A strawberrykimicream and Creek grrl production.

Clyde POV

I was at Starks pond with Craig and Token.

"Hey don't you guys think Tweek's been acting weird lately?"I said biting into my taco.

"Do I look like I know? I've been trying to figure that out. But since he's Tweek, he's hard to figure out."Craig said.

"Yeah he is. Clyde, do you EVER stop eating?!"Token said waving his arms around.

"Yea he is. But he might let it slip. Nope Token I don't think I'll ever stop or all the ladies will miss me."I said standing up and showing off my muscles.

"What ladies? You're just a simple skirt chaser who'll never get laid. While I, on the other hand, have girls bugging me almost all the time."Craig said snickering.

"Craig does have a point. The only time I ever see you with a chick, is when you're holding her bags at the mall while she flirts with some random guy. And what did you have in mind for Tweek?"Token said sitting back down on the ground beside.

"Both of you can sucks my taco loving dick. And I thought that we could go over to Tweeks and maybe find some evidence about why Tweek is acting weird."I said laying down.

"Rather not put my taste buds at risk, or my eyes. Sure, I'm game"Craig said. Shuddering.

"Count me out. I can't snoop around in Tweek's stuff like some... Criminal."What a pussy Token is.

"Don't hate love! No I'm kidding. Fine then. Token you can distract Tweek. Tell him that you want to hang out or something just get him out of the house."I said standing up.

"Okay fine, but if this backfires or you two fuck up, or whatever, I'm not part of this."Token really can be a whimp sometimes.

"He's about to get off in 15, why don't you meet him so we can get there. Just stall him."Craig stuck the middle finger up like always.

"Yea. Bye come on Craig. Oh and Token?"I said already walking.

"What, tubby?"he replied.

"Hey I'm just big muscled. Yea so get me another taco, kay."

"Yeah, you just have one giant muscle in your stomach. Rather not, you eat anymore and you'll get as fat as Cartman. See ya."Token that asshole.

"Will not. Tacos are good for you. Right?"I asked Craig.

"Not the way you eat them. I'll go intercept Tweek while you guys violate his privacy."

~Tweek's house~

"Finally! I've been standing here for 10 minutes ass-munch! Come on, let's go in"He said opening the front door.

"Well don't you sound excited."

"Not that exited. Just impatient because your fat ass is too fucking slow."

"listen for the last time I'm not fat!"

"Yeah sure. Let's just do this.-runs up to Tweek's room- Okay, what to look for..."he started to open one of Tweeks drawers"

"Clyde, look at this."he shoved a pair of girls white, cotton underwear in my face.

"I think the reason he's been acting weird is because he's gay."Craigs smirk grew bigger by the seconds.

"Aw dude no way. Oh he a matching bra oh this is too fucking funny."I suddenly heard the front door open and hear Tweeks voice saying good bye.

"Shit."Craig said dropping the panties back in the drawer and ripping the bra from my hands.

"We gotta hide, dude."He said.

"Uh, uh the closet! Come on."I said. Running toward the closet as I hear foot steps.

Craig squeezed into the small closet with me.

"Th-That was weird."Tweek said shrugging his arms.

"T-Too bad I didn't get to see Craig..."What? oh yea he and Craig are super close best buddies duh.

"I've been waiting for you my whole life."I saw Tweek pull out a dark blue dildo from a drawer in his nightstand.

What the hell was he going to do with that?

I looked beside me and saw Craig holing his noes...Was he having a noes bleed?! Gay!

I looked back at Tweek and saw him pull down his pants and...PANTIES! He laid down on the bed and I saw something I'd always wanted to but just not on tweek!

"Oh... C-Craig..."Tweek spread her legs and was about to slide the dildo in.

But Craig just had to accidentally knocking open the closet door.

"Um Hi-hi Tweek?"I said. This had to be the absolute worse time of my life.

I hope you all liked this and so does Creek grrl who helped me make this chapter . If you didn't like this then go suck Clyde's taco dick! But now to you, likers your cool-kimi, Creek. ;D