penny answered repeating the threats that had been made against them.

"Alright fine we're coming." Jake said stubbornly.

"Actually you were but we walked in and interrupted that." Penny quipped very pleased with herself as she saw all the color drain from her brother's face.

That did it for Jake he would let his sisters get away with a lot but in his mind Penny didn't need to know anything about sex she was still a baby to him. "Penelope Marie Halliwell don't make me get Prue up here and tell her what you just said." he growled momentarily surprising Penny who was used to her big brother being easy on her.

"Penny what the hell did you do now ?" Prue asked coming into the attack but she didn't wait to get an answer from her. "Jake if you don't get down to the kitchen in like five seconds Aunt Piper is seriously going to start making good on her threats." Prue put her arm around Lilly and guided her to the stairs and then she called back over her shoulder "Come on you three I'm not being responsible for everyone having to feel the wrath of Piper. And just let me stress one last time that it wouldn't be smart to laugh. Because now Mel is threatening to crack people over the head with her softball bat. And the younger of the two twitches is threatening to unleash her big brother on people." Causing Jake to wonder just what the hell was going on whenever the girls started threatening something that was good cause to be worried.

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"Nice of you to finally join us down here in hell guys I've never heard so many threats at one time in my entire life and I'm a cop." Henry mused when the others came into the room he was still slumped over the counter resting his head on his hand he looked seriously bored.

"I hear you brother the last time I heard that many threats it was because these two nameless innocent officers just so happened to steal Sarge's morning supply of donuts and held them for ransom." Chris chuckled Jason and Henry had to laugh as well they had really made their boss blow his top that time.

Mel and Patty came walking into the kitchen at that moment and stared the three guys down they all immediately stopped laughing. "Alright we're supposed to tell you that Ricky isn't happy and that Carly and Val did this to him against his will." Patty said rolling her eyes. Jake was already biting his lip to keep from laughing which was only made worse by the way Chuck was fighting back a smile.

Val and Carly then came in the kitchen dragging a very unwilling Ricky between them. They had done a very good job not only did they make him look like a girl they had turned him into a bombshell. His long raven hair was laying down his back layered with curls, Carly had used just enough makeup to make his skin glow he had a bronze skin tone so she hadn't had to do that much. Carly had been in charge of hair and makeup and Val had taken care of clothes and accessories. Ricky was dressed in a teal halter top that left nothing to the imagination and jeans so tight that it was a miracle that he got in them and that was not to mention the heels he could barely walk in. Sparkly dangling earrings set off the outfit.

"You guys did an amazing job with him." Phoebe said totally impressed.

"Well I hope so it took them two hours and then I wonder why it takes them so long to get ready." Chuck replied logically earning himself a dirty look from Prue who he smiled at sweetly.

"Chuck don't encourage them it will only make them worse." Ricky said frowning and crossing his arms over his chest.

"Look on the bright side at least you make a hot girl." Prue said but he didn't take much comfort from the comment.

"Damn I have to say impressed Carly and Val you guys did all that ?" Paige asked and both girls shook their heads yes.

Henry stared at his mother incredulously "Mom you should be more concerned with the fact they most likely got that out of one of their closets. I shudder to think how they actually leave the house dressed sometimes." he ranted Paige honestly had to laugh at him when he went into protective big brother mode.

"I'm with Hank I'm more worried about whose closet those clothes came out of than anything." Chris agreed and Mel rolled her eyes at him.

Before anyone one could say anything else on the matter blue and white orbs filled the room followed by the ripple of a shimmer. Of course it was only Wyatt, Liz, Prue and Bianca. Wyatt took one look at the way Ricky looked and he broke down laughing again both Prue and Liz cracked him in the back of the head but that didn't deter him any.

Piper let out a wolf whistle "Alright knock it off we have important things to deal with here." Everyone groaned they had better things to do than listen to Piper rant and rave again.

A/N: So here's the first chapter it will start making sense why it was sort of jumpy in later chapters I promise some action is coming up. Please review.